Absolutely fantastic! Hear me again fellow members, its absolutely fantastic to finally see the tables turning in the favor of our 'goddess of power' and 'perfection in action', Princess Pia!
Our members in the Positive Pia Camp have been astounded by Pia's unique and breath-taking yet risky plans these last few days in her final attempts to seize Mr Jai Walia!
Although I personally would have liked to see more planning and scheming from Princess Pia (so that the Bani-Brigaders could clearly see Pia's I.Q exceeding that of Einstein tenfold), Pia has played all her marbles in one move… The Goddess of Perfection, Passion and Power, Pia is confident and so are we that Jai Walia will wed Pia (how can he refuse? Pia is beautiful, looks stunning in her saree's (even the white jail type saree's!), by far the prettiest from everybody in the Walia Mansion and beyond, has clearly more brain cells than everybody combined, has given birth to Mr Walia's only legitimate son, Veer Jai Walia as well as her eye-brows moving simultaneously with her lips! Nobody can do that! Only the Passionate, Powerful and Perfect, Pia Walia!
Onto Bani Dixit, a fugitive wanted by the authorities for the murder for Saahil Bali. By paying a waiter to drug Princess Pia? (Bani – you were a waitress once, why use below the belt tactics and undermine the responsibilities of a kind waiter? This is what you were also doing to Mr Walia, that's why he cannot live without you – a fact!). Bani also paid off an established and exclusive Wedding store to "switch" sarees? (The most important word here is switch as Bani Dixit switched places with Princess Pia and got married to Mr Walia! Clearly paying off Pushkar Shukla to waste Pia's valuable time!).
However all is forgiven as Bani Dixit is still referred to by our goddess as "Bani Di" / "Durga Di", we commend and appreciate our Goddess's kind heartedness for forgiving a murderer and destroyer of lives! Please could all members stand up, we shall all clap our hands for 3 hip hips for Pia Walia!
Hip Hip, Hooray!
Hip Hip, Hooray!...
Hip Hip, Hooray!
Thank you everybody, we should all appreciate somebody whenever they commit a good deed.
Finally, Bani Dixit has understood she is fighting a lost cause, Pia's shakti is too strong for Durga! Bani Di has made a wise decision by deciding to marry the Andekha, Anjaana, Anokha aur Adbhoot, Aparajit Deb! Well done Durga, may you live an adbhoot life for eternity and never again enter the life of your clearly correct and justified sister, Princess Pia!
The Positive Pia Campaigners can clearly see the winning post!
Rakhi,
(Unofficial spokeswoman to Mrs Pia Walia)
