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Public of Paali Marwaar!! Itna drama...itni nautanki. First this handsome dude starts running around like crazy, crashing into people, climbing luggage, yelling...Paro Paro...at the top of his voice...and then acts like a demented Devdas. Lost count of how many were felled in this war of the roses😛...quite a few manhandled, pushed, shoved, bumped into, yelled at, some losing their luggage in the process too...and a rare few managing to even lose their way...jaana that jhumri taliaya..galat train mein chadh gaye bhaiyya...what a high toll!!.
Then, comes almost half a store of bangles...glass ones at that...being dropped right at the entrance of the railway station.No doubt atleast half a dozen beendanis taunted there hubbies...dekha itna ladta hai phir bhi kitni chudiyaan dilayi...and look at you...never bring anything for me..hunnn... Right...the entrance where the miyaan biwi go hammer and tongs at each other...blocking the entrance for quite a few crucial minutes...don't know how many had to miss their train..😃!! The pali public will have to walk on glass...literally..phew!!
Then comes the sadak ka drama...which actually might have provided good business to all tea stall owners and sadak snacks waale...u see they don't much deal in popcorn there...Pali public didn't have an option, what with the traffic jam the scandalizing couple caused...crying, yelling and airing their dirty linen in public...I bet the town came to a stand still...Most of the public standing and staring with samosa..kachoris and chai shai in their hands and placing bets on which side wins...Moochiya...or Bandhani...😆
Then comes the maun vrat...when both parties insisted on staring and ghooring at each other like Rahul and Modi (err Moochiya and Bandhani were very well behaved compared to those two...have to give credit where its due). Both insisting on sitting in full public view, staring at each other at very long intervals of half a second...one sobbing and crying like there is no tomorrow and the other growling and grumping and glaring like he wont let today exist...hmmph...aur kholo railway station...
And then comes the climax...when moochiya decided to do dharna on the tracks...hadtaal...non cooperation...(and it reminded me of FLS and her non violent protest plans...moochiya is listening Fairy..shhh 😉) The poor public had a hard time...lifing one up and not letting the other go down...traffic toh gaya ab kya trains bhi band karvayenge...on one hand is the hysterical beendani on the other the suicidal beend...idhar kuva udhar khaayi...kahan se miley aise beti aur jamaai...😃 One refuses to budge, other refuses to stay...ek hero ready to give his jaan to prove his love shove...and ek heroine you literally flooded the platforms do and teen with her aansuo ki baadh...phew!!
Have to had it to the brave masses though...they managed to control not only the beendani but had the presence of mind and lightening instincts to lift the major up and save his life too...Kudos...dekha mera bharat mahaan...dusro ke jhamele mein hamesha hamara dhyaan...and they saved him...yay!!
And instead of thanking them...they were subjected to yet another torture...bhalai ka toh zamana hi nahin raha...they both were hugging each other in full public view...so many buddhas and buddhis ke chashma footey...and so many young impressionable boys got inspirations...and young impressionable girls giggled senselessly...so many parents started their tirade on how besharam has the world become and hamare zamane mein toh yeh sab nahin hota tha...(aur bohot kuch hota tha...but yeh nahin😆)...Jaan bachayi...toh PDA ki naubat aayi...Pali Marwaar Walon aaj toh sabki shamat aayi...
Poor Pali Public...my heart goes out to them...this small town will never be the same again...😃!!
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