karthik : Dad, have you ever been to Egypt?
dilip : No. Why do you ask that?
karthik: Well, where did you get THIS mom then?
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jay pande : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
prithvi: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
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prithvi : Now, angad, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
angad: No yaar, I don't have to, my dadi is a good cook
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(this is when prithvi n mishti were in school)
damini : prithvi, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy her ?
prithvi: No, mom, it's the same dog
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(this is 1 of my fav)
angad: "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
prithvi : "i will ans this, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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naina : karthik, how do you spell "crocodile"?
karthik : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
naina : No, that's wrong
karthik : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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(this is when karthik was in school)
TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
karthik : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
karthik: Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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naina : karthik, give me a sentence starting with "I".
karthik : I is...
naina : No, karthik. Always say, "I am."
karthik : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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damini : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
kripa : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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(this is 1 of my fav)
angad : who is the person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
kripa,dadi,karthik,dilip(all 2gether) : naina n anithaaaaaaaaaaaa
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sorry if these jokes offended anyone i m just tryin 2 make every1 laugh