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Posted: 11 years ago
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As usual Kostins belong to a friend but since they get lonely, I give you pointers too.
Kos-pegs ... err Kos-pints at your service -



Need to start keeping scorecards ... CV's love for new entries nowadays equals Shagun's love for teeny-weeny blouses no?


Raman - Shaadi kay baad men don't get older, they get sexier.
Me - Shaadi kay baad men don't get wiser, just bcum bleddy liars 😛


Puttar wants tea on the Rocks. Not to worry puttar, wifey is gonna drag you out on the rocks ... soon 😆


I Lie, You Lie, We all Lie and fly:
Raman - I lie. Foreign delegates.
Mihir - I lie. Year end Audit. (August mein 😆)
Bala - I too can lie. Extra classes.
Neil - No clue if Trisha is still alive or not. Dammit whom do I lie to?


The Coy Boy Blues:

Mihika - I refuse to marry Mihir.
Everyone - What? ... What? ... What?
Mihika - He steals clothes ... first it was Ashok, now Jeetendra


No touching, wonly seeing. Pleej to clear your concepts puttar, this does not apply to your own wifey. Just saying.


Kostin of the Day:
Puttar said "no shabab" as they are married. But shabab toh tha... Bala stripped no?






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Posted: 11 years ago
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Res :)

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Hilarious post Paru...

Jeetendra comment was priceless...

dont mock Shagun's blouses... the leftover kapda from those blouses goes towards the drapery... oops... Ashok's robes

Kostin of the day :) Thank God. I wasn't the only one who caught that 😆
Edited by always_a_TV_fan - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Great post ..., 😆 But Neil is d biggest LIAR 😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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🤣 Hilarious!!
Bala shabbab and Mihir steal clothes. Oh gd 🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Well

Cvs want to basao a gaon to stop aao milo sajna from happening so first that sunny the vampire slayer with his high on white ink expression and now sarson ka saag wali lady


Me :after shaadi

Sex on the beach happens only to be a drink

So they lie

And ramanwa is desperately wanting real action but more likely he would get a pravachan on the beach

Mihika does not want to marry mihir as he has stopped wearing cockroach pants after you exposed him

Ramanwa concepts are as alien to him as Tamil language as he can see and hear stuff but bloody hell can't make out what that means

I would watch a narendra chanchal mata ka jagrata on loop than have Bala as shabab

Kostins answered now I am to try for sex on beach

But I will get drowned in violent Mumbai monsoon

So it is better I say hanuman chalisa and go to sleep


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Posted: 11 years ago
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Hilarious kostins.. Hic! 😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: paru_rox

As usual Kostins belong to a friend but since they get lonely, I give you pointers too.
Kos-pegs ... err Kos-pints at your service -



Need to start keeping scorecards ... CV's love for new entries nowadays equals Shagun's love for teeny-weeny blouses no? 🤣


Raman - Shaadi kay baad men don't get older, they get sexier.
Me - Shaadi kay baad men don't get wiser, just bcum bleddy liars 😛


Puttar wants tea on the Rocks. Not to worry puttar, wifey is gonna drag you out on the rocks ... soon 😆


I Lie, You Lie, We all Lie and Fly:
Raman - I lie. Foreign delegates.
Mihir - I lie. Year end Audit. (August mein 😆)
Bala - I too can lie. Extra classes.
Neil - No clue if Trisha is still alive or not. Dammit whom do I lie to?


The Boy Blues:

Mihika - I refuse to marry Mihir.
Everyone - What? ... What? ... What?
Mihika - He steals clothes ... first it was Ashok, now Jeetendra 🤣 🤣


No touching, wonly seeing. Pleej to clear your concepts puttar, this does not apply to your own wifey. Just saying.


Kostin of the Day:
Puttar said "no shabab" as they are married. But shabab toh tha na ... Bala stripped no? 🤣







Awesome post Paru ...🤣 🤣
jeetendra i cant stop laughing 🤣 🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
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pehle ashok and now jeetendra 🤣🤣
hilarious post (as always)
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: paru_rox

As usual Kostins belong to a friend but since they get lonely, I give you pointers too.
Kos-pegs ... err Kos-pints at your service -



Need to start keeping scorecards ... CV's love for new entries nowadays equals Shagun's love for teeny-weeny blouses no?

Seriously!!! The entry of new characters is at a rate faster than the disappearance of the older ones...Rinky, Trisha and (not that I'm complaining) Adi!!! Lagta hai community centre ghalat sunna tha...juvenile confinement mein hi hai woh 😉


Raman - Shaadi kay baad men don't get older, they get sexier.
Me - Shaadi kay baad men don't get wiser, just bcum bleddy liars 😛


Bingo! And the longer you're married, the better you get at it! Bala was the most comfortable, followed by the pack leader Raman and poor Mihir tu has a long way to go!!! 😛

Puttar wants tea on the Rocks. Not to worry puttar, wifey is gonna drag you out on the rocks ... soon 😆


I Lie, You Lie, We all Lie and Fly:
Raman - I lie. Foreign delegates.
Mihir - I lie. Year end Audit. (August mein 😆)
Bala - I too can lie. Extra classes.
Neil - No clue if Trisha is still alive or not. Dammit whom do I lie to?




😆


The Boy Blues:

Mihika -
I refuse to marry Mihir.
Everyone - What? ... What? ... What?
Mihika - He steals clothes ... first it was Ashok, now Jeetendra


That's exactly the first thing that came to my mind when I saw Mihir! Down to the white shoes, he was Jeetendra re-incarnate 😆

No touching, wonly seeing. Pleej to clear your concepts puttar, this does not apply to your own wifey. Just saying.

👏👏👏 😆😆😆


Kostin of the Day:
Puttar said "no shabab" as they are married. But shabab toh tha na ... Bala stripped 😛



👍🏼

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Posted: 11 years ago
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🤣🤣
Neil ... who knows if Trisha is alive ?! 🤣🤣
Mihir is stealing Jeetendra's clothes and even shoes 🤣🤣
Bala is the Shabab 🤣
OMG hilarious post as usual 🤣
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