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Moonchiya found out how Mala, Dilly and his wife were looking at his naked baby pictures and laughing. He wanted to scream, tear out the draperies and tell Paro that he was no long that small baby. He was big and strong and he could pack a punch where it mattered. He immediately books a ticket for a honeymoon to make sure Paro gets first hand look at him, away from the pesky Haveli residents. He wanted to tell her that his bathing baby pictures caused shrinkage and did not do him any justice.
Moonchiya gets mad at Mala and accuses her of leaving his dad. Dilly gets mad and slaps Moonchiya because he found Moonchiya's insinuation that he could not match up to Tejawats dimensions quite insulting.
Ranawat men really have a major p***s envy
Moonchiya tries his first lau letter.
Dear Paro
Just like I make sure sarhad par lakir is not violated - I will do the opposite and violate every lakir between you and me. I will erase it so much so that you will not be able tell my stubbly beard and moonch apart and you will only scream more, more, more, faster, faster, faster. We will do a marathon - three days straight.
Lau
Major Sa
What Paro understood - Major sa is going to buy a rubber eraser and do something really vulgar with that that involves fast PhatPhatiya ride and it will go on for 3 days. It sounded very tiring and scary. So she decides to use Masa as her excuse and not go with him
Cricket
