10 Reasons Why We All Love Vampires
Posted July 28, 2014 @ 09:09 am
by MTV Editor
Once treated as fearsome monsters, vampires have made a comeback on the crush lists of every girl below the age of eighty!
Movies, TV shows and books have conspired together to ensure that the average girl's dating ideals now run to these ageless supernatural men - A fact that doesn't say much about the self-preservation skills of our female population. If you haven't fallen for these immortal hotties yet, here's a list of ten reasons why we all love vampires:
Because they come in different varieties, ranging from hot to HOT
Because they make for amazing protectors
Of course, the fact that you're dating an immortal monster might be the whole reason why you have enemies and need protecting in the first place, but know that he won't give you up without a fight.
Because chances are your vamp boyfriend will come as a package deal with an equally HOT family
If pop culture is to be believed, all vampires have descended from a line of equally hunky ancestors. Can't quite argue with a boyfriend who has got hot coded into his very genes.
Because they never age
So you won't need to worry awkward bald patches, even fifty years from now. Just saying.
Because they've got superhuman strength
None of those unsightly muscles that reek of steroids; he will have genuine brute strength. Which will probably come in handy while defending you from aforementioned enemies.
Because they never die either
They just stay around for years together, and depending on how stalker-ish your boyfriend is on a scale of one to Edward Cullen, watching you sleep.
Because they've got a vulnerable side just begging to be cared for
Regardless of aforementioned brute strength, vamps have their own soft spots as well. A tough guy with a gentle interior, it doesn't get better than that.
Because their emotions are heightened
Again, we are taking pop culture's word on this one, but vampires feel deeply and when they hand over their heart to someone, it's for keeps.
Because they don't give up without a fight
Should anyone be foolish enough to touch their girl... Grab some popcorn and watch out for the fireworks.
Because they really do look HOT
A fact that totally trumps the bit about bloodsucking in the pros and cons list. Go ahead, admit it.