So I am going to present the inconsistency that the CVs have created in the show specifically with the characterization of Jodha post the great burst of TE and his (now being famously cited as) monologue and I will then follow it up with Jodha's tidy little letter - The idea is to juxtapose the two 'Monologues' since it is being touted that Jalal's love is shallow just becoz he called Jodha's acts and her subsequent silence to carpet - I am not commenting on Jodha since as of now every action of hers is only a conjecture and based on presumptions and assumptions and interpretation and not based on any dialogues - except of course the reason why she gave that vachan to Sujamal which is very clearly presented through FBs and dialogues in the epi of 18th March 2014 - anyone interested may watch that epi to know her reasons for giving her vachan to Sujamal.
So here goes the 'Acidic Monologue from TE (Expert Comments are in red and non spoken happening during the scene in blue) -
Suja turns to go but Jalal is standing there with Atga Sahab & a few sipahis
Jalal - Tumhein suli par chadhane se pehle ek aakhri baar, hum tumhein inki shakal zaroor dikhayenge. Hum jaante the ki jaanne se pehle ek adhuri baat tum yahan puri karne zaroor waapas aaoge
Jodha - nahi Shehenshah, aap inhe koi dand mat dijiyega, inka koi dosh nahi hai, inhone koi anuchit karya nahi kiya hai
Jalal is standing there super angry and Jodha is shown taking this man's side who is dressed up as a Khwaja Sara & is in her room, and as per rules of harem not allowed and we have Sujamal bhaisa giving isharas to Jodha to not say anything 🤪 What do the CVs want to say, that Jalal was standing in the next building and he couldn't see it 😆
Jalal - Atgah Sahab, iss zaleel ko qaid khane mein daaldo hum isse baadmein niptenge
Sujamal is taken away but not before the bro/sis jodi share an eyelock. Kind reminder to CVs, Jalal does not know their relationship, Sujamal is not wearing 10-15 raakhis that Jalal will just know looking at them, so again its a gair mard & wife looking at each other with sooo much affection
Jalal - pehle hum aapse rubaru hona chahenge. humne baar baar aapse poocha par uske bavajood aapne humse jhoot kahan, humne khud apni aankhon se aapko uss shaqs se mandir ke paas milte huye dekha uske bavajood hum chup rahe.humein yakeen tha aap par, yakeen tha ki aap kabhi kuch galat nahi karengi, yakeen tha ki shayad aapki kuch majboori rahi hogi jiski vajah se aap... aap yeh raaz humse chupa rahi hai. hum har din sochte ki ab... ab shayad aap humein yeh baat batayengi, par aap har raat humse jhoot bolkar uss shaks se chori chupe milti rahi? humne bohot koshish ki ki aap humein yeh baat batade aur aapne har baar iss raaz par parda daala. Kya aapko humpar itna bhi yakeen nahi hai Jodha Begum ko jo aap humein apne dil ki baat humein bata sakein
yes he trusted her as you CVs had showed, yes he asked her many times, directly & indirectly, but to no avail as you CVs had shown. Cvs, you shd also remember that you also showed that she did not trust him with her secrets and her problems.
Jodha - (mind talk) hum bhaisa ko diya vachan nahi tod sakte (CVs Jodha's mind talk is supposed to reach Jalal's mind???? 😲)
Jalal - ab bhi khamosh hai aap???
Jodha - Kshama chahte hai Shehenshah, hum vivash hai
Jalal - Majboor to hum bhi hai Jodha Begum, iski vajah se. (bangs on his chest, pointing towards his heart) hum aaj tak samajhte aaye ki hamare paas dil nahi hai lekin aaj na jaane kyun hamare andar se ek aawazein aa rahi hai ki hum... hum aapko kam se kam ek mauka ko de. ek mauka apni safai ka isliye hum aapko pehla aur aakhri mauka de rahein hai Jodha Begum. agar aap mein zara se bhi insaniyat baaki hai to sach bataiye humein Jodha Begum. Bataiye ki yeh shaks kaun tha? jawab dijiye humein. hum aaj tak aap Rajvanshiyon ki izzat karte aaye hai, aapke junoon ki, aapke guroor ki, aapke jazbe ki, aapke usulo ki izzat karte aaye hai.. lekin yeh kis kism ka Rajvanshi tha, jo ek Khwaja Sara ke bhes mein hamare harem mein ghus aaya?? aur vahaan ki parda nasheen aurton ki shaan mein gustakhi kar baitha?? aakhir aisi kya baat hai Jodha Begum jo isne woh har hadh paar kardi jo ek Rajvanshi guroor ke liye mukarrar hai? aap jaanti hai na ki hamare harem mein 1000 begumaat hai. koi fateh ke nazraane mein aayi hai, kisise humne siyasi vajah se nikaah kiya hai, koi humari bashpan ki dost hai aur woh sab ki sab hamari ek nazar ko tarasti hai aur humne aajtak kabhi kisiko nahi dekha jaanti hai kyun? kyunki aajtak humein mohabbat nahi hui thi Jodha Begum. Lekin aaj na jaane kyun ek ajeeb sa dard hamare seene mein. Gazab ki himakat ki hai iss shaks ne Jodha Begum jo iss Shehenshah Jalaluddin Mohammad ke harem mein ghus aaya sirf.. sirf aapki vajah se. Isne apni maut ko daavat di hai Jodha Begum aur hamara vaada hai aapse hum uska katl aapki aankhon ke saamne karenge aur humein yakeen hai ki aap royengi, humein yakeen hai aapko dard hoga lekin usse pehle sirf bas itna jaanna chahenge ki aakhir aisi kya vajah hai Jodha Begum, aakhir aisi kya vajah hai jo iss shaks ne apne zindagi tak ki parvah nahi ki? jawab dijiye humein. bataiye humein. (cluthes her head and pulls it back) aakhir aisa kya hai aapme jo yeh shaks aapki ore kheencha hua chala aaya. kya uski vajah iss shaks ke liye aapki mohabbat hai ya aapki apne shauhar ke liye nafrat hai? bataiye aisi kya vajah hai Jodha Begum jo aapne kabhi humein apne paas nahi aane diya, bataiye aisi kya vajah hai jo aapne humein dhakka maar diya aur ek gair mard ko apne hojre mein bula liya? aap ek gair mard ko apne hojre mein bula sakti hai lekin aapke shauhar ke puchne par aapke paas jawab nahi hai? jawab dijiye.. parde mein rehkar aap zinakari kar sakti hai lekin apne shauhar se jawab chupa rahi hai? hamare sawalon ka jawab dijiye!!!
CVs you made him ask, beg, order, but then gave no answer to Jodha. You made him even tell her that he had never been in love before hinting at doing so after he met her but gave no answer to Jodha. Is her husband being in this condition, angry & in pain not enough for her to open her mouth??? Is her husband asking her again & again & again not enough??? is her husband accusing her of adultery not enough for her to speak up?? its not like she had to drown in his eyes to know what he is feeling, its right there for the world to see And then you give her that letter accusing him solely?????? And there in that letter you make her say that he was supposed to read her eyes but then did you CVs make her read his eyes - did you make her listen to his words????
Jodha - Hum vivash hai
Jalal - Kyun?? sharam aa rahi hai aapko Jodha Begum?? ek gair mard ke saath najayaz rishta banate huye aapko sharam nahi aayee lekin usse qubool karne mein aapko sharam aa rahi hai Jodha Begum?? Kya Raja Bharmalji jaante hai ki unki beti yeh sab kar rahi hai?? batao kabse chal raha hai yeh?? hamare nikaah se pehle ya usse bhi pehle. bataiye kya yehi vajah hai jo aapne kabhi aap par humein haq jamane nahi diya?? aapke paas nahi aane diya? aapko chhune nahi diya, aapse mohabbat nahi karne di, aapke saath rishta nahi banane diya?? lekin hamara itna haq zaroor hai Jodha Begum ki hum aapse jawab jaan sakein. bataiye jab aap humse nikaah kar rahi thi kya wohi... wohi shaks aapki zehen mein tha. bataiye kya aapne jab humein dhakka diya to uski vajah sirf uss shaks ke liye mohabbat thi? JAWAB DIJIYE JODHA BEGUM!!
hum aaj tak sochte aaye ki jab aapne zeher piya aur aap maut se ladkar waapas lautee to hamare liye lekin ab humein samajh mein aaya ki aap uss shaks ki mohabbat ke khatir waapas lauti hai. kitne nasamajh the hum, kitne bevakoof the hum aur aap kitni shaatir.aap to aayee yahan hum par waar karne ke liye thi, humse badla lene ke liye thi. aapne sabke saamne roza rakhne ka dikhawa rakha, har roz har roz aapne iss shaks ko yaad kiya. aapne hamara humraaz banne ka dikhawa kiya aur itna bada raaz humse chupaya?? aapne sabke saamne apna.. apni imaandari saabit karne ka dikhawa kiya aur zeher pee liya taaki aap iss rishte mein zeher ghol sakein. aap acchi tarah jaanti thi ki Benazir ka zeher humein ek pal mein maar deta lekin aap chahti thi ki hum har din har pal roz marte rahe aapke dhoke se. kitne nasamajh the hum Jodha Begum jo humne apna dil aapke saamne rakh diya aur yeh bhi na dekh paaye ki aap to bas usse todne aayee hai. kitne nasamajh the hum jo humein yeh laga ki aapke dil mein bhi hamare liye koi jagah hai.
Jodha Begum hum aaj tak kabhi kissi ke saamne nahin jhuke hai kyunki hum SHEHENSHAH JALALUDDIN MOHAMMAD hai, lekin hum aapke khatir inke saamne jhuke. inki ibadat karti hai na aap, mohabbat ke messiah hai na yeh. ab samajh mein aaya ki aapne har baar apni ibadat mein uss shaks ki mohabbat maangi aur humne har baar inke saamne dua ki ki.. ki aapki dua qubool ho jaaye. humein naaz tha ki aap ek Rajvanshi hai, paak saaf hai, aap kisi gair mard ke baare mein sochengi bhi nahi.. sochna to bohot choti baat hai aapne to ek gair mard ko apne hojre mein bula liya. jab ki khud aapka shauhar chand kadmo ki duri par issi mahal mein hai.
hahaha kitne nasamajh the hum, hazaron begumaat ka maalik, Mughal Sultanat ka Shehenshah, jise log Zille-i-lahi kehte hai izzat se uske saamne jhukte hai agar woh jhuka bhi to woh aapke saamne. agar usne izzat bakshi bhi to.. to aapko aur aapne ussi ko dhoka de diya? hamara nikaah hua hai aapse Jodha Begum lekin humne phir bhi kabhi aapki ijazat ke bagair aapko chhua nahi aur aapne hamari hi sharafat ka faayda uthaya
Jawab dijiye humein!!! Jawab dijiye humein Jodha Begum
HUMNE KAHAN JAWAB DIJIYE HUMEIN!! warna hum uss shaks ki maut ko itna mushkil bana denge ki maut bhi kaap uthegi. aapse bardaasht nahi ho payega Jodha Begum isliye hum keh rahein hai JAWAB DO HUMEIN, JAWAB DO !! JAWAB DIJIYE HUMEIN JODHA BEGUM!!
Jodha - Shehenshah yeh aapko kya ho gaya??
You show us that his heart's breaking... everything that's happened in the past, every time she has pushed him away, every time she has refused him entry to her heart to her self has taken on a new meaning now... But could you not make her see or hear his heart breaking!!! NO!!! She can see the superficial zakhm on his hand but not the pain that he is going through... is she not supposed to see his pain?? is it only his responsibility as a husband but not hers as a wife?? And then you add that line in her letter that hope he finds his heart??????
Jalal - Haath mat lagaiye humein...chhuna mat !! Agar hum aapse kuch chahte hai to bas ek jawab jo hamare.. jaanna chahte hai ki ab bhi kyun hamare dil ke andar se ek aawaz aa rahi hai.. ki hum aapka jawab jaane. Khuda kasam aap jawab dengi to hum sunenge Jodha Begum aur aapko bhi apne Kaanha aur Kaali Maa ki kasam jinki aap ibadat karti hain, aapke vaalden ki kasam aapko jinki aap izzat karti hain aur uss har shaks ki.. uss har shaks ki kasam jisse aap mohabbat karti hain.. jawab dijiye humein. bataiye humein kya aap uss shaks ko jaanti hain??
And then CVs, you show that after all this he still wants to know her side of the story, he is still willing to listen, if only she would speak !!!! he gives her vachan of Kanha, Kaali Maa, her parents and everybody she loves, do these vachans not matter???? so the vachan she gave her bhaisa is way more important than all these?? And in that letter you do not even make her mention the Vachan to her bhaisa???????
Jodha - Shehenshah aap...
Jalal - jitna poocha jaaye sirf utna jawab diya jaaye.. haan ya nahin.
kya aap Jodha Begum uss shaks ko jaanti hain??
finally you ensure that his patience is gone and it comes to yes or no questions and woah look at the answers you made Jodha give 😡
Jodha - Haan
Jalal - yaaa
Kya aap usse hamare nikaah se pehle bhi mili hain?? hamare liye naa sahi apne.. apne Kanha ke liye jawab dijiye. kya aap usse mili hai Jodha Begum??
no our keyboard is not broken, that was Jalal shouting, finally his heart is broken and is in pieces lying around her dainty feet 😭 This is what you made us see CVs
Jodha - Haan
Jalal - Yaaa
Kabse jaanti hai aap usse?? KABSE JAANTI HO AAP USSE??
Jodha - bachpan se
Jalal - Ek... ek aakhri sawaal aur. kya aap... kya aap usse chahti hai, usse mohabbat karti hain?
Jodha - Hum aap...
Jalal - Jitna pucha jaaye utna jawab diya jaaye. bataiye humein ki kya aap usse mohabbat karti hai?
Jodha - Haan
Jalal - aaa aaa
hahahahhhah aapne... aapne humein sharamsaar kar diya hai Jodha Begum. ek gair mard ke saath najayaz rishta banakar, usse qubool kar aapne iss rishte ko sharamsaar kar diya hai hai Jodha Begum. aaj hum sharamsaar hai, aaj Mughal Sultanat sharamsaar hai aapse, aapke vaalden sharamsaar hai aapse aur khaas karke sabse zyada aapki Rajvanshi tehzeeb sharamsaar hai. bohot hunar hai na aap mein Jodha Begum aur humne har baar aapke hunaro ki taareef bhi ki hai Jodha Begum lekin yeh badla lene ka hunar aapka sabse nirala hai. humne bohot hunar dekhe hai aapke, ab aur nahi. hum naahi aapke hunar dekhna chahte hai aur naahi aapka chehra. HUMEIN AAPSE MOHABBAT HO GAYEE THI JODHA BEGUM, HUM AAP MEIN EK MOHABBAT KI ROSHNI DEKHNE LAGE THE aur aapne uss roshni ko naapaak kar diya apni zinakari se. hum aapko iss rishte se aazad karte hai aur Khuda ke liye kal subah suraj ki pehli kiran girne se pehle aap... aap chale jaiye yahan se... CHALE JAIYE YAHAN SE !!!!
And finally you made him tell her he loved her, that he had fallen in love with her but did you make that register with her??? nope, all she remembers is her apmaan, her pain, his accusations but his love is ignored. It is forgotten in her letter and it is again forgotten in her talk with Kanha today. And then you make her write a letter where she still wants him to find his heart and love 😆 I have no comments left for the Jodha Begum you have created CVs😡
So this completes the 'Great Monologue' of TE.
Coming to Jodha's 'Diabetic Monologue' - her letter (expert Comments are in red) -
apne pati ko bina bataye jaana apradh hoga aur woh hum nahi kar sakte the
(Really???? So idhar hi she did apradh 3 times by going to meet Suja thrice was that forgotten by you dear writers????)
hum aapse krodhit hokar nai ja rahein hai shehenshah (Oh goodie)
aapne hi aadesh diya tha ki hum agra chodkar chale jaaye ( No Goodie, Really???)
aap shehenshah bhi hai aur hamare pati bhi aur dono hi parasthitiyon mein aapke aadesh ka paalan karna anivarya tha hamare liye
(So you now want us to believe she always listens to Jalal and forget all the instances that you made her 'Not Listen to Jalal'?? 😕)
mann mein hamare bhi hulchul thi parantu uska kaaran yeh krodh nahi tha ki hamare pati ne humpe sandeh kiya uska kaaran woh thes thi ki hum apne pati par apna vishwas na bana sake uss thes ne humein kuch kehne nahi diya
(Eh??? What about his thes that she didn't trust him enough to tell him the truth 😡 What about being quiet coz of her Suja bhaisa's vachan, now its all Jalal's fault she was quiet?? Seriously, do you take viewers to be imbeciles??? 😡)
ek asha thi ki hamara uttar chahe jo ho parantu aap hamara vishwas karenge, aap hum par sandeh nahi karenge
(😆Here she basically just accepts to wanting him to trust her even if lies or well says anything, but Jodha aapne uttar hi kahan diya?? Trust!!! aap uttar deti to Jalal would have trusted you 😆 See how you contradict yourselves Cvs 😆)
yeh satya hai ki vivah ke samay aapse ghrina karte the hum parantu ghrina ke iss keechad mein prem ka kamal khila hi tha ki aapne
(So this is her love confession????? Lotus of Love had just started blooming in the keechad of hate but YOU ruined it???? 🤢 Are you making this a revenge for his love confession Cvs??? Are you as creatives so short of ideas when it comes to Love confessions and acknowledgements?????? )
asha thi ki hamare pati ko humse kabhi prashna karne ki aavashyakta nahi padegi
(So let her do whatever she wants and never feel the need to be question?? Is that the msg bent sent across?????? 😲)
ki ek baar hamari aankhon mein jhaakenge aur unhe uttar mil jayega
(😆 did you ever get her to try looking into his eyes ever and if u did how could u make her miss his full of pain eyes on friday 😡???? )
parantu yeh asha aapne tod di shehenshah,
(Did you make her name one of her pieces of furniture Asha, Cvs??? coz yea you did make him break that asha, bad boy Jalal 😛)
aapne woh suna jo humne kahaan
(now Cvs you are saying that listening to what she says is wrong too??? 😕 he can't do anything right can he?? 😆)
shehenshah pati woh hota hai jo apni stree ki maryada ki raksha karta hai, jo uske samman ke liye ladta hai
(Cvs, patni woh hoti hai jo apne pati ke izzat ki raksha karti hai, jo uske maan ke liye ladti hai... you should have thought of that before making her go off on midnight walks huh??)
parantu hamare pati ne yeh hamara maan aur charitra par prashna utha diya to humein jaane ka nirnay lena pada
(I thought you were making her leave coz of Shehenshah and pati's aadesh. Now you are making it her nirnay to leave coz he questioned her charitra??? 😕 saying i love him, i love him not in different episodes is confusing enough, she says 2 different things in the same letter too 😭 Cvs, showing Gajinitis between one episode to the next has now become Gajinitis in the span of a single letter?????😕)
pati ko parmeshwar maankar poojte hai hamare yahan
(🤣🤣🤣 okay still too funny 🤣🤣 kab parmeshwar maanke pooja kiya Jodha ne??? kab??? When did you show her do this Cvs???? Did we miss any episode????? hum aapse ghrina karte hai kehte samay ya tiger snack bananeka prayas karte huye ya SKLL ka aarop lagate huye??? Can Cvs please stand up and tell us????? If I treated parmeshwar like this I will either get a visit from yamrajji or manholes with no lids will pop up when I am out for walks, that is not something that I will enjoy 😆 punishment you see Cvs???)
aap 7 phero ke samay diye gaye vachan bhool gaye hai jinme pehla tha ki aap sada hamara vishwas karenge, sada hamara samman karenge lekin humein pehla vachan smaran tha ki sada aapke aadesh ka paalan karenge
(na googled it 😛, no blind trust in wife in any of the saat vachans of the groom, So please Cvs tell us from where you managed to get this version of vachans of marriage. I think many of us would like to have it to show our spouses the same!!! 😆 But it does say 'I will always be by your side' in the 6th vachan given by the wife, Seems like you made Jodha brake it 😆 sada aadesh ka paalan karenge???? really when did you show us Jodha do this???)
aaj aapko hamara satya pata hai aur aapko khed bhi ho raha hoga parantu prem ke dhaage mein ek baar gaant pad jaaye to woh kabhi nahi khulti
(so now Cvs, you present us that Jodha knows that Jalal knows her truth and she also knows ki unhe khed hai, but you still dont show us any attempt from her to alleviate that khed, none whatsoever)
aapka dosh bhi nahi hai shehenshah
(Oh goodie again Cvs 😡 one single condescending line you give her that he was not at fault and the whole letter you make into a guilt trap??? 😲 Not done CVs not done at all 😳)
sansar ki riti yehi hai ki agni pariksha sada stree ko hi deni padti hai aur purush phir bhi uss par sandeh hi karta hai
(No goodie again, You just does not want him to let go of his guilt does you?? And you just dont want to show her feel any guilt either!!!! How Unequal can you get Cvs!!!! 😆)
hum jaa rahe hai Shehenshah, aapke bhavishya ke liye prarthna karte hai, prarthna karte hai ki jo hriday aapke paas nahi hai woh aapko mil jaaye
(So Cvs, on friday 4th April when you showed us this guy put his heart out there, pulled it out and showed it to her but on 9th April when you gave her this letter to write what do you do???? nope you ensure that she couldn't see his heart 😡 )
kyunki aap humein dhoond bhi le to bhi aap apni begum ko to paa lenge parantu Jodha ko kabhi nahi paa sakenge
Aapki, Jodha
(So now you end this letter from Jodha with a 'if u find me you will get your wife but not me so bye from YOUR Jodha' 😕 Cvs, do you even know that Love is not about paana but about doosre ka ho jaana???😲 Here you show Jodha as a Kanha bhakt but you yourself do not know Kanha's take on Love which was personified by Radha and Meera????😲 How could you commit this ultimate faux pas Cvs??? How could you butcher not only the characters but also Love????😭)
This ends the 'Great Soliloquy' of Jodha.
We as viewers doth protest at this CVs - how did you manage to make TE's love shallow in the space of 2 great Monologues?!?!?!😲 - Kindly let us know this hunar CVs so that we may also make use of it in future!!!!!😆
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