Chapter 3
Asad had to shift to the new bedroom which was specially renovated for him. He did not want to but when his mother told him to he had to. He always listened to Dilshad. He could not ask for his room back as it would be going back on his word to his mom but he could make Zoya give the room back and that is exactly what he planned on doing. He had the perfect plan in mind. He laughed evilly. He made a real handsome devil and now that devil and his mind were all set to get to work.
Zoya was sleeping peacefully in her bedroom on her bed dreaming of her dream man, her version of the Mr. Khan she wanted as a life partner. A sweet smile played on her lips as she could feel him coming closer and his face becoming clear. She pulled the comforter close to her face and turned to the other side. She began to gather the comforter in her arms and wanted to hug it like she would hug her Mr. Khan. Something heavy stopped her from gathering the comforter. She tried to pull it with all her might but could not. "Mm... Humzy what are you doing here? Apne room mein so ja na!" Zoya's eyes were still closed and in half sleepy condition she tried to wake up her sister Humaira and send her to her room. She patted Humaira on her hand. "Humaira since when do you wear sleeveless clothes?" She did not get an answer. She then moved her hand on her sister's back. She was not wearing something sleeveless she was not wearing a top! Zoya still did not wakeup. Her hand moved to the front... "Humaira why are you so flat? Tumhara size toh... Your body is sho firm... Six packs... You are not Humaira... Aap toh mere Mr. Khan hai na... My dream man... My Mr. Khan aap mujhse mere dream mein milne aaye hain na but how did you know where I live? I can touch you... I am feeling your six packs and your... Mujhe sharam aa rahi hai... But why are you so real if this is a dream?" Zoya slowly realized that she was not dreaming. There was someone really in her bed. Her eyes flew open. She was about to scream.
The person next to her rolled over on her and put his hand on her mouth. He flicked a switch and the bedside lamp turned on. Zoya's eyes popped on seeing in. What the H was going on? He smiled. "Shh chup! I will move my hand from your mouth but you will not scream. If you do you will be the one to be in deep trouble let me warn you from first. You will not scream understood. Nod if you understand." Zoya nod her head like a bobbing head. "Good girl." He took his hand off of her mouth. "Ek minute before you try to get up smile please. Ek selfie ho jaaye." He smiled and took their photo with his cell phone. Zoya pushed him and got off the bed. "What the H Asad! What in the H are you doing in my room in my bed? How did you get in? Why the hell are you all nangu?" Zoya was really pissed and shocked to see Asad in her room. Asad was getting out of the bed. Zoya covered her face with her hands. "Nahi don't get out of the bed you are nangu. No I don't want to see your thingy!" Asad was amused and decided to have some fun. "Zoya that is a privilege you will not have. Accha why are you getting so angry and covering your face? You were enjoying my six packs. You touched me... You felt me... You called me your Mr. Khan. I did not know you felt like this for me. Naughty girl you dream of me?"
"Have you lost it? How did you enter my room? Why are you here?" Zoya wanted answers. "I want my room back." Asad said getting off the bed. Zoya did not hear as she was busy ogling at his six packs. Asad snapped his fingers in front of her face. "Kahaan kho gayi? Did you hear what I said? I want my room back." "But you said you will shift in the new room." "That was me being my ammi's good beta. This is me being me Asad Ahmed Khan. I want my room back and you will tell the family members that you will give it back to me." "You must be dreaming I will do no such thing. Why should I?" "Tch chotu Lizzie brain ko sab samjhana padta hai. Zoya I will have my room by hook or by crook. Either you get my room back for me or else..." "Or else what?" "Or else I will show our selfie to the family members and they will think we did..." "Kuch kuch!" Zoya's eyes popped as big as the headlights of the Ambassador car as she covered her mouth with her hands. "Sab kuch!" Asad winked and Zoya felt really scared. Asad was having fun. He had Zoya right where he wanted her. "Zoya if they think that we did sab kuch then to save the khandaan ki and your izzat they will get us married. So now you have only 2 options you get me my room back or I will show everyone this selfie. We will get married and I will shift in this room." Zoya stood listening to Asad's threat. She smiled. "Ha! If we get married I will shift to your room you will not ever get this room back." "Wanna bet? I will tell everyone that Zoya has been in shock because of the sudden marriage. She needs to be in familiar surroundings till she accepts this change. I am ready to make that sacrifice for my wife. I will shift in her room. And you know everyone in our family Zoya they will think what's best for you always and let me shift into my room. Then every night hum tum iss kamre mein band ho and I will be your shauhar and you know me... So what say want to give me e my room by hook or by the crooked way I just explained to you."
Zoya was really irritated with Asad. She, the beautiful Barbie doll like girl could no way get married to this bandar. She decided to give him the room back and a little more for being Asad Ahmed Khan. Asad wore his shirt and left the room. Zoya plopped on the bed thinking about the mess she was in because of one mistake. She had taken Asad's room got the interiors done but she did not get the locks changed. After Asad left she remembered their little conversation about how he was able to enter the room.
A little flashback
She was confused as to how he entered in her room. She decided to turn the tables on him. "Asad if you tell them we did sab kuch first they will ask you how did you enter the room because every door and window was closed from inside. They will think you broke into my room." Zoya smiled thinking she was winning. "Zoya if all the doors and windows are closed how can I get in? Well of course you let me in because if you see no glass of any of the windows is broken and neither the locks of the door have been tampered with."
Flashback ends.
Zoya opened her cupboard and there was a dart board with Asad's picture on it. She aimed and threw darts on the dart board. Every dart hit bull's eye (between Asad's eyes). She smiled evilly at Asad's picture. She too like him was a little devil and now it was her time to use her devilish brain. She too laughed evilly and went to bed.
She woke up early in the morning and got ready. "Chachi I think we should give Asad his old room back." Zoya told Dilshad as she hopped up on the kitchen counter. "Hmm and why do you think we should give him back his old room? Beta you know na that old room is not big enough for him. You have set the new room for him and Asad's old room had been your room from the last 2 years. Why do you want to give it back to him?" Zoya took a carrot and took a huge bite of it. Razia too came to the kitchen. Asad was keeping an eye on Zoya. He wanted his room back at any cost. Zoya had to give it back to him and he had made her agree on it. Zoya got off the kitchen counter and closed the door. Asad did not know what she told them.
At the breakfast table the elder members of the family were giving Asad disgusting looks. Zoya was smirking. Najma and Humaria looked at him with curiosity. Asad was annoyed with everyone's behavior. He got his room back but the looks and the attitude he got as a bonus. He knew it that Zoya had done something. Zoya was happily walking in the corridor. Suddenly a hand grabbed her wrist and pulled her inside a room. "What the H Asad? What are you doing?" Asad rubbed her wrist as Asad had held it too tightly. "What did you tell everyone to get my room back for me?" "Asad aam khao ped na gino. You asked me to get your room anyhow and I did. Now why do you care?" "I care Zoya because of the looks they are giving me! What did you do? What did you say?" Asad closed in on her and there was a dead threatening look in his eyes. "You got your room that's it. I am not saying anymore. Toodles!" Zoya gave him a mischievous smile and left. "Wait till I know what you have done then phir maine tumaare Toodles ke Maggie noodles nahi banaye na toh I will change my name." Asad punched the wall.
"Cadbury shots! Najma ke mann mein laddoo phoota!" Najma saw a Cadbury shots packet on the floor. She picked it up happily. She moved towards her room. She had taken a few steps when she her eyes widened and so did her smile. "Cadbury Dairy Milk! Yummy. Najma you are so lucky! Tch but it is so small. Itne se mera kya hoga?" After a few more steps she found a Cadbury Dairy Milk Silk. Today was her lucky day. Najma picked all the chocolates she found on her way to her room. Chocolates were her weakness. When she reached her room she saw a Cadbury Bournville. She was about to take it but before she could reach it Asad picked it up. "Bhaijaan dijiye na. Someone kept all these chocolates for me." "I know tamatar I left those chocolates for my baby sister. But you can't get this Bounrville." Najma pouted. "Why bhaijaan?" "Tamatar you don't get a Bournville. You don't buy a Bournville. You earn it. Ad nahi dekha?" Najma understood that the chocolates were not for free Asad wanted something from her. "What do I have to do to earn it?" Asad smiled. Najma knew that the chocolates came with a heavy price. "What do I have to do bhaijaan?" "Open your mouth... Not literally Tamatar! I want you to tell me how did Zoya get me my room back." "Ek taraf Zoya doosri taraf bhai beech mein Najma tujhpar aafat aayi." Najma made a bechara face but Asad did not let her go. He wanted to know the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
"How can I say such things about you bhai? I am your baby sister even if I was older than you I would not be able to repeat those things. I did not know Zoya was going to say all those type of thinks warna I would never eves drop on her conversation with ammi and chachi." "Tamatar sach bolo tell me everything." Najma closed the door of her room. Asad sat on the chair and Najma nervously paced in her room. She did not want to tell Asad anything actually she did not want to repeat what she had heard but she wanted that Bournville and she had to earn it. Asad was waiting patiently as he knew Najma would tell him everything. Najma took a deep breath and she came and sat on the chair near Asad's. "Bhai Zoya said that you have been in London for 2 years and there you lived without parental supervision toh pata nahi what all you must have done there. You could have lived with a girl and you know done sab kuch all that boys and girls do! She said that if you have the last room then you can sneak in a girl from the back door and do sab kuch with her all night every night. She told ammi that if they did not keep an eye on you then you could get a firang bahu. Ammi ka toh heart fail ho jayega if you get a firang bahu for her... Then..." Najma stood up from her place and faced away from Asad. "Then... Then what? What else did she say?" "Bhai please don't make me say more." "Tamatar bolo!" "She said that if you will live in the bedroom right in the middle of the house then you will not be able to sneak in a girl. You will not be able to do sab kuch with her and you will also not be able to do... You will not see those type of magazines and movies and then play with yourself." Najma covered herself with the blanket. She could not even look at Asad. She felt as if she had been scarred for life on listening to and then repeating those things.
Asad was really pissed with Zoya. She had assassinated his character in front of his elders. She had to pay for it. He instantly cooked up a plan. "Tamatar 10 minutes ke baad send Zoya to the pool. After that 10 aur minutes ke baad send Razia chachi and ammi there." Najma nodded from under the blanket. She dared not to ask what would be in round 2 of Asad Vs Zoya. After Asad left Najma saw the Bournville there. She began eating the chocolates. "Ooh 10 minutes ho gaye I should send Zoya to the pool." Najma went to Zoya's room and made an excuse to send her to the pool. She also sent Razia and Dilshad to the pool just like Asad instructed her. When Razia and Dilshad reached the pool they saw that Asad was swimming in the pool. They smiled as they knew that Asad was a fitness freak and never missed swimming even on rainy and cold winter days. They saw Zoya sitting on a lounger. She was ogling at Asad. Her eyes had that look which both Razia and Dilshad were familiar with. Zoya swallowed the sweet juices which formed in her mouth as she saw Asad move in the water. Some of the juices came out of her mouth and she bit her lower lip. She was wearing a very thin cotton shirt and they also noticed that her nipples were erect. It was not because of anything else but she was sexually aroused on seeing Asad coming out of the pool in his swimming trunks. She pressed and rubbed her legs together and rocked her hips. Asad knew what Zoya would do when she saw him like that. Zoya did not believe she was being turned on by Asad. Their mothers who witnessed it all were super shocked and embarrassed.
"Zoya! Zoya!! Zoya!!!" Razia called out to her daughter. "Jee jee ammi" Zoya was embarrassed and scared. "Zoya college nahi jana? Come on get ready." "Jee aayi ammi." Zoya ran away from the pool side. Asad smiled as his mission was accomplished. All those things Zoya said about him doing he made her do and also he got their mothers to see it. Asad and Zoya had no idea that the Asad Vs Zoya, which was going to land them into a greater trouble than they intended to get the other into. The entire day passed like a normal day for everyone.
At night both families decided to have a family barbeque to celebrate Asad's return. Zoya was in no mood to attend Asad' welcome barbeque but she had to as Noor Bano and Sabreen both had told all the members of the family to be there. Asad and Zoya were given the task of barbequing. They were trying to avoid each other because of what had happened at the pool. Zoya felt like she would be turned on by Asad and Asad was scared that being close to Zoya would remind him Zoya being turned on could affect him too. They were very nervous around each other. For the first time they were not fighting.
The families enjoyed their time. Najma and Humaira excitedly asked Asad about his London adventures and also told him the happening life they had in college. Slowly the clouds of awkwardness were lifted off of Asad and Zoya. They played men Vs women antakshari and Asad and Zoya were back to being normal. They began fighting like kids. Asad called Zoya besuri asuri and Zoya picked a throw pillow and threw it on him. They were after all throw pillows so they were meant for throwing. Their parents looked at each other and then the elder ladies of the family. They shook their heads in a no to stop Noor Bano and Sabreen from doing what they were about to do. Noor Bano and Sabreen signed Asad's and Zoya's parents to be out of it and let them handle it.
Noor Bano decided to begin. "Accha chalo let this men Vs women antakshari be. Aaj Sabreen aur main aap sabko ek story sunaate hain." Asad and Zoya always loved story time with dadi. Humaira and Najma knew what the story would be about and so did Dilshad, Razia, Gafur and Rashid. Najma and Humaira were excited but two sets of parents were only worried for Asad and Zoya's reactions at the end of the story which would actually be a beginning of a new story.
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