R:Sshhh Shant paro shant!!
me: kya shant!!! how long will iu keep saying this!! do
something(gutter)
R:mein hu naa?
me: Aap kahaan ho!! bistar par ustaraf so jathaeho!!! aur bolti
ho hi "mein hu naa"
R:Ab kuch nahi hoga!!!
me: till now kuch bhi toh nahi hua!!!! ahem ahem!!
R:Andar chalaen???
me: Andhar chalkar kya karoge???? aap toh kuch nahi
karengae.
(read: its 2 weeks since marriage)
R:Mein kahi nahi jaarahan!! idar hi ho!!
me: hmmm !! idar baeithkar goor loo paro ko. kyunki aap
kuch karnaewalae nahi ho!!!
R:jaldi mein chala jaya!
me: kya jaldi!! shadi toih jaldi mein hua , par SR ko honae mein zyada time math lejiyegha!!!.
R:mein bhool gaya tha mein.
me: OMG OMG!! Call laila and take tutions!!
R:jaa nahi raha hoon!!
me: aaap chalae gayae toh gooring paro who will do?????
R:Tayar ho gavo! le chaloon gha!!
me : kahan??? bistar par!!!!????????
pl comment!!!!