Thoda Haste hai.. part 7

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Bhavit Kapoor

@bawaswift

Stunner

Posted: 11 years ago

#11

Great post in this thanda forum Heena 😃

Liked all of them ... hansne ka bahana mil gaya... thank you very much for this fun post !

👏 👏

Great add ons Deepali 👏 👏

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Bhavit Kapoor

@bawaswift

Stunner

Posted: 11 years ago

#12

Originally posted by: rrdsu
good one dee.. I also wonder about last one..😆

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Bhavit Kapoor

@bawaswift

Stunner

Posted: 11 years ago

#13

Santa ke bagiche me bahut sare paid the,
Santa naukar ko bola, Paid ko pani dal.
Naukar bola, Saab barish aah raha hai,
Santa: abe budhu, chhatri pakad ke dal na!.

Edited by bawaswift - 11 years ago

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Bhavit Kapoor

@bawaswift

Stunner

Posted: 11 years ago

#14

A Nano breaks down on a roadside.

A BMW stops to help the driver.

"I will tow you to the next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash your lights"

They start up slowly but only a km or so down the line a Porsche speeds past 150km/h.

The BMW driver totally forgets about the nano & guns it after the Porsche.

Just as all 3 of them tear through a speed trap, the cop radios the HQ:

"Calling all stations, You won't believe this, I just saw a BMW & a Porsche racing past at about 190 km/h with a Nano behind them flashing its lights to Overtake."

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rayafan17

@rayafan17

Stunner

Posted: 11 years ago

#15

"Your hair wants cutting badly, Sir", said a barber insinuatingly to Banta.
Banta curtly to Barber, "No, it does not. It wants cutting nicely. You cut it badly last time around"!

Santa makes a call to an airline enquiry: How long is the journey from Chandigarh to Mumbai?
Operator: 1 second, Sir...
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Santa disconnects and remarks, "Pee ke Bethi hai, Kamini!"

Husband: Hi Honey, are we eating out tonight?
Wife: What gives you the idea?
Husband: I can't smell anything burning!