Bawadi Marriage Bureau..!!

Note: Purely a Fun post ..not meant to offense any one..!!!

hello hie bye bye..!!
Aaj mei yeha aapni marriage bureau ki promotion keliye aaie hu ..

"BAWADI MARRIAGE BUREAU"
[We make..You suffer..!!!]

People say matches are made in heaven but we believe that prefect matches are made in bawadi..haan ji bawadi ..!!

Aaj se phele bhi humene bohat sare match fix kiya and they all were mashallah ..super se upar ..Hell ajeb and Mindbogglingly hatke..!!!
Here are few match which we made..!!

Prefect Phattu's:

shafeesa:

ChakMi:

(well ye alag bat hai ki en mein se koi bhi jodi zada deer tak ek sath nahi reha pai ..but never mind ..)
And here i present few proposal we received ..!!
Dulhan chahiye:
jo bobby ki tara veautiful ho..suraiya ki tara Istrong ho..shaziya ki tara Ishmart ..naafeesa ki tara misuse sorry sorry no use ki ho..!!

-Bengali baba
Photo:sorry not available
Profession :naam se pata nahi chal raha hai kya??baba hu bhai..!!
Age:sweet 16
Height:5'4"
contact Id:Bengal Ki No1 Baba @Shaziya Aur Gauhar Ki Jai Ho.com

-Zeeshan
Photo:

Age:kise Pata
Profession:Dubai Return hu..
Height :5'11"
Contact Id:Koi Ladki Muje Haan Kyu Nahi Keha Thi @ Aaliya Ye Tune Kya Kiya.com

-Rocky
Photo:

Age:tuje kyu batavu??
Profession:Sare gaande kam mein expert
Height:5'7"
Contact Id:Aayat Mei Tere Bhaiyu Ko Nahi Chodunga @ I Hate Zain.com

-Chandamama
Photo:

Age:No comments
Profession:phele Butcher tha per ab ZUA ka secretary hu..!!
Height :muskil se 5'3"
Contact Id:Mei Chand Ka Thukuda Muje Chand Chahiye @ What A Change Over Mama.com
Dulah chahiye:
Ek aisa ladka..jo zeeshan ki tara paise kamatha ho ho..rocky kitara ishmart ho..aur CM ki tara handsome ho..!!
-Gauhar
Photo:

Age:ladkiyon ki age nahipuchna chahiye..!!
Profession:trapping rich kids..
Height:5'3"
contact id:Muje Rich hubby Chahiye @Mei Famous Kab Banugi.com

-Booby baby

Age:19
Profession:cheating people
Height:5'3"
Contact Id:I Love Beedi @ I'm Smoky Bhootni.com
[Already TakenBy akkiBhaiyu..!!]

Agar aap mein se koi bhi interested ho tho pls email us your info to

Bawadi Mein.Dubb Marana Chathi Ho Kya?@Beedi Ki Jai.com

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PS:ye lo Dayan teri MB post ..Ab Khush???
# Haaste raho
#Mission panch soov(500)

Your Prefect Chudial Match Maker
Renu...😎 ..

unres!!!

meri jaaan!!!

wah re wah...kya baat hai..late hi sahi..likn tune banaya to sahi...

aur beedi bai ki shaadi...phir se??😲

do minute me setting karwa denge hum😉

are haa!!😆

to chal doosro ki setting karwaate hai...

avi ko zeeshan de de kya??😃