Thoda Haste hai.. part 7

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Sparkler

Posted: 11 years ago

Ellow peeps..😃 I am here again with my so called therapy..😆 hope u all enjoy..

Santa: Station jane ke kitne loge?
Ricksha wala: 50
Santa: 20 le lo.
Ricksha wala: 20 mein kon le ke jayega.
Santa: Tum peche betho hum le ke jayega..😉

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On a summer holiday in New York Banta decided to visit a bar.At the bar,man sitting on Banta's left told the bartender,Johnie Walker,single.
Then the man on his right ordered,Jack Daniel,single.

When the barman turned to Banta for an order,he said ,Banta married. 😆😆

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3 sharabi apas mai baat kr rahe the ki kaun apni biwi kitna control mai rakhta hai..😎

unme se 3no ka chup tha?
2no ne pucha kya hua?
3no bola kal hi meri biwi ghutno k baal mere pass aye..
2no ne kaha shabas!!!👏
3no bola , aur mujhe boli agar mard ho to bed ke niche se niklo... 😒😆

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Santa achanak do cigrate pene laga..

Wife: do cigrate kyun pe rahe ho?
Santa: dost ki yaad aa rahi hai.. Hum dono sath mein pete the.

Achanak ek din ek cigrate pene laga..
Biwi: ab kya hua...
Santa: bevkuf maine cigrate pene chod di hai!!😆

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Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye.
Sales man: plain main dikhau.
Santa: Nahin helicopter main dikha..😡

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Santa in art gallery:
Is bhayanak tasvir ko aap Modern Art kehte hai?
Art dealer: Mere baap tu dimag mat laga...
ghar ja... ye aaina hai..!!😆

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Santa Watching Star TV
Break me advertise aya aap dekh rahe he' Star TV

Santa bola:
in tv walo ko kese pata chala k me Star TV dekh Rha Hu 😆

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Computer engineering field ki ladki ko kisi ne cheda

uska gussa aise nikla" Aare o ! Pen drive ke dhakkan, pedaissi Error, Virus ke bacche, Excel ki currupt file, agar 1 click maroongi toh zameen se Delete ho kar, Recyclebin mein Install ho jayega!

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Husband ko Market Jaate hue
Wife ne paise dekar kaha: Kuchh Aisi Cheez Laana jis se main SUNDAR Dikhu.

Husband khud k Liye Whisky ki 2 Bottle Le Aaya..😉

pls add on..😃

Edited by rrdsu - 11 years ago

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rayafan17

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Stunner

Posted: 11 years ago

Great hatke na haste post..

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Sparkler

Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: deepa17
Great hatke na haste post..

thanks..Dee

forum is getting thada and thanda everyday..😭

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rayafan17

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Stunner

Posted: 11 years ago

This was just what the doc ordered for me.. All too good

Sardar you are missed

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rayafan17

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Stunner

Posted: 11 years ago

My additions

A couple were sitting together.
Wife: I'll make you the happiest man on earth.
Husband: I'll surely miss you!

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Sparkler

Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: deepa17
This was just what the doc ordered for me.. All too good

Sardar you are missed

u mean Doc Ashu..😉😆

missing my sardar..

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Sparkler

Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: deepa17
My additions

A couple were sitting together.
Wife: I'll make you the happiest man on earth.
Husband: I'll surely miss you!

😆

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rayafan17

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Stunner

Posted: 11 years ago

Girl: I hate the fact that you're taller than me.
Boy: Trust me, there is an advantage in it.
Gal: What's it?
Boy: When I hug you, you can listen to my heart which beats only for you!

Teacher: What is Electricity?
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Pappu: Electricity is the daughter of the Punjab Govt. and has an extremely loose character. She goes and comes anytime, anywhere without informing anyone, and quite occasionally even at midnight!

Summer Vacations:
I really wonder who has a vacation actually... a wife with kids at her mom's place or husband without his wife and kids at home!

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Sparkler

Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: deepa17
Girl: I hate the fact that you're taller than me.
Boy: Trust me, there is an advantage in it.
Gal: What's it?
Boy: When I hug you, you can listen to my heart which beats only for you!

Teacher: What is Electricity?
.
.
.
.
Pappu: Electricity is the daughter of the Punjab Govt. and has an extremely loose character. She goes and comes anytime, anywhere without informing anyone, and quite occasionally even at midnight!

Summer Vacations:
I really wonder who has a vacation actually... a wife with kids at her mom's place or husband without his wife and kids at home!

good one dee.. I also wonder about last one..😆