Arjun/SM Crazy fun Shots : Total Syappa...tere payaar main!! s- 6,p.11 - Page 2

Shot 2 : The Call

He was trying her number for the umpteenth time, but still it's switched off. "What a drama queen" He thought. "She just asked me to call back and now her phone is switched off!!That too for the whole day! This is the limit!!".

He threw off his phone on the bed and moved to the refrigerator to have a glass of cold water. Then he again slumped on his bed and started calling hr.

Finally she picked up, and yawned. "OH!! Toh madam so rahe the! GRT!! Yahan mera neend haram karke khud maze se so rahi thi...iska badla toh leke rahunga" he thought.

Boy- (in his sweetest tone)Jaan...

Girl- (in droopy voice) Haan jaan...I've decided from now on I'll never disturb you. I put you in lots of trouble na?

"HaWW!! The devil is listening to the Scriptures? Yeh chamatkaar kab hua!" he pinched himself.

Girl- Main bohot tang karti hoon ,na! harr waqt piche pade rehti hoon, nagging karti hoon,calls karti hoon. Aab nahi karungi. Kavi nahi karungi.

Boy- (happily)Really? (became conscious) arre tum naraaz kyun ho rahi ho? Mujhe tumhari nagging accha lagta hain. (in mind)yaar, yeh kahan phas gaya main!

Girl- Baas baas..aab aur jhoot bolne ki zaroorat nahi hain...mujhe sab pata hain. Tum to mujhse payaar hi nahi karte ho...Aaj kal tum meri taraf dekhte bhi nahi ho...meri value toh kam ho gayee na!!(again yawned)

Boy-Nahi jaanu...

Girl- Jaate hue logon se jhoot nahi bolte...mujhe pata hain, isiliye main jaa rahi hoon.

Boy -kahan ja rahi ho? Ghumne? Kab tak return karogi?

Girl - Seedhe upar jaa rahi hoon..phir kavi nahi aaungi..specially tumko taang karne toh kabi nahi aaungi.

Boy- (little suspicious) What rubbish!! Yeh sab kya bakk rahi ho? Kahin tumne zyada drink toh nahi ki?

Girl - nop. (sobbed) lekin main na jaa rahi hoon..tumse dur...sab se durrr...

Boy- Hey..hey!! hold on! Sach sach bolo tumne kya kia!! Kya pia??

Girl - pani...aur saath main Sedatives...woh jo tiny white tablets hain na..wahi. aab mujhe bohot neend aa rahi hain...main hamesha hamesha ke liye sone jaa rahi hoon. Aur tum vi mujhse aazad ho jaoge!

Boy- What!! Are you nuts!! Yeh kya kia!! Ruko main avi aata hoon. (started searching for his car keys)

Girl- Aab aake kya karoge? Mujhe doctor ke paas le jaog? It's late night...Koi phayda nahi...bohot der ho chuki hain...tum aaoge, mujhe uthaoge, hospital le chaloge...phir doctor ko manaoge...tab tak toh main upar paunchke waha settle bhi ho jaungi. main jaa rahi hoon...goodbye jaan...aahh...aaahhh..aaahhh!!

Boy- (paniced) no way!! Tum aise nahi ja saktee...suno jaan..aaj ke baad tum jo bologi main sununga. Haar 2 min main tumko call ya msg karunga. Jab, jahan, jaise koho milne aaunga, shopping le jaunga, bags vi main hi uthaunga...aur complain vi nahi karunga. Aur..Aur...tumhari beauty salon ke aage ghanton wait vi karunga...

Girl- Yeh sab aapni nayee wali ke liye karna..main toh jaa rahi hoon...aah...(big yawn)

Boy- Sonu...jaanu...jo kahogi maanunga...jahan kahogi le jaunga...long drive..amusement park..mall..Cineplex..jahan tum kaho... aaj se...nahi avi se..chalo...meri car vi aaj se tumhari..aur main tumhara permanent driver. OK!! Jaan don't go! Plz!!(now he's crying)

Girl - (sniffed and then in completely normal tone) Ok! Aab mujhe neend aa rahi hain...subha uthke sochungi. Good night. Sweet dreams!

And she cut the phone. He was staring at his phone, disbelieve as evident on his face. This girl! She again made a fool of him!! He slumped on the floor, burring his had between his knees, cursing his fate.

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