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Never!!!!
God today is again one of those days when the anti-kamla oxidants inside me surfaces and foams from my mouth š¤¢š”and I have to let it out in the forum!! Sorry guys to become the victims of my constant ranting and love you all to read and some wonderful people even like them!!!šš
Tips to calm your mind:
Jab haal ho behaal saari frustrations PaaLa pe nikaal!
I have come with new name for poo n dumla which is PaaLa after all Kamla ne use doodh pilaa pilaake paalaaa!!!!! Lekin agar inka pad gaya mujh se paala, toh inka toh mein saalaa.. (oops no gaali rite...sowiee.).. I mean inko toh I will throw in the naalaa! (this is better noo!!!)
Cv's ko chodh gayi shaayad uski Biwi
isliye kahaani dikhaa rahe hai jaise sade hue Kiwi
(wow EMA ne mujhe inhi ki tarah sadaa hua shaayar banaa diya!)
PD toh hai akeli toh use denge hum award Thakeli!!!
Aisa waar kiya humpe inhone baar baar (2)
Ki ho gaye viewers pareshaan sehke Kamla ka atyachaar!
Man kartaa hai ki pakdu sabko aur deduu ek ek maar!
aur pehnaa dun jootiyon ke bada saa haar!
Aisi Maaon ko dekhne pehle apni maa ke baare mein toh soch lete yaar!!!
Dekhke tumhaara serial woh bhi sharam se ho gaye honge zaar zaar!
Aisi kahaani sunkar toh lagta hai darr karne se pyaar!
RagNa jo hain jaise bijlee ke do Taar!
Kar diya judaa unhe jaise nadi ke do kinaare hain aar-paar!
And now its time to end this poem 'cos I knw I have gone a bit too faar!š
(Am I gud or Am I too gud!!??)š
On an otherwise serious note I m back here to give lecture on the lecturer Kamla. But my bhaashan unlike hers is not bina sar pair or horns and tails! My bhaashan has viewers ka dard, frustration and angst on being cheated again and again!
Pichle kuch maheeno se ye feelings ke alaawa kya mehsoos karwaaya hai ye logon ne!!? :/š”
And the greatest complicated character in history is...No its not hitler or Socrates it is none other than our Kamlaaa and her unpredictable or should I say predictable hamlaaa.
Par Kamla... Dil se bolti hun bura mat maanna haan, aaj agar Nirupa Roy ji hoti toh woh aur bhi ro padti! Because she used to be the mother who used to eventually slap her sons or daughters when they had done what they thought was right but yet Kamla exceeded her quota all in one serial by slapping Kalpi and torturing her everyday.
And now time for some game! Ready mommies? Lets play
'Kaun karegiii Duh Kamlaa pe Huh Hamlaaa'!!
Few questions that I want stictly only mothers to reply! (others can ask their momas or mummas and give the feedback!)
I am not going to ask the ghisaa pitaa q about the drowning glory/shame and the thappad case after Kamla hospitalisation and sending Kalpi to hostel, even though I am tempted to! So conveniently avoiding these!
Q1) Will any mother fix the engagement and marriage on assumption without asking her daughter even the name of the guy before engagement just to confirm? (Its not like she caught Sammy and Kalpi sleeping together to be so confident right?)
Q2) Will any mother humiliate her daughter by dragging her daughter out of the party as if she had just stripped in front of the crowd? After all she was just dancing with Raghav? (ahem i knw it was a bit more passionate). (You could have always interrupted decently by calling Kalpi or Vitthal calling Raghav for something and confronted both of them then n there right?)
Q3) Will any mother slap her daughter in front of the crowd on her engagement day even if the mother thought the wrong guy had put the ring in the finger? (Normally in public view we try to avoid a scene right? Even if we witness something we dont like!)
Q4) Will any mom be more worried about paaltu beti when her own daughters engagement has been royally screwed by her?
Q5) Will any Mom behave so coolly and normally the way stoneheart Kamla did after Kalpi was molested?
Q6) Will any mom want to insult her own daughter in front of complete strangers? What was that nonsense where she had explained the nurse that "Kalpi is not Raghav's wife she is my daughter his wife's name is Paakhi and all?"
What difference does it make with what they think right?
Q7) Will any mom give 101 tips to paaltu beti on how to win her own daughter's love in front of her own daugher!!!??
Q8) Will any mom tell her daughter that she will not pray for what her daughter wishes for, at the temple?
Q9)Will any mom try to attack her own intelligent and understanding daughter with vicious and malicious words rather than explaining the adverse effects of what she is about to do?
Q10) Will you all not forgive the guy who hurt ur daughter and paaltu's feelings or will you resent him with anger and hatred even after he almost kills himself to save your life with your daughter's life too!
Haassshhh now I am feeling so lite!
Ranting about them has given me a delite!
CV's pleas karo kamla ke character ko change slight!
aur dikhaa do hume RagNa ki story ka light!
I promise ki khatam ho jaana hai saari fight!
Laut aa jaayengi viewer's ko bhi sight!
Bas kar do RagNa bandhan ko aur tight!
Let Raghav n Kalpi stand against the world with full might!
n about time poo should get one slap tight!
Chalo now I can sleep, my friends...yawn...Good Night!!
(Dint I tell you all I am too good? aint I right????)
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