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Is this her first child?

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Posted: 18 years ago
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A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her *husband*!"

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Nw tht's funny... 😆 😆

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Posted: 18 years ago
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haha some guys r soo dumb 😆

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Posted: 18 years ago
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pfffffffffffffffffffftttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahahahahahah 😆 😆 😆

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Posted: 18 years ago
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haha some guys are soo dumb 😆

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