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"Aw, look at her. She is sleeping! I think her mommy must be looking for her, right Swayam?" Sharon said while patting a little silver and cream colored kitten. "Swayam did you asked our neighbors if she is their kitten?" Sharon asked again while looking adorably at the kitten who was sleeping on her back, like she was tired for ages; but actually spending a single night with Sharon Raiprakash was more than tiring for a kitten as well, poor kitty.
Sharon turned around as Swayam wasn't answering her and found him sleeping on chair with a open mouth. Sharon glared at his sleeping form like he could see it. "I can't believe he is sleeping when i was the one who was literally awake with her all night. Men are useless, God." She blabbered and turned around to resume her drooling session. "Men are not useless, first because well you know!" Swayam smirked, Sharon turned and glared at him totally flushed. "Second, you was not awake with her and taking care of the kitten but you never let her sleep as well that is why she is sleeping like this right now. Look!" Swayam said and shrugged.
All this happened last night when Swayam came home a bit late and found a very furious looking Sharon, pretending to be sleeping on bed. It was a piece of cake for Swayam to vow Sharon and apologized to her. There, they laid in each others arms, silence surrounding them and their eyes closed. Suddenly Sharon felt something on her arm and screamed in fear, "What!?" Swayam got scared and screamed like a banshee with her as well.
"Now, why are you screaming like a boo bear?" Sharon scolded Swayam who eventually scared her when in reality Sharon scared the life out of her dear husband. "What? You screamed like you were in labor, what was i suppose to do?" Swayam argued. "Huh? Ok, whatever. I guess there is something on my arm!" Sharon started to panic. "What are you talking, Shar? Show me," Swayam looked at her arm and saw nothing. "There is nothing," He said and Sharon glared at him. "Ahh! Did you hear it?" Sharon said with wide eyes. "What?" Swayam looked around and asked. "That voice. Oh it's coming from balcony i guess." She said and threw her blanket on floor and ran towards the balcony, dragging sleepy Swayam along with her.
Sharon looked here and there but found no one thus she slapped Swayam on his head, "Open your eyes and help me find whoever that voice belonged to. Now come on, go there." Sharon ordered sternly and went another side. It didn't take Sharon to find the owner of the mysterious voice and she screamed in excitement like a banshee. "Ahh, kitten! Pretty kitten! Swayam come over here." She just could not stop screaming her lungs out. Swayam walked towards her lazily and looked at her, jumping with a silver cream colored kitten in her arms with an amused look.
Sharon took the kitten inside and ran towards the kitchen, after ordering Swayam to hold the kitten in his arms and don't let go. "Well, hello little kitten. Well are you a girl or a boy? I am Swayam, that that lady who can't stop screaming is my wife, Sharon!" Sharon laid down on floor on his stomach and talked to the kitten who was looking at him with an amused sort of expression. Well, obviously there is a difference between human and animal's amused expression. Swayam started tapping his fingers on cold floor with caught the kitten's attention and it started to walk towards his fingers. Swayam took the kitten in his arms and started to check whether it was a female or male by looking underneath. "NO way! You no manners Swayam! How can you invade someone's privacy!" He heard a loud scolding. Oops!
"Now give it to me!" Sharon snatched the kitten from him and cooed over it. "Hey, kitty kitty! I am Sharon and this stupid is my husband, Swayam!" She glared at Swayam. "Well, i already introduced but... in a slightly different manner!" Swayam chuckled. "Are you hungry? I brought milk, here." She placed the bowl filled with milk in front of the kitten. "She must be hungry, do you know anyone around here who has cats in their house, Swayam?" She asked Swayam. "No i don't and how do you know that this kitten is she?" Swayam asked. "Well, i checked while holding her," Sharon pouted which made Swayam laugh. "Now who is invading the privacy, madam?" Swayam teased her.
"Swayam she can't drink like this. Look, she is trying but i guess she is too small to drink herself like this. I think we need kitten's milk bottle for her?" Sharon said while shaking kitten's paw. "Yeah, i will get that in the morning. Remind me!" Swayam said. "What? In morning? No, we need it now. Go and get the bottle for her. Who knows she is already starving!" Sharon said to Swayam. "But baby..." Swayam started to argue, but in vain. "No buts, you will wear your shoes, take your car keys and GET me the damn milk bottle. Now go!" Sharon scolded Swayam. "Oh no, i am not going to roam around in the city to find a milk bottle suitable for kittens and besides it's almost midnight!" Swayam argued. "Listen Swayam, she is small kitten and she needs to be fed so please go and get a milk bottle so i can feed this poor little soul her food. OK? And what kind of human being you are!" Sharon argued with Swayam and finally kicked him out of the house to get a milk bottle.
An hour later Swayam came home, tired and sweaty but with a milk bottle perfectly suitable sized for the kitten. "Aw, that is why i love you so much, Swayam. Thanks!" Sharon kissed his cheek and ran into room even without waiting for him. When Swayam entered in their bedroom, he found Sharon on the bed with kitten in her arms and feeding her through milk bottle. "I guess she was hungry," Swayam said and sighed. "Yes, she was and she must be really happy as you bought milk bottle for her. Look, she is even smiling at you!" Sharon exclaimed excitedly when the kitten was not even looking at Swayam at all. "Oh yeah, how cute. Can i sleep now?" Swayam asked with a fake excited tone.
"Sure!" HE GOT THE ANSWER.
After an hour later.
"Swayam? Swayam! Swayam? Wake up?" Swayam heard her dear wife poking at his arm to wake him up. What now! He started blabbering stupid stuff to shoo her off but she was smarter. "I know you can hear me so wake up or else i will throw a bucket full of ice cold water right this second!" Sharon poked his arm and slapped it. "What?" Swayam asked in half sleep. "I think she wants to go to the washroom but she is not comfortable using those seats? So i have heard they do all kind of stuff on soil. I have this plastic pot, so can you go to the near by park and get me some soil in it, now?" Sharon said so calmly yet she freaking ordered. "Yes baby, sure baby, why not baby! Baby baby yes mama..." Swayam started blabbering this time for real. "Swayam!" Sharon yelled at the sleeping form of her husband who woke up due to the sound like someone was about to murder him.
"How nice of you! Now please get me the soil, that pot." Sharon pointed at the pot. "But Sharon it's too late and... " Swayam stopped looking at Sharon's fire glaze glare. "Yes, baby! Where is the pot?" Now he here went to get the freaking soil for an animal's waste product. Really? He was a person who don't even go to the washroom for himself in night and here he was digging soil from ground for a kitten's poo and pee! He self promised him that this is the last thing he is doing for that kitten this night and went his home again.
Few minutes later Sharon was asking Bella that why is she not doing that stuff on the pot! Bella? "Sharon, why are you calling her Bella? Don't tell me you just named her!" Swayam shook his head knowing exactly Sharon has done it. "So what? I can't call her kitty kitty or little kitten for entire night, right? So i named her. It's not such a big deal, Swayam! Don't act like a girl!" Sharon scolded Swayam, like always. "Why do you have to always scold me or glare at me, huh?" Swayam pouted, demanding answer like a kid. "Because you do stupid things," Sharon said calmly and shrugged. "Yeah, like getting married to you and allowing you to become my home teacher," Swayam blabbered quietly. "What? What did you say?" Sharon glared at him again. "Oh, nothing baby, nothing." Swayam replied sweetly.
This time Swayam didn't sleep on the bed, he sat on the chair and tried to rest his brain because he still had a doubt that his promise of not doing anything for little Bella will get break soon, so why give rest to your tired body, right? He was on high alert, seeing fully charged Sharon who wasn't even letting Bella sleep. He could symphatize with the kitten, a bit. Sharon was throwing ball towards Bella but she wasn't reacting to it. She was sitting mindlessly looking here and there and gave only a single look towards the Sharon and the ball. "Swayam baby? You know Mrs. Chadda is pregnant?" Sharon asked looking at the small rubber ball in her palms with a frown. "Yes, i know... why?" Swayam opened his eyes which got closed due to sleep and replied with a yawn. "I think i saw few sewing threads in her house. You know kittens enjoy that a lot?" Sharon asked Swayam very sweetly, well over sweetly. "Yes, baby. I will get it for you!" Swayam replied immediately like an obedient student but wanted to pull his hairs out.
It's was almost 3:45 when Swayam returned home, very sweaty and red. "Woah, What happened baby? I got busy with Bella and i forgot that you aren't back yet. I was about to call you, Swayam! You look like someone has robbed you," Sharon asked while rubbing Swayam's arm. "No!" Swayam shouted like a stupid and poor child who was so frustrated but couldn't do anything about it. "Hey, than what?" Sharon asked again. "Well, you know i went to Mrs.Chadda's door and knocked and you know that stupid lady was so excited to meet Bella that she went into labor on her front door AND she fainted, right in my arms. I was about to faint too! Can you believe it? After a while Mr. Chadda came and saw her in my arms and pucnhed me! He thought i was kidnapping his pregnant wife to take her kidney out! Am i a kidnapper? Do i look like a kidnapper to kidnaps pregnant ladies!?" Swayam shouted and started kicking the ground like it was Mr. Chadda!
Sharon was about to console him but he cut her off, "Now, don't scold me because i couldn't get the toy thing for... Bellarina!" Swayam exclaimed. "Bella... it's Bella." Sharon corrected Swayam calmly. "Yes, and i am Edward Cullen who is doing everything for her and you are Jacob Black, right?" Swayam said with a frustration and laid on the bed.
At 4:20,
"Swayam! Actually... i thought..." Swayam woke up when Sharon again wake him up but before she could say anything further, he said. "Yes, what now? Now tell me baby? Do you want me to give birth to a kitten so that your Bella won't feel lonely or i feed her milk like her mother or start licking her clean or even better, why don't i throw her out of the window!" Swayam shouted. "That's so rude, baby!" Sharon gasped. "To hell with your, baby! I am not Edward Cullen because i am Swayam Shekhawat and Swayam Shekhawat is tired and sleepy! I want to sleep!" Swayam started slapping himself in frustration. "Can i sleep? Am i allowed to sleep?" He asked loudly and walked towards Bella who was looking at them amusingly and held her in his arms and asked her, "Little Bella, i am your servant but i need sleep or i won't be able to serve you. Can i sleep? Do i sleep?" Swayam asked bitterly through gritted teeth but anyone except Sharon, who have seen him like that, must have laughed at him. Bella moew-ed in yes!
"Swayam why are you shouting and getting angry. You didn't tell me that you wanted to sleep! If you wanted to sleep than you should just have asked!" Sharon said like she is saying NOTHING. Swayam looked at Sharon was open mouth, about to touch the floor and than walked out of the room, slamming the door shut. "What? What did i do?" Sharon asked afterwards to Bella, who was rolling on the floor... may be because of laughter.
*Well, i have written one shot after a long time now. So i dunno how it is? I wanted to give a little fun element in it which was lacking in my life during the time i wrote it, my exam time so you all can understand if it sucks.*
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Sharon turned around as Swayam wasn't answering her and found him sleeping on chair with a open mouth. Sharon glared at his sleeping form like he could see it. "I can't believe he is sleeping when i was the one who was literally awake with her all night. Men are useless, God." She blabbered and turned around to resume her drooling session. "Men are not useless, first because well you know!" Swayam smirked, Sharon turned and glared at him totally flushed. "Second, you was not awake with her and taking care of the kitten but you never let her sleep as well that is why she is sleeping like this right now. Look!" Swayam said and shrugged.
All this happened last night when Swayam came home a bit late and found a very furious looking Sharon, pretending to be sleeping on bed. It was a piece of cake for Swayam to vow Sharon and apologized to her. There, they laid in each others arms, silence surrounding them and their eyes closed. Suddenly Sharon felt something on her arm and screamed in fear, "What!?" Swayam got scared and screamed like a banshee with her as well.
"Now, why are you screaming like a boo bear?" Sharon scolded Swayam who eventually scared her when in reality Sharon scared the life out of her dear husband. "What? You screamed like you were in labor, what was i suppose to do?" Swayam argued. "Huh? Ok, whatever. I guess there is something on my arm!" Sharon started to panic. "What are you talking, Shar? Show me," Swayam looked at her arm and saw nothing. "There is nothing," He said and Sharon glared at him. "Ahh! Did you hear it?" Sharon said with wide eyes. "What?" Swayam looked around and asked. "That voice. Oh it's coming from balcony i guess." She said and threw her blanket on floor and ran towards the balcony, dragging sleepy Swayam along with her.
Sharon looked here and there but found no one thus she slapped Swayam on his head, "Open your eyes and help me find whoever that voice belonged to. Now come on, go there." Sharon ordered sternly and went another side. It didn't take Sharon to find the owner of the mysterious voice and she screamed in excitement like a banshee. "Ahh, kitten! Pretty kitten! Swayam come over here." She just could not stop screaming her lungs out. Swayam walked towards her lazily and looked at her, jumping with a silver cream colored kitten in her arms with an amused look.
Sharon took the kitten inside and ran towards the kitchen, after ordering Swayam to hold the kitten in his arms and don't let go. "Well, hello little kitten. Well are you a girl or a boy? I am Swayam, that that lady who can't stop screaming is my wife, Sharon!" Sharon laid down on floor on his stomach and talked to the kitten who was looking at him with an amused sort of expression. Well, obviously there is a difference between human and animal's amused expression. Swayam started tapping his fingers on cold floor with caught the kitten's attention and it started to walk towards his fingers. Swayam took the kitten in his arms and started to check whether it was a female or male by looking underneath. "NO way! You no manners Swayam! How can you invade someone's privacy!" He heard a loud scolding. Oops!
"Now give it to me!" Sharon snatched the kitten from him and cooed over it. "Hey, kitty kitty! I am Sharon and this stupid is my husband, Swayam!" She glared at Swayam. "Well, i already introduced but... in a slightly different manner!" Swayam chuckled. "Are you hungry? I brought milk, here." She placed the bowl filled with milk in front of the kitten. "She must be hungry, do you know anyone around here who has cats in their house, Swayam?" She asked Swayam. "No i don't and how do you know that this kitten is she?" Swayam asked. "Well, i checked while holding her," Sharon pouted which made Swayam laugh. "Now who is invading the privacy, madam?" Swayam teased her.
"Swayam she can't drink like this. Look, she is trying but i guess she is too small to drink herself like this. I think we need kitten's milk bottle for her?" Sharon said while shaking kitten's paw. "Yeah, i will get that in the morning. Remind me!" Swayam said. "What? In morning? No, we need it now. Go and get the bottle for her. Who knows she is already starving!" Sharon said to Swayam. "But baby..." Swayam started to argue, but in vain. "No buts, you will wear your shoes, take your car keys and GET me the damn milk bottle. Now go!" Sharon scolded Swayam. "Oh no, i am not going to roam around in the city to find a milk bottle suitable for kittens and besides it's almost midnight!" Swayam argued. "Listen Swayam, she is small kitten and she needs to be fed so please go and get a milk bottle so i can feed this poor little soul her food. OK? And what kind of human being you are!" Sharon argued with Swayam and finally kicked him out of the house to get a milk bottle.
An hour later Swayam came home, tired and sweaty but with a milk bottle perfectly suitable sized for the kitten. "Aw, that is why i love you so much, Swayam. Thanks!" Sharon kissed his cheek and ran into room even without waiting for him. When Swayam entered in their bedroom, he found Sharon on the bed with kitten in her arms and feeding her through milk bottle. "I guess she was hungry," Swayam said and sighed. "Yes, she was and she must be really happy as you bought milk bottle for her. Look, she is even smiling at you!" Sharon exclaimed excitedly when the kitten was not even looking at Swayam at all. "Oh yeah, how cute. Can i sleep now?" Swayam asked with a fake excited tone.
"Sure!" HE GOT THE ANSWER.
After an hour later.
"Swayam? Swayam! Swayam? Wake up?" Swayam heard her dear wife poking at his arm to wake him up. What now! He started blabbering stupid stuff to shoo her off but she was smarter. "I know you can hear me so wake up or else i will throw a bucket full of ice cold water right this second!" Sharon poked his arm and slapped it. "What?" Swayam asked in half sleep. "I think she wants to go to the washroom but she is not comfortable using those seats? So i have heard they do all kind of stuff on soil. I have this plastic pot, so can you go to the near by park and get me some soil in it, now?" Sharon said so calmly yet she freaking ordered. "Yes baby, sure baby, why not baby! Baby baby yes mama..." Swayam started blabbering this time for real. "Swayam!" Sharon yelled at the sleeping form of her husband who woke up due to the sound like someone was about to murder him.
"How nice of you! Now please get me the soil, that pot." Sharon pointed at the pot. "But Sharon it's too late and... " Swayam stopped looking at Sharon's fire glaze glare. "Yes, baby! Where is the pot?" Now he here went to get the freaking soil for an animal's waste product. Really? He was a person who don't even go to the washroom for himself in night and here he was digging soil from ground for a kitten's poo and pee! He self promised him that this is the last thing he is doing for that kitten this night and went his home again.
Few minutes later Sharon was asking Bella that why is she not doing that stuff on the pot! Bella? "Sharon, why are you calling her Bella? Don't tell me you just named her!" Swayam shook his head knowing exactly Sharon has done it. "So what? I can't call her kitty kitty or little kitten for entire night, right? So i named her. It's not such a big deal, Swayam! Don't act like a girl!" Sharon scolded Swayam, like always. "Why do you have to always scold me or glare at me, huh?" Swayam pouted, demanding answer like a kid. "Because you do stupid things," Sharon said calmly and shrugged. "Yeah, like getting married to you and allowing you to become my home teacher," Swayam blabbered quietly. "What? What did you say?" Sharon glared at him again. "Oh, nothing baby, nothing." Swayam replied sweetly.
This time Swayam didn't sleep on the bed, he sat on the chair and tried to rest his brain because he still had a doubt that his promise of not doing anything for little Bella will get break soon, so why give rest to your tired body, right? He was on high alert, seeing fully charged Sharon who wasn't even letting Bella sleep. He could symphatize with the kitten, a bit. Sharon was throwing ball towards Bella but she wasn't reacting to it. She was sitting mindlessly looking here and there and gave only a single look towards the Sharon and the ball. "Swayam baby? You know Mrs. Chadda is pregnant?" Sharon asked looking at the small rubber ball in her palms with a frown. "Yes, i know... why?" Swayam opened his eyes which got closed due to sleep and replied with a yawn. "I think i saw few sewing threads in her house. You know kittens enjoy that a lot?" Sharon asked Swayam very sweetly, well over sweetly. "Yes, baby. I will get it for you!" Swayam replied immediately like an obedient student but wanted to pull his hairs out.
It's was almost 3:45 when Swayam returned home, very sweaty and red. "Woah, What happened baby? I got busy with Bella and i forgot that you aren't back yet. I was about to call you, Swayam! You look like someone has robbed you," Sharon asked while rubbing Swayam's arm. "No!" Swayam shouted like a stupid and poor child who was so frustrated but couldn't do anything about it. "Hey, than what?" Sharon asked again. "Well, you know i went to Mrs.Chadda's door and knocked and you know that stupid lady was so excited to meet Bella that she went into labor on her front door AND she fainted, right in my arms. I was about to faint too! Can you believe it? After a while Mr. Chadda came and saw her in my arms and pucnhed me! He thought i was kidnapping his pregnant wife to take her kidney out! Am i a kidnapper? Do i look like a kidnapper to kidnaps pregnant ladies!?" Swayam shouted and started kicking the ground like it was Mr. Chadda!
Sharon was about to console him but he cut her off, "Now, don't scold me because i couldn't get the toy thing for... Bellarina!" Swayam exclaimed. "Bella... it's Bella." Sharon corrected Swayam calmly. "Yes, and i am Edward Cullen who is doing everything for her and you are Jacob Black, right?" Swayam said with a frustration and laid on the bed.
At 4:20,
"Swayam! Actually... i thought..." Swayam woke up when Sharon again wake him up but before she could say anything further, he said. "Yes, what now? Now tell me baby? Do you want me to give birth to a kitten so that your Bella won't feel lonely or i feed her milk like her mother or start licking her clean or even better, why don't i throw her out of the window!" Swayam shouted. "That's so rude, baby!" Sharon gasped. "To hell with your, baby! I am not Edward Cullen because i am Swayam Shekhawat and Swayam Shekhawat is tired and sleepy! I want to sleep!" Swayam started slapping himself in frustration. "Can i sleep? Am i allowed to sleep?" He asked loudly and walked towards Bella who was looking at them amusingly and held her in his arms and asked her, "Little Bella, i am your servant but i need sleep or i won't be able to serve you. Can i sleep? Do i sleep?" Swayam asked bitterly through gritted teeth but anyone except Sharon, who have seen him like that, must have laughed at him. Bella moew-ed in yes!
"Swayam why are you shouting and getting angry. You didn't tell me that you wanted to sleep! If you wanted to sleep than you should just have asked!" Sharon said like she is saying NOTHING. Swayam looked at Sharon was open mouth, about to touch the floor and than walked out of the room, slamming the door shut. "What? What did i do?" Sharon asked afterwards to Bella, who was rolling on the floor... may be because of laughter.
*Well, i have written one shot after a long time now. So i dunno how it is? I wanted to give a little fun element in it which was lacking in my life during the time i wrote it, my exam time so you all can understand if it sucks.*
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