PhatPhatiya Post - Gai Basanti Daru ki Tanki mein

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Basanti ji. Was that a wink-wink from GH???

Moonchiya is miles ahead of other serial Dickras. One, he does not hesitate disrobing Paro, part by part, on the pretext of checking her wounds. He gets a good eyeful everyday, in fact, he expects to see a whole lot more before breakfast everyday. Now that he has accepted the wedding, he has decided to make the most of it. Two, he wastes no time in dashing the Saas-aspirations of KcM and lets her know in no uncertain terms that if she is vying for Dangerous Saas title, she can drop the subject.

As far as I could tell, Paro didn't pack any undies, so things ought to get uncomplicated and simple in the hotel room. There is something about mini-bars stocked with mini-Black labels and over-priced Toblerone and Kit-Kats, that excites a couple more than even free Playboy channel in the hotel room. Gitanjali ma'am was sensitive enough to pack Desi Tharra in a fake champagne bottle because she knew Birpur gaon walis must find champagne funny.

Paro does a good Gai Basanti Paani mein as she explores the hotel room. Singh Saab's wife thoughtfully place chocolates, champagne and roses. Paro doesn't know it but she gets a glimpse of Paris right there in the hotel room. Whats even better is that the hotel room is bigger than any average hotel room in Paris. European hotels with their dinky little tubs and acrylic shower screens hardly big enough to stop a Poseidon of hearty showers have nothing on the shower stalls in Jaipur hotels. This one can easily house two people for a simultaneous shower. *Rubs hands* endless possibilities, mere CVs, please kuch karo before I self-combust in consumashuns anticipations. Please make it happen!!

Of course what does SJ do during shower scene? She furiously wipes the TV screen with towel to rid the shower stall of accumulated mist surrounding its walls. Stupid Mist, I couldn't see anything, except a barely visible, hazy outline of what I thought was Moonchiya's muscled rippling torso. Oh bother, why do I get stuck with such half baked views. CVs, time for a shirtless scene, without the mist.

Biwi Security Force is in full swing today. Rudra is in full attention mode when Gitanjali asks him about his room key card. Thats when Moonchiya realizes his Paro is probably half naked in the hotel lobby. Without electricity, hotel rooms in Jaipur turn into mysterious Halloween Haunted Houses with whooshing winds and strange sounds leaving Jaipur beendinis half dressed in lobbies

Of course, not to hurry the bathrobe consumashuns, Moonchiya stares at the key card for a good minute and reasons with himself that if the key card is with him, then there is no key card in room, then there is no electricity in room, then the room becomes Tora Bora, then Paro is in bathroom, then Paro maybe/maybe not in clothes. What do i do, what do i do? wait for it, wait for it. thank god that ends today's episode so we can focus, analyse every camers angle, shot, slo-mo, bathrobe stitching, Moonchiya's wet T-shirt, Paro's calves, etc in detail tomorrow.

Yes, my lovies, it was a FANTASTIC episode. Loved the Innocent Paro - sanaya brought the childish curiosity of a village girl discovering her first big foray into the city quite beautifully. And Ashish is a damn hot hunk, man, I checked out his pics with his dogs and now I am full fida, fido, no fida.
Slurrrp!! I want to be Carbon Copy


Non Sequitur - why do we name our dogs English names? Why not Rajjo, Gunwanti, Lalloo, Pappu?


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Posted: 11 years ago
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I know right!!!!
I posted that thread last week about the inconsistencies in writing, and in no time the bhains is called Basanti.

My Hegde sure does like me. 😊
Edited by Naach_Basanti - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Basanti ki to nikal padi😆
*EDIT*


It was so Mushy Mushy Wushy...that I forgot to take my drool rag.

Chocolates, Wine, Flowers, Decorated Bed, Ooomff!

Ab kis cheez ki kami hai?

Kuch bhi bhool jao..lekin Goldies ko...?
Hey Bholenath!!


My 69th petishun for a shirtless Rudy boy.. Kab sach hoga..?
Hume dekhna hai..aur hum dekhenge
Edited by JforChimpanzee - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Congo Basanti ji is a celebrity now! 🥳


P.S. Now that Gautam Ji in in a rewarding spree, i thought he'll go head and fulfill SJ's wish by making Rudra do a Saawariya... *sigh*
Edited by aruni50218 - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Of course, not to hurry the bathrobe consumashuns, Moonchiya stares at the key card for good minute and reasons with himself that if key card is with him, then there is no key card in room, then there is no electricity in room, then the room becomes Tora Bora, then Paro in bathroom, then Paro in maybe/maybe not in clothes. What do i do? what do i do? wait for it, wait for it. thank god that ends todays episode so we can focus, analyse every camer angle shot, slo-mo, Bathrobe stitching, Moonchiya's wet T-shirt, Paro's calves, etc in detail tomorrow.


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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: serialjunkie


Of course, not to hurry the bathrobe consumashuns, Moonchiya stares at the key card for good minute and reasons with himself that if key card is with him, then there is no key card in room, then there is no electricity in room, then the room becomes Tora Bora, then Paro in bathroom, then Paro in maybe/maybe not in clothes. What do i do? what do i do? wait for it, wait for it. thank god that ends todays episode so we can focus, analyse every camer angle shot, slo-mo, Bathrobe stitching, Moonchiya's wet T-shirt, Paro's calves, etc in detail tomorrow.





Ahahhhaha... the bold had me in splits !!!😆

Super Cute episode... And Paro's curiosity and Rudra's explaining everything with patience... was a nice touch ! These small little details made the episode worth it !


And as far as undergarments are concerned... her cholis are airconditioned... they don't allow the need for the upper ones... and Major Sa'ab won't allow the lower ones... it is their honeymoon afterall !!!
😉
Edited by iritz - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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She didn't pack any toothbrush/paste as well- Paro Baisa must be careful not to drink doodh or that bubbly champagne, else Rudra will not want to kiss her delectable mouth.

I don't know why she even bothered packing those elaborate ghagras- they're definitely coming off anyway. Roses were there, which means Operashun Consumashun is on.

I'm convinced Gitanjali Baisa forgot that it was her own wedding anniversary. She was busy planning Paro aur Rudra's honeymoon- complete with fancy chocolates and scented candles and pesky misted showers.


On a serious note, Sanaya does the innocent, lost cute girl incredibly well. She was so adorable today.
Edited by chotidesi - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Ek minute.
1. When he visited Singh Sahab on Friday, wasn't it night? I noticed coz I keep wondering how every night is a full moon night. How will it be "shyaam" when they reach Jaipur? Overnight journey? But Singh Sahab said, Jalsa was tonight. And WHY do they cut out the drive/ride?

2. I am experienced in getting locked in these stupid key card hotel rooms. If she was inside, the door was locked, how did she barge into the lobby to embarrass herself?

3. Why, CVs, WHY? Why no shirtless Ashish, why? Hamaare saath itni nainsaafi kyun?

4. Congratulations, Basanti, Bhains or not- naam hi kaafi hai.

5. I shall forgive the above stated mishtakes if, and when, I get a dance on this, and a full blown tv-friendly consummashun (jitna dikhayenge achcha hai), and a SHIRTLESS Rudra. Bas. Non negotiable.

EDIT: Packing vows/woes: they pack in the same suitcase. If they don't have wardrobe malfunctions, then *wink wink* they saw each others' you-know-what.

What was the first black thing R put into the suitcase? Kisi ne dekha?

#BinaShirtBanna #moonchiyadropthetoweliya Come, join us in our embarrassment.
Edited by Exprimere - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Hilarious post as ever, SJ... I couldn't help but LMAO when I saw Rudra's expressions to Paro's Basanti...

Wonderful episode... What a fantastic way to start of the week...


Of course what does SJ do during shower scene? She furiously wipes the TV screen with towel to rid the shower stall of accumulated mist surrounding its walls.


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


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Posted: 11 years ago
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a friend once told me all roads lead to sex , how wise

and now the cvs seem to have realized it , it is the single minded determination that made this possible ,
you put this message out to the cvs so loud and clear through enormous posts, good job smiriti , NB , semanti, ladoo sa,exprimere tangy and lot many , so proud👏 of you

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