EHT - Gifts for the EHT characters--- Funpost

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dey.bh

@dey.bh

Rocker

Posted: 11 years ago

On the auspicious occassion of Independence day, the following EHT characters are honoured with these gifts..

1. Durga---- A bagful of plastics for more such plastic surgeries. Kya pata kab jarurat pad jaye.

2. Dayal------ I think all this man needs is a good son-in-law. He is all ready to marry off his only muh-boli beti.

3. Dev: ----- A book called 'How to become a detective in six easy steps'

4. Suchitra---- One magical potion that can make her completely invisible for the rest of her life

5. Sakshi----- All in one remote control-- Control everything at your finger tip

6. Shaurya---- A free ticket to the HImalayas.

7. Rajnath------ One helmet to save his head. I am pretty sure Sakshi will smash her head the day she knows about Raima- Rajnath affair

8. Raima------ One good job. Hovering around the Goenkas all the time can be dangerous girl. Learn to earn your morsel.

9. Tarun, Karan and Rishi----- Some screen space to all of you. You guys too belong to rich and influential families. Psycho nahi to kya, you alll are spoilt brats. You deserve to be hated as much as we hate Shaurya.

10. Aakash----- Durga ka hath de dun ?😆 Hmm... one permanent job in Sakshi- Durga detective agency.

11. Neil----- All cheesy Hindi movie DVDs. ye kisidin bohot pitne wala hai.

12. Shekhar Mehra--- SOme good wishes dear. May you become either a businessman or at least a successful detective

13. Kangana------- One counselling class that will teach her, 'Ruko, dekho and fir chalo'

14.Last but not the least Payal----- Dear you deserve my hug,🤗 Hope aapko bhi thodi importance mile aur aap thik ho jaye.

Only a fun post. Enjoy!!!!!

Edited by dey.bh - 11 years ago

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642126

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Posted: 11 years ago

Gifts for:

Shaurya - noose for hanging to death

Dev - brain transplant, new vocal cords

Durga - new accomplice

Rajnath - new "chick" who spies on him and destroys him

Sakshi - special cell in asylum

Raima - return of her husband😉

Tarun, Rishi, Karan - jail

Kangana - boot camp to know realities of life

Dayal - damaad

Suchitra - tickets to worldwide teerth yatra

Akash - Mr India type invisibility wristband so he can vanish if caught

Payal - recovery

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Dolly-heart

@Dolly-heart

Sparkler

Posted: 11 years ago

Great Post Debby.

I would like to add a gift for Durga... Real Plastics so that she can Blow the Goenka's to Smithereens.

Dayal... A gift of some sense that when you start a project ... Do NOT ABORT too Soon..

Dev...A gift of the First Brain Transplant from an intelligent Monkey.

Suchitra... A gift of a PILL to WAKE up from a STUPOR .

Shakshi... A gift of a Crystal Ball that would help her SHAPE the world to her liking.

Rajnath.. A gift of some SOFT PLACE to land when he is caught with his PANTS DOWN.

Raima... A gift of a FREE AD in Kolkata Newspaper for another MAN to Pleasure her.

Friends of the Idiot... A gift of .. IDIOTS DO NOT GET A FREE... GET OUT OF JAIL CARD.

Akash... A gift of Double 007 HAT and a Double Agent Badge.

Neil... A gift of... A FAKE I D CARD for other FAKE engagements.

Shehkar ...A gift of... knowing when to Blackmail and WIN BIG BUCKS.

Kangana.. A gift of... A Light Bulb over her HEAD to show us she CAN THINK.

Payal.. A gift of MANY HUGS and the ABILITY to forget her AWFUL EXPERIENCE.

Thanks Debby for letting me join in your Gift giving Post. Had lots of fun.

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shreya

@.Lilith.

Rocker

+ 4

Posted: 11 years ago

Durga- Veritaserum. Enough said!

Dayal- Yeah yeah, a Damaad. I dunno what else.

Rajnath- A book named 'How to look after your business'.

Dev- 1. A new Brain, 2. A new pet to keep him busy, 3. A therapist who can cure his obsession for both Nitya/Durga.

Shaurya- Cruciatus Curse for one whole week. Death will be too easy!

Sakshi Goenka- A day in a cell with 14 Rottweilers! Kutte k muh se bread cheenne waali, Janta maaf nahi karegi 😡

Raima- A set of blouses which are not backless.

Payal- Recovery 😊

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shreya

@.Lilith.

Rocker

+ 4

Posted: 11 years ago

I just realized I became a Goldie with this comment 😃

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642126

Hibernated

Posted: 11 years ago

Dev and Shaurya can for now be given lollipop and a pram each that will accommodate them and be driven by Suchitra maiya and Sakshi mata respectively.

Lallu dheele laadle! Only good for mummy's laps.🤪

(-Crying baby is Shaurya. Calm baby is Dev D)

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Suresh

@suresh555

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 11 years ago

1. Durga----A magic wand to send Sakshi and Shorya to Pluto with no resources to return

2. Dayal------ Perform surgery on Durga's brain to stop obsessing on Goenkas

3. Dev: ----- A smart scanner with which he can see thru people

4. Suchitra---- Have a cat fight with Sakshi and make her takli

5. Sakshi----- Send her back to her ancestors (Dracula, Ra One etc)

6. Shaurya---- Go back in time and be born as a girl

7. Rajnath------ Marry Raima after which she steals his property

8. Raima------ Open a strip club

9. Tarun, Karan and Rishi----- Be sent to a fully gay prison

10. Aakash----- Loose his memory

11. Neil----- Make Sakshi fall in love and then ditch her.

12. Shekhar Mehra--- Make him Raima's boy toy

13. Kangana------- Open a jewelry shop and specalize in Kangans'

14.Last but not the least Payal----- Tie Rakhi to Gabbar Singh and make him torture Shorya

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dey.bh

@dey.bh

Rocker

Posted: 11 years ago

@ Dolly : Thanks for the appreciation and thanks for your reply

@ others: Thanks for you replies.

Edited by dey.bh - 11 years ago

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mithila

@mithilarids

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Posted: 11 years ago

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Originally posted by: shelly_08
Durga- Veritaserum. Enough said!

Dayal- Yeah yeah, a Damaad. I dunno what else.

Rajnath- A book named 'How to look after your business'.

Dev- 1. A new Brain, 2. A new pet to keep him busy, 3. A therapist who can cure his obsession for both Nitya/Durga.

Shaurya- Cruciatus Curse for one whole week. Death will be too easy!

Sakshi Goenka- A day in a cell with 14 Rottweilers! Kutte k muh se bread cheenne waali, Janta maaf nahi karegi 😡

Raima- A set of blouses which are not backless.

Payal- Recovery 😊

lols... 👏

shaurya aur sakshi ke gifts masth hai...

👏👏

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Nishaya

@Nash..

Dazzler

Posted: 11 years ago

#10

Very nice post dey.bh.!!

My turn now:

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DURGA: A handkerchief (to wipe her overflow of tears for Dev)

DAYAL: BP's medicine(thanks to Mrs. Goenka that his blood pressure is always high these days)

SHAURYA: I DON'T WANT TO WASTE MY MONEY ON WASTES so NO GIFTS 😆

SAKSHI: Smaller earrings( so that her ears don,t fall on hanging for her own bada bada jhumka!)

RAJNATH: A loose suit! (His current suits seems quite tight and suffocating for him.)

RAIMA: A traditionally lengthened blouse so that she doesn't attracts more richy rich oldies of Kolkata with her backless exposure.

DEV: A PIECE OF MIND for acting so dumb!

SUCHITRA: Ticket for lifetime Teerth yatra.

PAYAL: All the good wishes!!!

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