Chandni&Nahar...jokes...Read it

😆Cha-Na jor garam main laaya mazedaar...jokes..😆

I just read an article about Nahar wants Saloni out of SP, aadmi buddha pe mein satthiya jaate hain, lekin yeh jawani mein hi lagta hai....boley toh gayela hai iska switch..toh pesh hai jokes on CHANA...boley to Chandni aur Nahar ka short form..CHA NA...khaane ka chana nahi.😆

1).Nahar Singh, Dev and Chandni escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into. The firemen yell to the Dev, 'Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!'

Dev jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away... Dev slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.

'C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!' say the firemen to the Chandni. 'Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!' says Chandni. 'No! We like you! Just jump!'

'OK' says Chandni and jumps.

SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and she's flattened on the pavement like a pancake.

Finally, Nahar steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell 'Jump! You have to jump!'

'No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!' yelled Nahar.

'No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!'

'Look,' Nahar Singh says, 'nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it...'😆😆

2).Saloni is driving down the Delhi-Amritsar highway, when she spots Nahar standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. Shee pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Nahar is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.

Saloni gets out of the car, walks all the way out to Nahar and asks him, "Excuse me, what are you doing?"

Nahar replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."

"How?" asks Saloni, puzzled.

"Well I heard they give the Noble Prize to people who are out standing in their field."...😆

3)..This is a Hilarious joke read it carefully..first from top thn from below...Ultaa-Pultaa...joke

Ultimate Joke..Before and after Marriage!!

Before Marriage:-

Nahar:-Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

Chandni:-Do you want me to leave?

Nahar:-NO! Dont even think about it.

Chandni:-Do you Love me?

Nahar:-Yes of course!

Chandni:-Have you ever cheated on me?

Nahar:-NO! Why you even asking?.

Chandni:-Will you Kiss me?

Nahar:-Yes.

Chandni:-Will you hit me?.

Nahar:-No way, im not such kind of person.

Chandni:-Can I trust you?

Nahar:-Yes.

NOW after the Marriage You can Read it From Below to Top.(read it again now from below.)

Thanks and will be adding some more, till then enjoy reading and post ur comments and views.

Set_raj

Originally posted by: naz_u54

lol raj funny funny funny too funny haha 😆

Originally posted by: simran20

Oh God, Rajjjjj.

The third one was so hilarious ....I fell off the chair. 🤣

Originally posted by: simran20

Oh God, Rajjjjj.

The third one was so hilarious ....I fell off the chair. 🤣