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No Kostins tonight. Just some fun-pints 😃
Little Punjaban:
I smell, I taste, I criticise ... Practicing to guest star in Masterchef's next season.
To be or not to be Talli:
Talliness is like dizziness ... comes & goes.
*Neil & Puttar were the worst. Bala the most consistent talli of the lot*.
Bhai to the rescue:
Bala - Beats me, if we are the only ones to suffer. RAMMANN!!!
Puttar - Can't even get arrested without me *Morons ... the lot of them*
Cops & Boys:
Bala - Can't afford to have my wife hunt me down n chop me ... am just 24. Lemme go.
Mihir - With the kind of clothes I wear, no other girl will agree to marry me. Lemme go before she changes her mind.
Neil - Trisha has gone missing on an alternate channel. Am not even sure why I am scared.
Romi - Just got inducted into the "Ji Ji couple world" by the CV's. Not to end my first reel love ishtory so soon pleez.
Raman - F**k this shit. Fandom would kill me if Ishita divorces me before we get lost in the jungle & do "it" in a dirty hut. Lemme go dude.
Bound, Gagged & Delivered:
Delhi Police - Third degree is so passe. Also jails are full. Nayi Soch method to bring miscreants to their knees ... we complain to their wife's.
Cops & Wives:
Top Cop - Evidence No 1. Know him?
Mahaan Wife - f'course. My useless BIL.
Dangerous wife - Wait till I reminisce on how to lead a hubby thru his nose and be his dominatrix in the bedroom.
Top Cop - No time for that. Evidence No 2. Know him?
Mahaan Wife - f'course. My now useless BIL.
Dangerous wife - You don't know what pain is darling.
Not-even-wife - *sigh* ... My guy is a mouse. Bas.
Top Cop - Really... Well presenting Evidence No 3.
Not-even-wife - Thank God he's not a mouse but a ferret. *Phew ... was worried would have to do all the hard work on our wedding night*
Mahaan Wife - Do you know how much it takes to get drunk & flirt with girls. Gosh, least you could do was learn from the best.
Top Cop - Oh they did. Presenting Evidence No 4.
Mahaan Wife *Self Talk* - He can't one-liner his way out while drunk ... Awesome!!! Time for seduction.
Dhoka of the season:
Viewers - We want romance. We want romance.
CV's - These suckers just don't shut it. Give them Friday night Bromance.
Now we know why Raman & Ishita don't feel it. 11pm slot was for Bromance, not romance.
Need I say more 😛
Little Punjaban:
I smell, I taste, I criticise ... Practicing to guest star in Masterchef's next season.
To be or not to be Talli:
Talliness is like dizziness ... comes & goes.
*Neil & Puttar were the worst. Bala the most consistent talli of the lot*.
Bhai to the rescue:
Bala - Beats me, if we are the only ones to suffer. RAMMANN!!!
Puttar - Can't even get arrested without me *Morons ... the lot of them*
Cops & Boys:
Bala - Can't afford to have my wife hunt me down n chop me ... am just 24. Lemme go.
Mihir - With the kind of clothes I wear, no other girl will agree to marry me. Lemme go before she changes her mind.
Neil - Trisha has gone missing on an alternate channel. Am not even sure why I am scared.
Romi - Just got inducted into the "Ji Ji couple world" by the CV's. Not to end my first reel love ishtory so soon pleez.
Raman - F**k this shit. Fandom would kill me if Ishita divorces me before we get lost in the jungle & do "it" in a dirty hut. Lemme go dude.
Bound, Gagged & Delivered:
Delhi Police - Third degree is so passe. Also jails are full. Nayi Soch method to bring miscreants to their knees ... we complain to their wife's.
Cops & Wives:
Top Cop - Evidence No 1. Know him?
Mahaan Wife - f'course. My useless BIL.
Dangerous wife - Wait till I reminisce on how to lead a hubby thru his nose and be his dominatrix in the bedroom.
Top Cop - No time for that. Evidence No 2. Know him?
Mahaan Wife - f'course. My now useless BIL.
Dangerous wife - You don't know what pain is darling.
Not-even-wife - *sigh* ... My guy is a mouse. Bas.
Top Cop - Really... Well presenting Evidence No 3.
Not-even-wife - Thank God he's not a mouse but a ferret. *Phew ... was worried would have to do all the hard work on our wedding night*
Mahaan Wife - Do you know how much it takes to get drunk & flirt with girls. Gosh, least you could do was learn from the best.
Top Cop - Oh they did. Presenting Evidence No 4.
Mahaan Wife *Self Talk* - He can't one-liner his way out while drunk ... Awesome!!! Time for seduction.
Dhoka of the season:
Viewers - We want romance. We want romance.
CV's - These suckers just don't shut it. Give them Friday night Bromance.
Now we know why Raman & Ishita don't feel it. 11pm slot was for Bromance, not romance.
Need I say more 😛
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