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- Mihir rebukes Tulsi… 🤢🤢🤢 Daksha goes to KT, says a lot of coy suhaag raat dialogues…. Sees Lakshya's picture and tells her to forget him… 🤢🤢🤢 Daksha shares the "KT with Lakshya's pic" gossip with Gayathri Chachi… 🤢🤢🤢 The three bahus (Tanya, Tripti, Damini) bad mouth Tulsi…. Eklavya comes there, does naatak about giving KT and him peace and all that and leaves… 🤢🤢🤢 Lakshya is sitting outside, depressed and passive…. Karan comes and gives him advice….🤢🤢🤢 Lot of society type ladies come home saying Tulsi invited them for "Mooh dikhaai"… 🤢🤢🤢 Everyone is shocked.. Manthan gleefully checks thewir ceels to see that the invitations were sent from Tulsi's cell… 🤢🤢🤢 KT attacks Tulsi in front of everyone…. 🤢🤢🤢
- Tulsi is praying to God for peace, questioning him… Meanwhile, the three bahus are plotting to get her out of the house and join hands….. 🤢🤢🤢
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Eklavya comes down with his pillow…. Down to the hall… Surely such a big house has ONE more EXTRA room…. Saaala nautanki, coming and sleeping the in the hall to garner sympathy….
Mihir comes there…
M: Eklavya… You…??
E: Yes Dadu… I was just going to sleep
M: I know you feel very bad…. But I sympathise with you…
He pats Eklavya and goes….
I think the sofa in that hall's really bad to sleep on…. That's why he sympathises…
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Tulsi is in her room…. Mihir comes in….
M: Today, all the relationships in this house have been broken… All because of that Tulsi who I thought was the reason of all the relationships…. I told you I would always support you…
*Nimmi's lie-o-meter starts beeping*
M: I didn't give you permission to make them against each other! I have always been with you….
*Nimmi's Lie-o- Meter goes insane beeping, starts emitting smoke and then catches fire*
M: I am as responsible for this as you are….
T: You still think that I did….
M: After seeing everything, yes…. Whoever did this, I ask that they never get any happiness….
Look at the gall of this man…. He's never home, always in B'lore/Dubai for "business purposes"… Leaves all the dirty work for "the wife" at home…. Comes back home one in a while to accuse her and blame her for all the problems to befall his godforsaken lineage while saying "Every time I support you, but this time I cannot…!" FOR GODSSAKES DUDE, DO SOME OF THE WORK YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I swear to God, I hate men. Thanks to this show, I would rather remain a spinster all my life with 65 cats than ever get married. Especially to a man with a huge family like this one.
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Daksha comes in with a huge platter of Dhokla into KT's room…
D: KT…. Meri pyaari Beti…. Get uppp!!! I have brought breakfast for you!!! Arara! Why are youshy like this is a new house for you1?!? This is your own house! What happened, didn't sleep….?? Arre who sleeps on their Suhaag Raat…? ON my wedding night, I made Himmat watch "Naukar biwi" 3 times.. By morning he had learnt everything….!
She sees Lakshya's picture on the bed… Kt notices where she is looking and hides the picture…
D: What is this? Lakshya's picture?? Lakshya is your yesterday… Eklavya is your today…. He is your husband… I know, it is very difficult to forget him but L we don't want a Mahabharat in this house… Be careful…
She pats KT on the shoulder leaves…. Miss KT collapses back onto the bed and makes this face that's all scrunched up, like she's gonna sneeze….
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Daksha goes to Gayathri Chachi. God, didn't I beg to thee yesterday to give this woman a sudden heart attack in her sleep and then for Daksha to find her dead in her bed…!?!?!?! Apparently, you're too busy tending to other requests…. Sigh…
D: Gayathri…!!!! You're drinking tea here! Do you know what's cooking in this house??! It's like Ek phool, do maali… That movie was was such a super hit! The only thing left to see is whether the story is a hit in this house or not….
GC: What are you saying!?!? Tell clearly!
D: I am talking about KT….! Dil mein Raam and nazar mein… Hmmmm…. She is Eklavya's wife, but has a picture of Lakshya in bed!
G: What are you saying!?!? Did you see it!?!
D: With my own eyes….! Left to see is that, will Eklavya be Ajay Devgan from Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam??? Will KT be Aishwarya and go back to him??? Or will they left singing "Dil Apnaaa Aur Preet parayiii" ???
Please. Leave the singing to them, when the time comes. I bear enough crap on this show without you massacring all time favourite songs.
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KT wipes her tears and snot off her face…. A knock on the door…
Eklavya: May I come in???
KT: Yes..
Eklavya comes and sits next to her.. Hmm… He's going kinda baldd….
E: Didn't sleep??
KT: No… Nothing like that…. It's just that.. Daksha dadi came… And she said…
E: I got it… Look KT… KT… Don't worry…. I'll handle everything…. Anyway, everyone knows this wedding…. Where is it legitimate, in real terms??? Don't care about what anyone says.. I'm with you… You come with me….
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Macbeth's 3 witches (Damini, Tanya, Tripti) are sitting and *****ing about Tulsi…
Tanya: I hope Tulsi maa is at peace now…
Tr: What are you saying… She is the grandmother of this house… She's just beginning to do her duty towards the children!!! See…
Ok, now starts a scene that majorly PISSED ME OFF. Eklavya comes there with KT in tow…
E: Whatever it Dadi did… You shouldn't do this!
Tr: What are you saying Eklavya!?!?
E: I am right! Dadi made a mistake, why are you punishing us!?!?!?!
He seems to have resumed shaking KT violently to prove his point… Im telling ya, it's last night's shaking that scrambled her brains up in the first place…
E: Don't put salt on our wounds!!!!!
Damini: What are you saying, Eklavya!?!?
E: This marriage is asham! We don't know if we can fulfil this relationship!!!! It doesn't matter! Please, I beg of you. I don't want any badnaami… I don't want any badnaami of KT…
SHUT UP YOU LITTLE @$%$@@%$%$&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E: Forgive me KT.. I never wanted to hurt you!
He leaves… KT looks Zinda laaash.
Tr: Look at this child…. He is hurt the most…
D: You are right.. My son's life has been ruined!!
Right. Woman, look around. Everyone's leading a screwed up, miserable life. What makes you "son's" life so noteworthy?
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Jeene ke whatever have been lost, Lakshya is lamenting them. God. I hate lovers. I seriously do. They're so weepy and moan-y and such a pain in the ass to normal, non – in – love people.
Lakshya is sitting outside the house, on a swing, FACING THE SEA. Ok, I know. The Viranis are rich. They can do a lot. GET THEIR LAMENTING LOVER BOY SON OF THE HOUSE A SEA, TO STARE AND FEEL SORRIER FOR HIMSELF??? Now that's called OVER- INDULGANCE.
Suck it up and deal with it, you loser. Be a man.
And that constipated look on his face isn't adding any pleasure to my job.
Karan comes out. He walks to Lakshya and sits near him. Hee hee, he looks like Captain Jack Sparrow. I likey!
K: You know Lakshya…. Many times, I have tried to run… From my problems, my life, from myself… I have come here so many times… But nothing happened…
Obviously "NOTHING HAPPENED"!!!! You need to get off your big butt and do something for something to "happen"! Whatever it is that you want.
Lakshya looks at him like he's revealing the secret to the universe or something. Right. Like we can expect that from THIS SHOW.
Karan nods all sagely. Oh, get over yourself.
K: Yes Lakshya… I, too, saw dreams… I saw them breaking… And it hurts…. But Life doesn't stop… I know it hurts to breathe…
Then get yourself checked for Asthma/Chest congestion, get an inhaler and MOVE ON! STOP SUBJECTING US TO THIS. DIDN'T WE ALREADY WATCH LIKE, 20 YEARS OF KARAN LAMENTING HIS LIFE??? DO WE HAVE TO WATCH LAKSHYA DOING IT TOO!?!?!? WHATS WITH THE HOT MEN ALWAYS LAMENTING?!!??!? Hot people have it easy in life, it's the ugly ones who face the crap.
K: But we have to continue living.
L: But what is left to life now??? My life is over…. My relation with life is over.
Tell me one thing, you two. IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND ALL THERE IS TO LIFE? I mean, ok, Love's pretty important and all that. Very important, if you're "that kind"… (I'm not…) DOES YOUR GIRLFRIEND/LOVER DEFINE YOUR LIFE?!?!?!? If she does, then I'm sorry to say, you are mucho bigg-o losers-o… (Hee hee)
I will never get these stupid lover type people. I really wont.
K: Relationships are important.. But life is more important… Life is not made by relationships… Relationships are made by life… I agree that your love was stolen from you. But there are still many other relations that need you. Your mother, your father. Your brother. And most of you're your relation with yourself. You cant break all these, Lakshya…. Come now….
Aww, I really liked that dialogue. And kudos to Hiten fordelivering it so beautifully. I wuv Hiten!
So much better of an actor than ol what's-his-name sitting next to him…
Lakshya wipes his tears, gets up and goes inside the house. Which is someone else's house, used purely for the swing and sea view. Tsk tsk.
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Daksha makes a wise crack about how no one marries the person they were originally supposed to. Oh har har.
A lotta society aunties make their appearance. You know, plump, lotsa jewellery, garish blinding saris, sleeveless blouses showing flabby arms and saying this like "Arre wooow Mrs Gupta, Yeh haar aapne kahaan se li? Kitne ki hai? Sifr 3 lakh? Aapko pataa hai, mere woh hai naa, unhone kal hi mujhe 5 lakh ki diamond set gift di… Jee haaan!"
*Nimmi shoots self at sight of the "kitty party"…*
Ladies: Namaste Mihir Ji….!!!!!!
Aunty1: Are we too early???
Aunty 2: When's the function??
Daksha: Function? What function?
Ladies: Mooh dikhaaai!
Everyone shocked like the ladies suggested getting naked and wrestling pigs in a huge pit of toxic waste.
Come to think of it, I'd rather do that than watch this show anymore.
KT comes down stairs in a sari and sindoor and mangalsutra and all that.. How utterly predictable.
Random Aunty # 1: OH MY GOD, THE BRIDE IS IN YESTERDAY'S CLOTHES!
Um, no, random aunty. She is not.
Tanya: You must be mistaken…. Due to some personal problem, we wil not be having the mooh dikhai ceremony.
Random Aunty # 2: The plans change so fast…. Anyway, now that we're here… Let's do it!
Damini: We are sorry… There's no ceremony today…. We will call you…
Random Aunty # 3: But we were informed! Why would we come otherwise?
Mihir: But we didn't call you….
Random Aunty # 4: Tulsi ji SMS'ed us…. Seee…. Look look… SEE!
They all thrust their mobiles out, eager to prove that they're here for a reason. Sheeesh.
T: I… I didn't send!!!!
Manthan comes there. Looking HAWT. Oh that shirt. Hubba hubba. Thank you god for something to watch in this show.
Man: Poor Tulsi Dadi… Does good deeds and then forgets about them. She forgot that she got KT and Eklavya married… It's ok. At this age, you often forget stuff. Gimme your phone. Let me check the number. Let's see who sent the SMS.
Mn: 9820801866!!
SHOCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!! Horrror!!!!
Mn: This is your number naa???
T: It is mine, but I… I…
D: Who would sms from your mobile?
T: I didn't… Believe me,.
Ok honestly Tulsi. You really expect that's gonna work. They havent believed you at critical junctures for the past 40 years now. What makes it so different RIGHT NOW?
KT: ENOUGH BAA! STOP THIS ACT! How many more lies will you tell?!!?? You saved me life, it's true.. But now you're playing with in in return for saving my life?!!? You never wanted Lakshya and me to get married!
Lakshya makes the constipated, self sacrificial face. Die, bugger. Die.
KT: Why did you do such a big drama then!?!?! Why did you stop my engagement to Eklavya?!!? You told me that Lakshya and I…. Everyone told me… I never believed… Now I know that you love playing with everyone's lives…
T: You don't believe me…? I did do it!
KT: I was wrong.. Ever since I could remember, I remember thinking, if your family loved you so much, why did they never come looking for you? Now I know.. They never wanted you to come back...Everyone had one or another grouse with you… They were all scared of you! You enjoy making a fool out of everyone's life! And I am the biggest example, am I not? Look what you have made of me! You gave me life, and now you yourself are ruining it. Now I feel, it would have been better if you had just let me die.
Oh sweetie, we feel that too. If only you had just died. If only. Actually, no. That wouldn't be good enough for you. You need a nice PAINFUL death. Like maybe burning you alive after you've been stabbed in the chest 17 times and shooting you in the butt.
T: Krishnaa…
KT: No! Don't stop me… I still have some feeling for you in my heart… But I think if I stay here a few more days, I might curse you with all my heart.
KT stomps upstairs to stare at a sympathetic looking Eklavya sipping on coffe (I hope Raghu Kaka, outta loyalty for Tulsi put some poison in it…)
She stomps away and Eklavya does a half smirk.
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Tulsi is praying…
T: Oh God… I can fight only if I have a support for my life…. But today, everything is lost. Tulsi, who used to be the wall, the guard of this SN…. Her identity has been obliterated….
Tripti is pouring water in the Tulsi plant. The plant wilts and dies immediately. Ok it doesn't. But it's just the matter of time. Give it 24 hours.
Tr: Enough now… They say id the Tulsi plant stays outside, it is good. Once it comes inside the house, not only does it die itself, it destroys the house too.
Cut to…
Tulsi: I have never wished bad upon anyone. I always tried to help them. Tried to be their support them. But one by one my supports are being taken from me.
Cut to…
Tanya: There is noneed for a support that is destroying this house. There is no more Shanti left in this house anymore.
Cut to…
T: What is my mistake? Why are you snatching our peace away?
Cut to…
D: Maa's mistakes are becoming crimes now. First Bhoomi then Eklavya, then Manathan and Mayank.. Now Lakshya… She is ruining everyone's lives.
Cut to…
T: SN is my life, a part of me… Will its happiness never come back?
Cut to…
Tr: There's just one thing left to do now. If a part of the body rots, we must cut it off.
Ta:If there is a wall that doesn't not support, it must be broken down.
Cut to…
T: I cannot bear this anymore. Give me peace, Lord. Give me peace.
Cut to…
Ta: It is time that Tulsi leaves Sn for this house's benefit.
The three witches join hands. Great.
All you ingrates have it coming for you. You just wait. YOU JUST BID YOUR TIME, *****ES!!!!!!!!!!
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Comment: Nimmi is unavailable for comment as she seems to have committed suicide due to the psychological problems that this show has given her.
Nimmi will be missed.
Overall Rating: 0/10
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