Chachi 420 aka Sukanya decides to have a face-lift for her birthday.
She spends $5000 and feels pretty good about the results.
She goes to Chacha 420 aka Anil and asks him "How old do you think I look?" He says "Suki, you look like Sanya's sister." Sanya who is standing in the same room twitches her mouth and thinks "Humm, this moti and my sister...in her dreams"
To treat herself, Chachi 420 decides to go shopping. Maharashtraian sarees were looking too dull on her new face so she decides to try out Gargi's leopard style and Disha's transparent sarees.
Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32," is the reply. "I'm exactly 47," Chachi 420 says happily.
With all the shopping she did, she was felling a little hungry so she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. She replies, "I guess about 29." "Nope, I'm 47."
Now, she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question. The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I am 47, but, thank you."
While waiting for her car to go home, she asks an old man (Azooba's friend from the nursing home) the same question.
He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eye sight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me kiss you, then I can tell you exactly how old you are."
They wait in silence on the empty street until curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts out, "What the heck, go ahead."
He kisses her very passionately. After a couple of minutes of this, she says: "Okay, okay. How old am I?" He kisses her one last time, and says, "Madam, you are 47."
Stunned and amazed, Chachi 420 says, "That was incredible, how could you tell?"
The old man replies, "Promise you won't get mad?"
"No, I won't get mad," she says.
He replies, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."