Take5:Hilarious 5-April 23rd

Hi..I am back..First of all,Thank you all for the overwhelming response yesterday...This thread rocks and rolls out everyday only bcoz of u guys...🤗..Plz join the party everyday 😃...Am really sorry that I cldn't reply to some ppl's posts yesterday...my sincere apologies 😳😳😳was caught up in tooo much work..will make up today 😳😳

.Secondly let me say that I don't think I can match today's Take 5 with yesterday😳😳...So plz tone down expectations,if any😳...Yesterday was a Maha episode 😉where Ekta and the CVs outdid themselves...And the stupidity reading had spiked beyond 5 times the standard deviation.😲...Today the their stupidity graph has come back to moving within normal levels of standard deviation😆😆...Includes some takes from yesterday too

Take 1: 30 minutes or free

Jalal is sitting under a tree when suddenly he hears a man go "Hungry Kya"..It is the dominos Pizza guy ...Salima begum,anticipating that Jalal will be hungry in Mathura has ordered Pizzas to be delivered to him..Jallu asks him why he has delivered only half the pizza...The pizza guy goes"Ek aadmi ka pet poora bharna se achha hai ki do logon ka pet adha adha bhare "👍🏼 ...Confused??😕What he actually meant: Instead of u eating the whole pizza and me remaining hungry,I thought I should eat half the pizza.😆Here is the other half" ...Jallu ,who is by now,reduced to nodding his head to everyone, accepts the Half pizza happily.

Take 2: Wireless ka kamaal

Jo has got a necklace in Amer with a dual sim connection...So one sim helps her to have a hotline with ambe maa and the other with Jallu in Mathura...She has also got an airtel prepaid plan and got a 3G connection in it...As Abul Mali attacks Jallu,the necklace goes "Beep beep ..u have a new msg.."AM in attack mode..Jallu in danger"...AM attacks Jallu and lo and behold,the necklace develops artificial intelligence and pricks Jodha...Indians were technologically advanced even then.

Take 3: Mission Cradle banao

Raja Bharmal is mighty pleased with himself.⭐️⭐️He had sent Amer's best soldiers to follow Jallu in Mathura..The soldiers were given strict instructions to follow Jallu and wait & watch patiently till monkeys, orangutans or any other weird creatures attacked and mortally wounded Jalal😲😲😲They were then instructed not show themselves till Jallu was on the verge of death.😲 The Sipahis then had to perform a difficult dance step by holding hands with each other at the precise time when Jallu was about to faint and form a cradle for him...😆The special Amer force had been training for this secret mission for the last 15 days .👍🏼They report "Mission successful" to Bharmal and are given a 10% bonus each.Bharmal gives himself a 20% bonus and a pat on the back..Job well done⭐️⭐️⭐️

Take 4: Chal akela chal akela chal akela

While the perfectly healthy Jodha goes to the Gangaur festival in a palanquin,Poor Jallu follows her on foot to catch up with her😆...Bharmal, Bhar mein jao...Couldn't u give him at least a horse😡...Chalo horse nahin mila,ek donkey hi dete. donkeys are abundantly available in Amer,right? Shehenshah hai yeh,tumhari Shivani nahin jo har jagah bhaag bhaag ke pahunche...

Take 5:911

On the way to the festival Jallu suffers a major heart attack...He had been showing classic symptoms of breathlessness,upper body discomfort and chest pain all along,but Bharmal still insisted he jog all the way to the festival😆😆😆...Ab bhugatna pada Jallu ko...Bharmal immediately rushes him for an emergency ECG ..I really suspect that Bharmal is plotting to kill Jalu and become the king of Agra...It has been proven twice in this episode...😆😆

Take 6:Maina goes cuckoo

Mainawato proves that she has gone cuckoo when she gives her special "Gangaur advice "to Jodha..."Light up this lamp and then use its electromagnetic waves to switch on the bulb in your heart also.If u do this all your wishes will be fulfilled"...😲😲..Impossible task karke wishes fulfill honge...😲😲..Jo,remember..NEVER EVER listen to Maasa's advice,...They are not even worth ur bangles

Don't miss scenes:

The stationary lamps maintaining one arm distance from each other in the river..Lamps ko bhi Jodha se dar lagta hai🤣

Maina allots an impossible task to the bandhis "give everything to the shehenshah even before he asks for it".. Bandhi hai ya mind reader...and what if Jallu asks for Jodha🤪

.Again,not covered the entire episode...Will be back tw...Still have bundles of work...plz do keep the comments coming😳..simply love reading them..😳😳It makes want to write more nonsense.😆😆😆..Nonsense likhne ke liye itna encouragement pehli baar dekha hai...🤣.🤣

Originally posted by: knumnum

ek comedian ke liye bhi res karna padh raha hai😆

Originally posted by: rock&roll

PM bhi nahin bheja aur usse pehle hi aa gaye 🤗

Hi..I am back..First of all,Thank you all for the overwhelming response yesterday...This thread rocks and rolls out everyday only bcoz of u guys...🤗..Plz join the party everyday 😃...Am really sorry that I cldn't reply to some ppl's posts yesterday...my sincere apologies 😳😳😳was caught up in tooo much work..will make up today 😳😳

Bas Pagli, Ab rulaegi kya. Itna Senti ??? Btw, you didn't reply to my post too 😡

.Secondly let me say that I don't think I can match today's Take 5 with yesterday😳😳...So plz tone down expectations,if any😳...Yesterday was a Maha episode 😉where Ekta and the CVs outdid themselves...And the stupidity reading had spiked beyond 5 times the standard deviation.😲...Today the their stupidity graph has come back to moving within normal levels of standard deviation😆😆...Includes some takes from yesterday too

You know what, infinity minus infinity is still infinity. So even if the graph comes back to normal level (normal for them) it's still going to be beyond stupidity ke interpolation points. So chill. We have full faith in you.

Take 1: 30 minutes or free

Jalal is sitting under a tree when suddenly he hears a man go "Hungry Kya"..It is the dominos Pizza guy ...Salima begum,anticipating that Jalal will be hungry in Mathura has ordered Pizzas to be delivered to him..Jallu asks him why he has delivered only half the pizza...The pizza guy goes"Ek aadmi ka pet poora bharna se achha hai ki do logon ka pet adha adha bhare "👍🏼 ...Confused??😕What he actually meant: Instead of u eating the whole pizza and me remaining hungry,I thought we should share the pizza.😡😡So I ate half the pizza. 😆😆Here is the other half" ...Jallu ,who is by now,reduced to nodding his head to everyone, accepts the Half pizza happily.

Although Salima Beghum had ordered the pizza, Jalal was supposed to pay for the meal. He tried too. With sone ka sikka. But Pizza boy thought it was a chocolate wrapped in golden paper, so he declined. So Jalal spared him his Gustakhi of eating half pizza.

Take 2: Wireless ka kamaal

Jo has got a necklace in Amer with a dual sim connection...So one sim helps her to have a hotline with ambe maa and the other with Jallu in Mathura...She has also got an airtel prepaid plan and got a 3G connection in it...As Abul Mali attacks Jallu,the necklace goes "Beep beep ..u have a new msg.."AM in attack mode..Jallu in danger"...AM attacks Jallu and lo and behold,the necklace develops artificial intelligence and pricks Jodha...Indians were technologically advanced even then.

🤣 🤣. Take that you westerners.. First wireless connection was established in India. OMG 😆

Take 3: Mission Cradle banao

Raja Bharmal is mighty pleased with himself.⭐️⭐️He had sent Amer's best soldiers to follow Jallu in Mathura..The soldiers were given strict instructions to follow Jallu and wait & watch patiently till monkeys, orangutans or any other weird creatures attacked and mortally wounded Jalal😲😲😲They were then instructed not show themselves till Jallu was on the verge of death.😲 The Sipahis then had to perform a difficult dance step by holding hands with each other at the precise time when Jallu was about to faint and form a cradle for him...😆The special Amer force had been training for this secret mission for the last 15 days .👍🏼They report "Mission successful" to Bharmal and are given a 10% bonus each.Bharmal gives himself a 20% bonus and a pat on the back..Job well done⭐️⭐️⭐️

No Anita dear. I guess those Sipahis were sent for apprenticeship training of secret mission. How to kill 20 Orangutans and their leader without touching his hair. (might be full of lice, you no) The training was to be given by none other than Jalaluddin Mohammed would be Akbar. They thought it was a case study Jalal was giving them. Hence they did not interfere. Marks chale jaate yaar. Practical exam Amer me hoga, conducted by ROlly Polly Baker - Bharmal.

Take 4: Chal akela chal akela chal akela

While the perfectly healthy Jodha goes to the Gangaur festival in a palanquin,Poor Jallu follows her on foot to catch up with her😆...Bharmal, Bhar mein jao...Couldn't u give him at least a horse😡...Chalo horse nahin mila,ek donkey hi dete. donkeys are abundantly available in Amer,right? Shehenshah hai yeh,tumhari Shivani nahin jo har jagah bhaag bhaag ke pahunche...

My Mom asked the same question. Why is he going like a drunkard on a Padyatra? Didn't they have Horses?

Bharmal ke man me laddoo fut rahe the. His success as a marathon runner trainer remains unbeaten. That's why he was standing a few feet away and watching all the fun when Jalal went to confront his Jodha Beghum. Any normal man will call out his daughter or at least his wife. But not our Raja Bharmal.. 😲

Take 5:911

On the way to the festival Jallu suffers a major heart attack...He had been showing classic symptoms of breathlessness,upper body discomfort and chest pain all along,but Bharmal still insisted he jog all the way to the festival😆😆😆...Ab bhugatna pada Jallu ko...Bharmal immediately rushes him for an emergency ECG ..I really suspect that Bharmal is plotting to kill Jalu and become the king of Agra...It has been proven twice in this episode...😆😆

Arre ye angle to socha hi nahi. Aise hi, everybody is cursing MA and AK and AM and SD. The real threat lies in the direction of Amer. 👏

Take 6:Maina goes cuckoo

Mainawato proves that she has gone cuckoo when she gives her special "Gangaur advice "to Jodha..."Light up this lamp and then use its electromagnetic waves to switch on the bulb in your heart also.If u do this all your wishes will be fulfilled"...😲😲..Impossible task karke wishes fulfill honge...😲😲..Jo,remember..NEVER EVER listen to Maasa's advice,...They are not even worth ur bangles

Forget bangles. Jo has given her mother an award for "Best Mother" category. So this logic must have made some sense to Jo. Physics me bright student rahi hogi yaar.

Don't miss scenes:

The stationary lamps maintaining one arm distance from each other in the river..Lamps ko bhi Jodha se dar lagta hai🤣

Maina allots an impossible task to the bandhis "give everything to the shehenshah even before he asks for it".. Bandhi hai ya mind reader...and what if Jallu asks for Jodha🤪

Eye Reader. Amer Specialty. 😆

.Again,not covered the entire episode...Will be back tw...Still have bundles of work...plz do keep the comments coming😳..simply love reading them..😳😳It makes want to write more nonsense.😆😆😆..Nonsense likhne ke liye itna encouragement pehli baar dekha hai...🤣.🤣

😆

Take 1: 30 minutes or free 🤣🤣

Jalal is sitting under a tree when suddenly he hears a man go "Hungry Kya"..It is the dominos Pizza guy ...Salima begum,anticipating that Jalal will be hungry in Mathura has ordered Pizzas to be delivered to him..Jallu asks him why he has delivered only half the pizza...The pizza guy goes.

dii this was 😆😆😆

Take 2: Wireless ka kamaal

Jo has got a necklace in Amer with a dual sim connection...So one sim helps her to have a hotline with ambe maa and the other with Jallu in Mathura...She has also got an airtel prepaid plan and got a 3G connection in it...As Abul Mali attacks Jallu,the necklace goes "Beep beep ..u have a new msg.."AM in attack mode..Jallu in danger"...AM attacks Jallu and lo and behold,the necklace develops artificial intelligence and pricks Jodha...Indians were technologically advanced even then.

this cracked me up... wireless ka kamaal

Take 3: Mission Cradle banao 😆😆

Take 4: Chal akela chal akela chal akela

Take 5:911

On the way to the festival Jallu suffers a major heart attack...He had been showing classic symptoms of breathlessness,upper body discomfort and chest pain all along,but Bharmal still insisted he jog all the way to the festival😆😆😆...Ab bhugatna pada Jallu ko...Bharmal immediately rushes him for an emergency ECG ..I really suspect that Bharmal is plotting to kill Jalu and become the king of Agra...It has been proven twice in this episode...😆

😆😆 bharmal se yeh ummid nai thi 😆 mughaal sultanat mai jodha aur shivani jaise fast runners nai hai 😆

Take 6:😆

Mainawato proves that she has gone cuckoo when she gives her special "Gangaur advice "to Jodha..."Light up this lamp and then use its electromagnetic waves to switch on the bulb in your heart also

🤣

Don't miss scenes:

The stationary lamps maintaining one arm distance from each other in the river..Lamps ko bhi Jodha se dar lagta hai🤣

jodha...😆

Maina allots an impossible task to the bandhis "give everything to the shehenshah even before he asks for it".. Bandhi hai ya mind reader...and what if Jallu asks for Jodha🤪

bechari bandhis🤣

once again an amazing post di !!!⭐️ 😆 🤣

continue soon 😆 🤗

Originally posted by: rock&roll

...Today the their stupidity graph has come back to moving within normal levels of standard deviation😆😆...Includes some takes from yesterday too

What???? I thought that the CVs forgot Geography, Timeline, Science and so much and you could have a lot of rocking bloopers that could make us roll with laughter.

For inst...this year was festival exchange offer: last year holi came a few months after gangaur and this year just before gangaur.

Take 1: 30 minutes or free

Jalal is sitting under a tree when suddenly he hears a man go "Hungry Kya"..It is the dominos Pizza guy ...Salima begum,anticipating that Jalal will be hungry in Mathura has ordered Pizzas to be delivered to him..Jallu asks him why he has delivered only half the pizza...The pizza guy goes"Ek aadmi ka pet poora bharna se achha hai ki do logon ka pet adha adha bhare "👍🏼 ...Confused??😕What he actually meant: Instead of u eating the whole pizza and me remaining hungry,I thought we should share the pizza.😡😡So I ate half the pizza. 😆😆Here is the other half" ...Jallu ,who is by now,reduced to nodding his head to everyone, accepts the Half pizza happily.

Good that the pizza man didn't ask for half his kingdom.

Take 3: Mission Cradle banao

Raja Bharmal is mighty pleased with himself.⭐️⭐️He had sent Amer's best soldiers to follow Jallu in Mathura..The soldiers were given strict instructions to follow Jallu and wait & watch patiently till monkeys, orangutans or any other weird creatures attacked and mortally wounded Jalal😲😲😲They were then instructed not show themselves till Jallu was on the verge of death.😲 The Sipahis then had to perform a difficult dance step by holding hands with each other at the precise time when Jallu was about to faint and form a cradle for him...😆The special Amer force had been training for this secret mission for the last 15 days .👍🏼They report "Mission successful" to Bharmal and are given a 10% bonus each.Bharmal gives himself a 20% bonus and a pat on the back..Job well done⭐️⭐️⭐️

Bharmal's men saved Jalal it seems. What would those cradle makers have done had Mai thrust his sword into Jalal an inch away? Bharmal's men are as empty top floor, but purely lucky as is his...guess who.😃😃😃

Take 4: Chal akela chal akela chal akela

While the perfectly healthy Jodha goes to the Gangaur festival in a palanquin,Poor Jallu follows her on foot to catch up with her😆...Bharmal, Bhar mein jao...Couldn't u give him at least a horse😡...Chalo horse nahin mila,ek donkey hi dete. donkeys are abundantly available in Amer,right? Shehenshah hai yeh,tumhari Shivani nahin jo har jagah bhaag bhaag ke pahunche...

Amer boasts of Marathon runners - Bhagoda Suja, Shivaani, Jodha (suicide track and Saturday ME). Poor Jallu couldn't catch up, that too with wounds that are sure to vanish within moments of magical lep-ping to begin from tomorrow.

Take 5:911

On the way to the festival Jallu suffers a major heart attack...He had been showing classic symptoms of breathlessness,upper body discomfort and chest pain all along,but Bharmal still insisted he jog all the way to the festival😆😆😆...Ab bhugatna pada Jallu ko...Bharmal immediately rushes him for an emergency ECG ..I really suspect that Bharmal is plotting to kill Jalu and become the king of Agra...It has been proven twice in this episode...😆😆

Secret ambitions. Eh?????

Don't miss scenes:

The stationary lamps maintaining one arm distance from each other in the river..Lamps ko bhi Jodha se dar lagta hai🤣

Maina allots an impossible task to the bandhis "give everything to the shehenshah even before he asks for it".. Bandhi hai ya mind reader...and what if Jallu asks for Jodha🤪

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Again,not covered the entire episode...Will be back tw...Still have bundles of work...plz do keep the comments coming..simply love reading them..It makes want to write more nonsense...Nonsense likhne ke liye itna encouragement...