IQ-Neha Psychic Fights Round 9.

IQBAL:"Pata nahiin roz naashte mein roz kya khaati hai...James Watt ke Steam engine ki tarah chalti hi jaa rahi hai."

NEHA:"Wow Chetan, dekha tumne, ise kehte hain Women's Liberation...ab ye 6ft ka pahaad mera sahara lekar hiking karega."

CHETAN:"Haan, woh to dikh hi raha hai...lekin iske baad is muscle-man ke haathon tumhaari is baazoo ka jo haal hoga, woh bhi soch lo."

IQBAL:"Haah! As if! Lo chhod diya maine chuhiya ka haath...main khud bhi chal sakta hoon."

NEHA:"Kya kia Chetan tumne? Agar ye 2 minute meri baazoo pakadkar chalta rehta to main is par physical harassment ka case karti aur jo first-aid box mein se is naalyaak se bandage karwaati....ab mujhe iska haath pakadkar chalna padega, taaki ye shot chhodke bhaag na jaaye."

IQBAL:"I don't believe this! Ab to studio ke baahar bhi is chuhiay ki shakal dekhni padh rahi hai....aankhon mein infection ho jayegi, mujhe mere saath cucumber-rings laani chaahiye thi."

NEHA:"Hey Bhagwaan! Is dinosaur ko thodi si akal de do taaki mera janam safal ho jaaye."

IQBAL:" Hahahahhahaha...Hippo, tum please akal ki baat mat kiya karo, serious scenes mein bhi comedy shuru ho jaati hai."

NEHA:"Hahahahahaha...tum apne dentures mat dikhaya karo...tumhaari hansi dekhkar saari duniya hansna shuru kar deti hai."

NEHA:"Hmmmm...Iqbal, hook ko to aise dekh rahe ho jaise roz Mount Everest par khaana khaane jaate ho...kabhi pakda bhi hai ise pehle?"

IQBAL:"Tum apna ye munh bandh karne ka kya logi? Soch raha hoon ki ye hook tumhaari is naak mein daal doon aur ye rope tumhaare gale mein...kitni sundar lagogi tum."

IQBAL:"Mere saath to aise baithi ho jaise USA-Iraq shaanti-vaarta ke liye mile ho."

NEHA:"Tum chup-chaap ye guitar pakadkar camera mein smile karte raho, nahiin to ye guitar ke taar tumhaare daanton mein laga doongi, samjhe?"

NEHA:"Haaye re meri kismat! Kabhi nahiin socha tha ki itni romantic jagah par baithkar apne dushman ka 10 kilo ka khaali-sar apni lap mein rakhkar camera mein daant dikhaane padenge."

IQBAL:"Haan...maine bhi kahaan socha tha ki ek din main Hippo ki godi mein sar rakhoonga aur woh apni chuhiya jaise Downmarket claws se mera international hairstyle kharaab karegi."

IQBAL:"Hippo,behave yourself! Tum paagal ho kya? Jab bhi mujhe maarne ka scene milta hai, tum rocket-propellant ki tarah meri bones ki chutney banaane nikal padti ho."

NEHA:"Well, Dinosaur! Agar apne dil ke armaan poore karne ka golden chance scriptwriter deta hai, to main tumhaari dhulaai kyun na karoon?"

Great stuff as usual Nitu! 😆

it was hilarious,as usual.i must say u have a gr8 sense of humour.

This was amazing i'm wondering if they must be realy fhighting on the sets like this 😆😆😆jus so gud 👏👏👏

😆Nittu.....😆

UR such a Sweetaat....I love ur Funny POsts...I loved it yaar...

Muuuuuuuaaaaaaaahhhhh(Kiss)

Love u alot,
URS,
TULIP😆

😆 😆 😆 nice nice. lovely lovely

😆 😆 😆
👏 👏 👏
great darling
luv u
geet

👏 Nitu, you are simply amazing, tere ko kaha se ideas aata hai... simply brilliant 👏

Very funny 😆 . gr8 job 👍🏼 .

cho chweet....nittoo di i love this pyschic A-K fites of yours