PhatPhatiyaPost - An interlude

Mike testing, 1,2,3...

*cough* *clears throat*. where do I start. Chandangarh market is a hotbed of activities with leather jacket clad men carrying Acid Bulbs in their Kacchas. No wonder 99.99% of men in Chandangarh end up with prostate irritation, and urinary tract infection. This also explains the high libidos and low birth rates, not to mention iron will to resist consumashuns.

Come on Major sa, its been how many days since you and Paro made up? And you haven't even scored second base, leave alone 3rd or 4th base? Meanwhile the anonymous man is gaining traction over your wife, blowing soft puff of hot breaths into Paro's ears, whispering sweet nothings. Paro has been dropping broad hints of 108 years of Tapasya - and why does a girl needle you, have you thought of that? She needles you so you do the exact opposite i.e. consumashuns aim, shoot, hit the target in less than 108 seconds!!! Silly Moonchiya, kuch bhi nahi samajhtha

The new villain seems to be specially imported from Japanese Anime for some alternate reality virtual sex between the screen Avatar of Mr. Anime AcidInKaccha and Paro. Because Moonchiya is too busy tying his turban and making sure his Dhoti stays on while he practicies roundhouse kicks. Other than hiding acid bulbs in his underwear and taking po*no pics of Parud and streaming them online to Chandangarh Video Center, who is this Nautanki? Why is he here? Doesn't he get hot in that leather jacket? How many cans of Hairspray does he use to keep his hair in place? Does he jack off watching various photos of Parud in compromising positions? Is he the new Peeping Tom of Chandangar, peeping into ladies bathroom and bedrooms? Who the hell is he? I miss Tejawat - at least the man did Poetry and won over Mala's heart.

KcM's plans are so well thought out. She told Samrat that they are going to enact a Japanese Anime called FuuCkBebeMika-R. She thought Samrat wouldn't even notice when he does it with the HornyBabeInPinkSari and lo and behold, KcM would get a baby anime. What an idea Sir ji!

Foot Fetish-Note

Life has been busy with work deadlines, summer vacation, road trips and barbecue. Pardon my absence. That is to say I will be gone for another good 10 days on vacation. However, look for sudden bursts of PPP much like sudden summer thunderstorm or Hurrican Arthur, aided by global warming, although I can't guarantee one PPP everyday until Fall, when life becomes a bit more normal.

Thanks for popping in.

We are missing your hot PPPs.

Have a nice vacation.

No wonder 99.99% of men in Chandangarh end up with prostate irritation, and urinary tract infection.🤣

Awesome update:)

Until then, Mohini has time to read the Dummies Guide to Making Babies (Grandparents Edition). She can tell Maithz that she was the first to see Sam naked, and therefore she knows exactly how his anatomy works, and instruct her on how to use it.

Anyways, its such a hilarious post! as always... Your analyses about the health problems of Chadangadh male population, low birth rate etc etc are good data for policy makers.. Think tank -walas in the West as well as in Delhi should read PPP regularly!

Good to see you back, SJ! PPP is always moodchanger..

All the best for your vacation!

Why are you making fun of major saab like this? After all he's on with Khud khushi, I'm sure he'll last longer than that!

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