Letter to the (happily...and thankfully...{one hopes}looking at the current willy nilly massacre of his wonderful character) deceased, crumble boned...but hearty in spirit Emperor of Emperors... Abul Fa'ath Jalaluddin Mohammed Akbar...and the following yada yada titles that accompanied your name...
Dear dead Majesty..(sorry.😕..but have no clue how to address the royal deceased..)
One hopes, sincerely that you have stopped smacking your spirit...ly.(?) mien at the pav bhaji ( I know u can't eat it...it's mostly delicious...a total cholesterol vehicle..u wud love it...try to smell it) ...type mish mash of your regal character ..in this sadly derailed serail..
the dude..(le character ...pas vous)...has kicked out the one person...who..in his adult life...has voluntarily...selflessly ..put her life on line for his sorry A#*e...all because of DCD..( Dysfunctional Communication Disorder...pending approval DSM-V)..
Now see, This DCD ..is highly selective...it does not stop him from having an imperial rave and rant ,toss and throw, scream and shove...at Damsel...in all manners of times and places of his choosing...but QUELLE TRAGEDIE...when he has to actually..truly..use his superlative...and undoubtedly powerful...powers of communication...to solve crises...they become a victim of the dreaded DCD...which then involves him making cow eyes, moo moo sounds and generally doing his best bovine impression of Snort n Fart Bull ...instead of active problem solving...which is what an active, intelligent... THINKING...(such as you..dear sprightly spirit Imperio..😳) would do ..
"Of all the weapons of destruction that man could invent, the most terrible-and the most powerful-was the word. Daggers and spears left traces of blood; arrows could be seen at a distance. Poisons were detected in the end and avoided. But the word managed to destroy without leaving clues."
Paulo Coelho
this to me ,sums up the destructive power of what HE said to HER that fateful night... Begone...from my sight, my palace, my life...and in one fell sweep... sundered...if u will...bonds and relationships built over time.😭..SHE only knows that HIS word is final...his mother, his wisest queen...no one can defy him...except her...she does not know that SoftieMommyInLaw wud happily cudgel her peabrained offspring for this misdemeanour...kudos to u Gal...
And so she leaves...bereft of the one thing she thought she had...and what was laying the foundation of love in her heart for him...TRUST...🥺
Why should she forgive him? Coz she is a woman?..Err.. .sorry ... but can we please get out of this Sati-Savitri flu...flume that has been pushed into us along with Cerelac...and just think for a sec...that No one...no freakin one...died and elected her..or any of us for that matter...Pope... Her husband ain't by a looonnng shot..a Shiva or a Satyavan...so let's get that Mental junk outta the way...😡
Btw,...if I were..(highly doubt) elected there..I'd canonize La Serenissima lickety split...just saying..and I'd get rid of that celibacy nonsense too..so there!🤬
She has every right to hold a grudge...so what does that make her?...HUMAN...and flawed...just like every one of us...why is she...and for that matter...any woman...held up to this fake standard of righteousness...while men go scot free..judging and condemning on a whim?
There are many who have said it is her fault for not coming clean...sure it is...but what about DingBat Imperio? That Schtinkingfink had more resources at his disposal then than Obama has today..(thanks to TanMom Boehner..but that's another tale)... So what was HE doing? Resting on his regal behind...which was ALSO his thinking organ at the time?.?? hence the lack of blood supply and subsequent ischemia...Cleo...do cast light on this..
Where were his resources? Why were they not put to use in ferreting out information..? Was there ever a question asked...?was there an investigation? Did you cross check info? Errr...nooo...
And why should she trust him on this? Because, she knew he would ignore her and run rattle tattle to the one person who is his wiliest opponent...BigMomma...and that would kerplunk any detective work undertaken forthwith...
Her bond with that one sibling is the strongest she has forged in her family...
That she stayed true to it...is a testament if her fortitude.. obstinacy and yes...shortsightedness...absolutely...but in the face of circumstances stated above...she erred on the side of caution...and landed smack splat on her face...
He searched for her...YEAH!! I should hope so...not just because he cares...but because His Royal Doofiness knows that he has goofballed...seriously...and erred in a manner so egregious ..that if she had lost her life..or come to any harm ..his tenuous alliance with his staunchest allies would have gone kaput in a heartbeat...
Yes, he cares..that is patently obvious...what is also obvious is that she does too...and here is where her words belie her true feelings...
Mansi has summed up Damsel's psyche in a wonderful post...and it's bang on target...
I admire this feisty babe...who in that day and age..(assuming this shtuff is even a percent true).. was fighting for equality in marriage...
Sad...that there are so many women...in this day and age...who can't seem to see this light...and choose to live in the suffer and martyr sadomasochistic reality that only serves to pull women all over down...
We had this conversation once..about how would one redo Romeo and Juliet...and my bit was to say..
Babe...dump that guy...there are many ..many more fish in them pond! Happy Fishing! ( Darcy Goggle-Eyed here)
Due apologies...Dear Departed Jalal...come back...for an instant...and smack the Scribs upside down and sideways...just so that their cranial circuits get afiring...
This stumpf is so unfair to you...and her...
Hope the heavens have decent WI-Fi...
LizB
Shooting Sparks at a completely befuddled Darcy..(just b'coz)
Pemberley
Edited by hinz - 11 years ago