My oscar speech: (imagine me in a beautiful royal blue gown with a figure of Angelina Jolie)
Oh my ghosh oh my gosh. I did not expect to win so I did not prepare a note. (Takes out note from the clutch bag). I would like to thank my voters, non voters because they could have voted for someone else, my friends (sniff sniff false choking), oh my god I am forgetting people (looks at the note that was not supposed to be prepared). I would like to thank the producer director channel on making such a beautiful show. I didn't think I would win the best comedian and salt and sugar award. Thank you.
I am very thankful for the dostana member. My darling deep you and me totally rock. I loved the eye locks, catch and fall and the lip locks. Thank you for being my exclusive. If I have forgotten someone it is not intentional.
Thank you thank you