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Epi 22^nd ki shuruat hoti hai rantara hug se..antara ghabryi hui thi aur raghu ko gale lagaye hue thi..wahin raghu bhi use ehsaas dila rha tha ki ab wo aa chuka hai isliye darne ka nhi!!!..bhut der baad antara ne ek bada hi ajeeb sa sawaal pucha "tum aagaye raghu?"...ab gaur kijiye zara itne der se raghu ko hug kr rhi thi aur jab paet bharke hug kr liya to antu puchti hai ki..raghu tum aa gaye?....antara ko eye specialist ki bhut bhut bhut jyada hi zarorot hai...

"Zarort hai zarort hai..zarort hai..ek eye specialist ki..bhut zarort hai..."

Raghu ne use ehsaas dilaya ki wo hi hai...kyunki aur koi to aa bhi nhi sakta itni jaldi...jitna jaldi raghu phunch jata hai...bhut fast service hai raghu ki bilkul hamare panchu ki tarah..khair...yahan raghu-antara chater patter kr rhe the..wahin satya aur uski gang unhe bilkul aise dekh rahe the jaise ki wo yashraj banner ki koi film dekh rhae hon...

"dil to pagal hai...dil dewana hai.."

Bhut dekh tk satya dekhta rha fir usne socha ki raghu se to pitna hi hiua..bt uski gang kya sochegi ki sattu ekdum fattu hai..isliye style mein usne kaha .."antara ko chood de.."...ispr raghu ko aur gussa aaya aur antara kea age aagaya..aur sahayad srk ki film dekhkr aaya hoga isliye.."main hun na.".kehkr satya ko sbak sikhane nikal pada...raghu ne satya ko "bander"..kehkr bulaya ispr hamara panchu monkey raghu se naraz hota dikhayi diya..ki satya aur bander?..aisa nhi hosakta..!!!..writers se panchu ki request hai ki satya ko mendek,cockroach,leech kuch bhi bulayein pr bander na bulayein.khair,,jab tak hum panchu ko samjahte..wahan pr raghu aur satay ki tutu main main hone lagi..satya ne raghu ko btaay ki wo apne dil baat antara ko bta rha tha ki raghu beech mein aagya..ab use kaun samjhaye ki beech mein kaun hai..aur side mein kaun?...raghu ne na kuch suna na samjha..use sirf antu ki fikr thi aur wo use takleef mein nhi dekh sakta tha...satya ki der sari bakwasein sunne ke baad raghu ka dimag ekdum pressure cooker ki tarah garam ho chukka tha..jo kisi bhi waqt blast hosakta tha..ki whain satya nw apne chunnu,munnu gang ko raghu se dhishum!..dhishum!.krne ko bola..ki raghu ne ek hi jhatke mein sabka haal behaal kr diya...aur satya ko gadne ki bhi dhamkee di!!...ye action sequence agle epi mein bhi jari rha jee haan!..hum baat kr rhe hain 23^rd epi ki..jismein raghu ne apne HEman wali spirit bhi dikha di..antara is pure sequence mein audience bni hui thi..aur hm wahin ek paed pr chadhke ye sab record kr rahe the...satya ek trah khada tha..aur ek traf thi antu...pr dono ki nazar sirf raghu pr hi tiki thi..unki wo sabki dhulayi kiye jar ha tha....sabke sab raghu ki maar taste krne mein busy hogaye..raghu tha jo ki rukne ka naam hi nhi le rah tha..bas de dna dan..de dna dan.kiye jar a tha..pr in sabmein raghu ko ittusi bhi kharoch nhi aayi...iska matlab samjha aap logon ne?..raghu ek dum smooth hai..mera matlab hai ki uski outer covering itni smooth ahi ki use zara sib hi kharoch ya scratch nhi padta...pta nhi kaun sa lotion lagta hia raghu..iska pta lagana padega?...satya khud na aakr sabko eke k chance de rha tah..aur dekhan chate tha..ki achcha ho use ladna na pade...kyunki agr wo ladega to pehle to raghu uski pitayi karega.phir jab uske kapde gande hojayenge to uski mummy use dantegi aur pitayi karegi...de dna dan..de dna dan...raghu sabki pitayi krne mein busy tha ki satya ne apni cheap activity ko repeat kiya aur antara ko wahan se le gaya...abhi tak to heroine aur villan hero ko villan ki gang ki pitayi krte hue dekh rhe the..pr jab hero ne pitayi krne ka program pr pause lagaya to dekha kin a to heroine hai aur na hi villan..satya ne purani movies ki tarah heroine ko lekr jana chaha pr wo asia kr nhi paaya..antara ek baar phir charge ho chuki thi..wo ab aur double speed se bhaag rhi thi!.humein garv hai anatra jaise athlete pr..jo athlete na hote hue bhi achchi running kr leti hai...aakhir uusne rest bhi to kr liya tha thodi der..phir kya tha .satya uske peecha to kr rha tha..pr uske jaise nhi bhaag pa rha tha,,,raghu bhi undono ke peeche tha..asb ek dusre ke peeche pade hue tha..antu ke peeche satya,,satya ke peeche raghu..aur insabke peeche main aur mere peeche panchu .aur panchuke peeche.kuch nhi panchu ki punch aur kya?...insab mein sabse fast runner thi antara itne dinon se antar itni bhag rhi hai..ki raghu ko bhi ab achchi practice ho gayi hai bhagne ki..sab bhaag rahe the ek ke peeche ek pr achnak satya ne use pakad liya pr ek baar phir...antara ne apna jordaar thappad jamaya ur apne vicco bjardanti se kiya hue saaf saaf danton(teeths)se satya ko phir se kaat diya..dhayan rakhiyega daaton...hamari antara bhagti bhi bht hai aur kaatti bhi bhut hai..antara bhagti hui ek dewar ke peeche jakr chup gayi..pr saya wahn bh phunch gaya... antara bs raghu ka hi intazaar kr rhi thi..ki bas wo aajaye..wo bappa se pray kr rhi thi ki raghujald se jald uske paas aajaye...pr satay use pehle pahuch chukka tha..bt jaise hi satya us tak pahunta raghu ne satay ko push krke dhush kr diya..i mean uspr bhi apne hathode jaisa haath..jo ki pta nhi kitne kilo ka hai...jama diya..raghu ke jordar haath khake satya wahan se chup chap khisak liya kyunki wo jana tha..ki ladne ka koi fayda to hai nhi...pir kyun apna muhh tudwayein..jeet to aakhir raghu ki hi honi thi..bas phir kya tha..satya out n raghu in!...raghu seede antara ke paas pahunch jo ki store room mein dari hui si baithi thi...is traha hum pahunch gaye 24^th episode mein..jahan bas raghu ,antara aur unki tutu mainmain jari thi..raghu ne jasie hi use dekha foran gale laga liya ur is tarh show ka teesra hug humein padhne ko mila...now score is three!!!!....antara ab goody goody feel krne lagi thi...ki raghu ne hug ko side mein rkh diya aur antu pr chillana shuru kr diya..ki usne use jhoot kyun bola?..wo satya se milne kyun gayi?...kya hogaya tha aisa jisse wo yahan tak chali hai?..insab se antara ko ye baat pta lag chuki thi ki..

"jhoot bole raghu dante..raghu se jhoot bolne se bachiyo.."

raghu ko apne gunday aur satya ke so called gentleman hone pr dukh hua..ki antara ne uspr nhi satya pr bharose kiya..ispr antara ke temperature bad gaya aur hamesha ki tarah raghu pr ration pani lekr chad gayi!!.. raghu se agr koi jeet sakta hai to wo hai sirf antara..wohi usko chup kra sakti hai..aur kismein himmat bhi nhi aur raghu kisi sur ki sunta bhi nhi...

Antara ne use bharosa dilya ki use uspr bhut bharosa hai...usne kbhi raghu ko galat nhi samjha...aur puri kahani ek baar mein suna di..ki wo yahan kyun?..kaise?..kis liya?..aayithi...jab raghu ko pta chala ki wo usi insaan se milna chati hai jisne uske papa..uski family ki jaan bachayi..aur bas isliye wo yahan aayi thi..pr use nhi pta tha ki yhan aakr uski jaan hi khtre mein pad jayegi!..raghu ye sab sunke ek dum chup hogaya...wo ye jaan chuka tha ki antara apne angel yani ki raghu se hi milna chati hai..pr usne ye baat antara ko nhi btayai...ki wohi hai jo jisne antara ki family ki jaan bachayi...pr wo ladte ladte..aur baad mein antu ki daant sunte saunte tahk chuak tha...isliye wo chup hogaya ..aur uske aage wo kuch nhi keh saka..bs makaul ka haath pakda aur wahan se dono basti ki aor jane lage..jaise chote bachhe haath pakad ke school jate hain na..raghu-antara bhi bilkul waise hi ja rahe the..raghu aage aage..antara peeche peecha..raghu chup tha..pr use is baat ka dart ha ki antara phir na bhaagne lage isliye wo chup chap chalne laga...

Ab dekhna ye hai ki..

Kya antu angel se mil payegi?

Kya raghu use btayega ki wahi hai uske angel?

Kya satya haar maan jayega?

Kya antu phir se bhagegi?

Kya antara doctor ke paas jayegi?

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