13 Hilarious Kinds Of Smokers You'll Find Everywhere

13 Hilarious Kinds Of Smokers You'll Find Everywhere

To the non-smoker, all smokers are the same - filthy perpetrators of air pollution. But things are much different on the other side of the fence, brother. There are more kinds of smokers in this world than there are cigarette brands at your local panwari.

1. Constant Quitters

For these smokers, quitting is the easiest thing in the world... precisely because they do it so often! But every time they pick that cigarette up after a long time, they cannot remember why they quit in the first place.

2. Secret Suttabaaz

This category of people usually, but not always, includes those in category #1. They might be trying to quit, but they definitely cannot afford to let their girlfriends/wives/family know they are still puffing away.

3. Wannabes

They might have just picked up the habit, or want to look cool - but the honest truth is they do not know squat about it. All they do after they light one up is mouth fag!

4. Networkers

On the other hand, this category of people also hates the cancer stick - but know that it is an essential networking tool, like LinkedIn, especially when the boss is a smoker too!

5. Chain Smokers

Every time you see them, they always have one burning away in their fingers - these human chimneys!

6. Drunk Smokers

No they do not smoke regularly, but make an exception when they are at a party and toodrunk to function.

7. Fussy Brand Loyalists

These fussy smokers swear by their particular brand - and will not even deign to consider other brands, even if it were the last cigarette on earth.

8. Hipster Smokers

One step higher in the fussy level is this category - who prefer to carry around their own tobacco and paper and roll their own cigarettes. Thankfully, this kind of smokers is few and far between.

9. Pressure Builders

Forget coffee, forget milk - the only thing that gets these people going is some alone time in the bathroom with a smoke in hand.

10. Stress Smokers

Seasonal smokers, this category goes into #5 mode when in stressful situations - like projects, presentations or papers!

11. Freeloaders

This category of people loves a good drag, but never seem to have any cigarettes on them, ever - always mooching off other smokers.

12. Organic Smokers

Well, how do we describe it? They smoke a lot - only not tobacco, if you know what we're saying.

13. Pseudo Smokers

Oh no, we are not talking about smoking once in a while - we are talking about smoking hookahs. These people swear that they don't smoke - well bro, hookahs are giant flavored cigarettes for pseudos like you, okay?

Disclaimer - This article is intended as a humor piece, and neither the writer nor the website endorses smoking.

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