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The Naari Ban-Skinny-Jeans Sanstha arrives with much elan at the haveli. They intend to ban anything remotely uncomfortable for Paro, including moonch, skinny jeans of Moonchiya and latex accoutrements - anything really.
Ms Uthsooktha is ready to finish her job and be on her way to the nearest shopping mall. Ms. KuchGabBadHai is a hard nut to convince. She senses trouble where ever she goes. If someone asks her for time on the street, she suspects abuse.
Ms. Uthsooktha: Aww, they are a cute couple. Lets go.
Ms. KuchGabBadHai: Wait, that girl is smiling too much.
Paro: Yes, my husband is so good, I can't help but smile.
KakiCumMasi (KcM): Indeed, our Rurdra banna is a gem of a volcano
Ms. Uthsooktha: Aww, that makes for fun nights. Lets go.
Ms. KuchGabBadHai: Wait, volcano? you mean really bad temper?
Paro: No, no, volcano in bedroom, passion, love, emotions
KcM: Indeed, our Rudra banna's volcano has broken three tea sets so far in the kitchen!
Ms. Uthsooktha: Aww, he makes chai, everthings good. Lets go
Ms. KuchGabBadHai: Wait, broke teasets? you mean he threw them at Paro?
Paro: No, no, we were playing hide and seek and he held my wrist so hard i dropped them
KcM: Indeed, our Rudra banna always drags our Paro by wrists and pins her to random walls.
Ms. Uthsooktha: Aww, he is such a Mills & Boons hero, wah! Lets go
Ms. KuchGabBadHai: Pins her to walls? thats violence!
Paro: No, no, not violence. I like it...you know...a little rough
KcM: Indeed, our Rudra banna is so rough n gruff, he sleeps alone in bed
Ms. Uthsooktha: Aww, he is a big man and he is kind of cute. Lets go
Ms. KuchGabBadHai: Alone in bed? you mean they have no consumashuns so far?
Paro: No, no, we have done so many body part consumashuns, eye, ear, wrist, back, palm, its not even funny, ha ha ha
KcM: Indeed, Rudra banna hasn't done THE consumashuns yet
Ms. Uthsooktha: Well, now I dont want to miss THAT for any shopping! Lets freeload.
Ms. KuchGabBadHai: Right. Tonite, we peeping toms will sneak into your bedroom with flash lights and point it at you guys. If you are not on top of each other in the bedroom, we will report to BSD that Major Saab is no Jawan.
Rudra: How about I shove the flashlight you know where
Paro: No, no, not shove. He means give, give. You know, give you new batteries for flashlights so you can see everything clearly
Tomorrow
KcM: Look, look, he is tickling her with his moonch
Ms. KuchGabBadHai: I knew it! I knew it! This marriage is null and void. His moonch has to go.
Ms. Uthsooktha: Aww, does their bathroom have a jacuzzi?
Paro: Come in, come in. Please watch and verify everything's in order.
Rudra: Nahi, Paro, Nahi!
Symballisms
Kheer - means Moonchiya will get a pot belly and Paro's hips will widen
Coins - means Moonchiya will be a workaholic and Paro will be a shopaholic
Roses - means Moonchiya will be hired back in BSD and Paro will do a dhak dhak dance in near future.
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