Take5:Hilarious 5-May 1 and 2

Hi Everyone..I know u r all vexed with me ..Itni irregular jo ban gayee hoon😡😡...Thursday aur Friday ke takes ab aa rahe hain😡😡😡...Actually watched the episodes only today & hvn't watched Friday's eppy fully/properly 😳 ...Promise kal ke takes time pe post karungi...👍🏼

Take 1: Doctor Doctor

The scene opens with Jo undergoing physiotherapy sessions under the keen observation of Dr Scaryhairy. Dr Scaryhairy is known for her hair which got stuck inside a vaccum cleaner once when she was cleaning her cave.😲😲 The wind changed direction once when she was doing her toe touching exercises and since then she has never looked up. Ameris, however, look up to her(if that is possible😉) and always ask her for advice on anything ranging from aloo gobi recipes to war strategies.👏👏 Today,Jo has injured her Ball and socket joint and elbow joint and is holding her right elbow in pain. Dr Scaryhairy has asked her to make half and full circles with her hand a 100 times and Jo does it diligently.Well,at least there is someone Jo listens to.👏👏

Take 2: Good for nothing

A woebegone Jalal tells his mom that he is not a good insaan,good shauhar,good beta and good shehenshah. 😔😔His mother consoles him by saying"Yes,beta you are a bad shauhar and bad beta but a good shehenshah..Of course,u r a good shehenshah because you are Humayun's son,not because of your own doing"...HB,you really know how to console a broken mind.😡😡

Take 3: Principal + interest=???

Jalal has not paid his milkmaid for the last 25 years at least and her bills are mounting.😲Not only that,he has drunk more than his share of milk. Bad Boy,Jalal . At least,this is what the ever confidence inspiring HB tells him. She says"MA ne Adham ke hisse ka doodh bhi aapko diya hai.Woh karz tumhi ko chukana hai.Doodh ka karz sabse bhaari hota hai"..Oh God..milk bills for so long to be paid with interest..and no one in Agra can even calculate the amounts...😆😆

Take 4: Dil te taar

Jalal is back to doing what he does best.Dream about Jo.He dreams about Jo playing sitting and caressing what looks like a huge golden mango with a hole in the centre connected by white threads😲 .On closer observation you realize that it is Jalal's heart. It has a gaping hole in the centre, after having been broken numerous times and is barely held together by thin strands of Jo's hair 😲.Jo is playfully tugging at the strings trying to break them😡😡...Jalal,if u leave your heart in Jo's locker,this is what will happen.You heart was better off playing jumping jhapak inside u

Take 5: Absent Ma'm

It is games period in Agra and Ruqs is waiting to play Ludo with Jalal.But Jalal has gone to the wrong classroom instead. Ruqs is furious and decides to throw a tantrum .She stomps and hisses and wails and screams and finally throws all her coins and pillows to the ground .Gud that she is not into breaking vases and furniture like Jalal.She sticks to smaller things..👏👏.. In the morning the maids want to do saaf safai.Ruqs is afraid that the bandhis will throw her also out of the palace on this pretext and asks them to leave.😡😡

Take 6: The mystery of the vanished vachan

Moti and Hoshiyaar were comfortably having Jo's hojra all to themselves😉,but Jalal becomes a kabab mein haddi 😆😆. Now Jo apparently got a vachan from Moti asking her not to reveal Sujamal's identity.😲Can anyone enlighten me abt when this new vachan was taken...can't recall...My guess;"Normally,Women can't keep a secret .So Jo must've told Moti and then taken a rajvanshi vachan from her"⭐️⭐️ That way Suja bhi safe aur vachan bhi safe...Anyway,the vachan was abt not revealing anything to the shehneshah(I guess)🤔 ...Ab problem yeh hai ki Moti is also a woman and women can't keep secrets😲😲.so maybe she told bandhi no 2 and took a vachan from her. ⭐️⭐️Bandhi no 2 told bandhi no 3...😲😲😲...Bandhi no 3 told SB😲,SB told HB.😲HB told bakshi,Bakshi told...whatever...Anyway,the point is the whole palace(except Jalal) knew who Dilawar Khan was and no one informed him😡😡...Poor Poor Jalal...What a proud,vachan badh and wafadaar group he has..😡😲

Take 7: High voltage stuff

The pillows of Agra and Amer are connected by underground electric wires..When Jalal sleeps on his pillow in Agra, Jo wakes up jaise ki 440 volt ka jhatka laga hai.😲😲

Take 8: As u sow,so you reap

Jo has developed a severe headache bcoz of Shehnaz's constant bak bak...She is getting a head maalish done😆😆..As this is happening she lovingly remembers the days when she used to give Jalal severe migraines by her presence and then give him head massages to make the migraine worse.😡😡 She misses not being able to give him his daily dose of splitting headaches😡😡😡..Folks,I think Jo is soon going to go back to Agra,u know why...😉

Tujhe deka to yeh jaana sanam

The romance between Shareefu and Adham was ☺️☺️☺️...Adham plays SRK and shareefu plays Kajol 😉Wonderfully captured by dear Nancy in her post..Gr8 job Nancy👏👏..I truly appreciated her post only yesterday after watching the eppy..It was a complete howler 🤣...Nancy ...a pat on the back and a 😡 (jk) for taking away one of my takes 😉🤗

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=4008793

My plans

AM ki victory strategy

AM is screaming in his hut after applying dried cowdung on his eye...I think it is a very good idea...The cowdung suits him so much that no one will realize that one of his eyes is missing 😉😆😆 .I have a plan for AM in case he cares to listen.He should exploit this Rajvanshi vachan thing.😉. ...Go to Amer and ask Bharmal for help...AM looks like a natural beggar,so Bharmal will def help him👍🏼.Take a "rajvanshi vachan" from Bharmal & his family that they will help him. Then ask them to attack Jalal😉 😲...Bharmal is bound by his pran jaaye par vachan na jaaye...so to keep his vachan he will attack Jalal and AM can win...😆..what say 😉

Quetion:

Kissa kapde ka

Can someone plz clarify why Ruqs is wearing Benazir's dupatta?Isn' t this the dupatta Ben wore on her wedding day? I thought Ruqs pushed Benazir into a ditch,right?..Did she secretly (bcoz of her love for reshams) steal Ben's dupatta before pushing her in?Was this scene edited out?Plz clarify.

🤣 🤣 amazing takes again di 😆

omg i have an ache in my sides now

Very funny and entertaining🤣🤣

Too funny! Favorite one was how voltage sirf pillows se lagta hain ... Not when the actual person is standing in front of you 😆 And kya twist de diya harp ko!

TATA di is back🤗 🤗

Good one, Anita, esp point #2. 👏👏👏

Originally posted by: rock&roll

Hi Everyone..I know u r all vexed with me ..Itni irregular jo ban gayee hoon😡😡...Thursday aur Friday ke takes ab aa rahe hain😡😡😡...

Tu actually khud pe gussa hai?😆 can u plz pass this hunar of gettin mad at urself to Jodha and then to punish herself for her mishhhtakes😆😆

Actually watched the episodes only today & hvn't watched Friday's eppy fully/properly 😳 ...Promise kal ke takes time pe post karungi...👍🏼

Okies😃

Take 1: Doctor Doctor

The scene opens with Jo undergoing physiotherapy sessions under the keen observation of Dr Scaryhairy. Dr Scaryhairy is known for her hair which got stuck inside a vaccum cleaner once when she was cleaning her cave.😲😲 The wind changed direction once when she was doing her toe touching exercises and since then she has never looked up. Ameris, however, look up to her(if that is possible😉) and always ask her for advice on anything ranging from aloo gobi recipes to war strategies.👏👏 Today,Jo has injured her Ball and socket joint and elbow joint and is holding her right elbow in pain. Dr Scaryhairy has asked her to make half and full circles with her hand a 100 times and Jo does it diligently.Well,at least there is someone Jo listens to.👏👏

This took me almost 10 mins and 3 times reading to understand who scaryhairy is. I initially thot this is Jo massage scene and tat u r referring to Jo as scary hairy🤣

Areee wahhh, Shaguni used more technology than Ameris😲 Tat too a vaccum cleaner👏 I wish she cud hv used that vaccum cleaner on all Ameris women to clean their brains😆 Then she wudnt hv had the need to explain aloo gobi recipes to them😛

Take 2: Good for nothing

A woebegone Jalal tells his mom that he is not a good insaan,good shauhar,good beta and good shehenshah. 😔😔His mother consoles him by saying"Yes,beta you are a bad shauhar and bad beta but a good shehenshah..Of course,u r a good shehenshah because you are Humayun's son,not because of your own doing"...HB,you really know how to console a broken mind.😡😡

U see, wen she was born, her parents have donated her left side of the brain to shehnaz ki mummy. so ab dikh raha hai iss ka asar🤓

😆 she shd be sent as an ambassador to pakistan now. Sab problems ek hi second mein khatam ho jaate. Pakistanis wud have given up their fight if India just agrees to take HB back ASAP😆 uska logical reasoning itna acha hai👏

Take 3: Principal + interest=???

Jalal has not paid his milkmaid for the last 25 years at least and her bills are mounting.😲Not only that,he has drunk more than his share of milk. Bad Boy,Jalal . At least,this is what the ever confidence inspiring HB tells him. She says"MA ne Adham ke hisse ka doodh bhi aapko diya hai.Woh karz tumhi ko chukana hai.Doodh ka karz sabse bhaari hota hai"..Oh God..milk bills for so long to be paid with interest..and no one in Agra can even calculate the amounts...😆😆

Aree Y the worry? Ask hunar ki khan Jodha begum na. She wud solve and give the total bill to Jalal in less than one minute😎⭐️. And Jalal wud then have had to give up everything from Kabul to India to chukaofy that karz😳. Later he wud hv joined Dalai Lama camp and lived a sukhi life😆

Take 4: Dil te taar

Jalal is back to doing what he does best.Dream about Jo.He dreams about Jo playing sitting and caressing what looks like a huge golden mango with a hole in the centre connected by white threads😲 .On closer observation you realize that it is Jalal's heart. It has a gaping hole in the centre, after having been broken numerous times and is barely held together by thin strands of Jo's hair 😲.Jo is playfully tugging at the strings trying to break them😡😡...Jalal,if u leave your heart in Jo's locker,this is what will happen.You heart was better off playing jumping jhapak inside u

Naaahiii, itnaaa beizzatiii... Ek emperor ko kahan se kahan leke aayi tu... dreamer??😭 and tats the best job he does?😲 Y cudnt he dream abt giving justice to ppl, atleast he cud hv dreamt abt Ruks throwing him from one corner to another corner😆, he cud hv dreamt abt taking bath, hum ko tho ek acha sa scene milta😳

Wid Ruks and Jodha playing so much wid his heart, no wonder his heart has become out of shape

Take 5: Absent Ma'm

It is games period in Agra and Ruqs is waiting to play Ludo with Jalal.But Jalal has gone to the wrong classroom instead. Ruqs is furious and decides to throw a tantrum .She stomps and hisses and wails and screams and finally throws all her coins and pillows to the ground .Gud that she is not into breaking vases and furniture like Jalal.She sticks to smaller things..👏👏.. In the morning the maids want to do saaf safai.Ruqs is afraid that the bandhis will throw her also out of the palace on this pretext and asks them to leave.😡😡

person's size is directly proportional to size of throw ball or throw things😆

On a serious note, I liked this scene until Ruks opened her mouth to screech at maids😆 I cud connect to wat Ruks gng thro, her pain, tears, expressions worked👍🏼

Take 6: The mystery of the vanished vachan

Moti and Hoshiyaar were comfortably having Jo's hojra all to themselves😉,but Jalal becomes a kabab mein haddi 😆😆. Now Jo apparently got a vachan from Moti asking her not to reveal Sujamal's identity.😲Can anyone enlighten me abt when this new vachan was taken...can't recall...My guess;"Normally,Women can't keep a secret .So Jo must've told Moti and then taken a rajvanshi vachan from her"⭐️⭐️ That way Suja bhi safe aur vachan bhi safe...Anyway,the vachan was abt not revealing anything to the shehneshah(I guess)🤔 ...Ab problem yeh hai ki Moti is also a woman and women can't keep secrets😲😲.so maybe she told bandhi no 2 and took a vachan from her. ⭐️⭐️Bandhi no 2 told bandhi no 3...😲😲😲...Bandhi no 3 told SB😲,SB told HB.😲HB told bakshi,Bakshi told...whatever...Anyway,the point is the whole palace(except Jalal) knew who Dilawar Khan was and no one informed him😡😡...Poor Poor Jalal...What a proud,vachan badh and wafadaar group he has..😡😲

🤣 yesss, we women cant keep a secret na😳 tats our hunar in general😆

No, as to my recollection, Jodha never took any promise from Moti. Arre pehle Jodha maiya didnt confess to moti also abt the first meetings. Only wen tat patthe pe paigaam came, did she confess to moti as moti caught her red handed wid the pattha😆

Isse pata chalta hai that Jalal shd remove all men from important posts and employ all these women who can gossip arnd and play pass the vachan game😆

Take 7: High voltage stuff

The pillows of Agra and Amer are connected by underground electric wires..When Jalal sleeps on his pillow in Agra, Jo wakes up jaise ki 440 volt ka jhatka laga hai.😲😲

🤣 Aaarrrghhh damn, just miss! y didnt she get electrocuted???😆 hahahaa ants, only Jo's pillows are interconnected. So by sheer luck, Jalal ka thot gussofied into Jodhas wen he slept on her pillow. See, how kanjoos ameris are😆

This is the reason y jodha looked angry wen she woke up by electric shock, tat some paapi has slept on her pillow and naajaayazly used her bed. Ab jalal ki khair nahi🥺

Take 8: As u sow,so you reap

Jo has developed a severe headache bcoz of Shehnaz's constant bak bak...She is getting a head maalish done😆😆..As this is happening she lovingly remembers the days when she used to give Jalal severe migraines by her presence and then give him head massages to make the migraine worse.😡😡 She misses not being able to give him his daily dose of splitting headaches😡😡😡..Folks,I think Jo is soon going to go back to Agra,u know why...😉

Shehnaz also learnt to read Jodha brains which is why she uttered the same dialogue of Jalal👏 Wat a kaabil student she proved herself to be⭐️😆

Thank god, she stopped her massages to only his head 🤣 🤣

My plans

AM ki victory strategy

AM is screaming in his hut after applying dried cowdung on his eye...I think it is a very good idea...The cowdung suits him so much that no one will realize that one of his eyes is missing 😉😆😆 .I have a plan for AM in case he cares to listen.He should exploit this Rajvanshi vachan thing.😉. ...Go to Amer and ask Bharmal for help...AM looks like a natural beggar,so Bharmal will def help him👍🏼.Take a "rajvanshi vachan" from Bharmal & his family that they will help him. Then ask them to attack Jalal😉 😲...Bharmal is bound by his pran jaaye par vachan na jaaye...so to keep his vachan he will attack Jalal and AM can win...😆..what say 😉

Desh drohiii😲 Are u one of the Ameri ghosts in disguise😡 In this way, every tom dick and harry can get vachan from rajvanshis and get back to them.

Imagine, if someone takes the vachan from them and then asks for their kingdom, will they just give it over cos of the statement 'Pran going but vachan not going'??🤪

Quetion:

Kissa kapde ka

Can someone plz clarify why Ruqs is wearing Benazir's dupatta?Isn' t this the dupatta Ben wore on her wedding day? I thought Ruqs pushed Benazir into a ditch,right?..Did she secretly (bcoz of her love for reshams) steal Ben's dupatta before pushing her in?Was this scene edited out?Plz clarify.

Gud catch. But u r late. Post ben's death, Ruks has worn this multiple times and tera tube light late jali😆

Originally posted by: SARA4444

🤣 🤣 amazing takes again di 😆

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