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Accused: My RagNa obsessed mind
Accuser: Surprise, surprise, me!
Judge: Pehchaan kaun? Me again 😆
Jury: I, Me, and Myself
Judge: Will the Accuser please take the floor to explain the reason for the accusation.
Accuser:
I don't know about you guys but I was reading some of the tweets by Pawandeep Ma'am and is it just me or are her tweets getting more and more cryptic?
If this is a way to get viewers riled up then I have to admit it's getting us riled up pretty well...but if it's not then it's just sick...
By now, we the viewers are expecting so much so really what happens if something does happen (you know what I'm talking about, I'd rather not say it for the sake of my own sanity) and we are left with our mouths hanging open and our hearts shattering into a billion little, teensy weensy, itty bitty, chhote chhote, microscopic pieces?
I will probably be bawling my eyes out and will be sent to a hospital and would require immediate attention for "Ragnarisis" (@Yellowdiamond (btw, congrats for becoming dazzler xo))...
I have this love/hate relationship with suspense and right now it's kind of bordering on hate thanks to Pawandeep Ma'am's wonderfully cryptic tweets.
Judge: Will the accused take the floor to speak in defence of him/herself?
Accused:"Sometimes the memories are the ones that keep us from moving on."
Accuser:
Judge: Sustained.
If the said memories are forced upon us and give us false hope then there is absolutely no way that I am willing to even move on. No, absolutely not. You don't say those type of things to people at such a delicate point in time.
Accused: "So many things are possible as long as you don't know they are impossible."
Accuser:
Judge: Sustained.
Accuser: Well creating these possibilities is a crime in "Mental Health of Viewers and RagNa Lovers Lawbook" and is stated under section 14 A, clause 16B that "under no circumstances will the viewers be forced to go through mental stress and suffer Ragnarisis throughout the course of the love story of RagNa with the potential risk of having Rakhshabandhan come together" and therefore we need to be aware of that. RaKhi is impossible! The name says it all. It is the holy name of a festival that celebrates the love between a brother and sister. Khalas!
Accused: "Kalpana ko koi mujhse nahi chhin sakta"
Accuser:
Judge:
Overruled!
Accused: You know you want it. *smirks*
Accused: "I love you Raghav"
Accuser:
Judge:
Overruled!
Accused: We love you too Raghav.
Accused: "Dooriyan bhi hai zaroori, zaroori hain doriyaan"
Accuser:
Judge: Sustained.
Accuser: How do you expect me to stay away from my chocolate milk, my sleep, my bed, my home. Saying so only makes things worse and I will politely like to add that Kalpana is the peanut butter to Raghav's peanut butter and jelly sandwich, the dough to his pizza, the blades to his fan, the remote to his AC, the ink to his pen, the grass to his lawn, the sole to his shoe, the beat to his heart...you get what I mean.
Judge: Will the jury now decide the verdict.
Jury: After weighing in all the evidence brought forth, the jury has decided that the accused is guilty by Ragnarisis. Thank you very much.
Me (who is not about to fall asleep): God help me...
P.S.
Meant to be a total fun post to release some tension in the air. 😛
