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Well! This is a satire for fun reading purposes only and NOT at all intended to offend anyone.
Warning: Not advisable for weak hearts, read at your own risk!
It was almost midnight in Bhopal and Tannu is in monstrous rage and unable to come to terms with she ending up in an isolated jail cell for murder of Rashid the very night, which is supposed to be her first Nikah night with Asad. Barrage of negative emotions ranging from insult, betrayal to anger triggers chemical imbalance in her brain resulting in serious mania. Tannu suddenly assumes the strength of superman and bends the jail rods with her bare hands, gets out of the cell and with speed of the lightening escapes from jail and disappears in to the thin air.
SM people were aghast to learn that Billi escaped but remain helpless due to unsurpassed efficiencies of Bhopal cops. ASYA continues to be vigilant, sorry, I stand corrected, continues to be dumb in estimating Billi's capabilities.
Leap 1:
A year goes by in a single episode and ASYA are now parents of baby Sanam, well! we are better off not discussing choice of the baby girl name. Najma and Imran are parents of a baby boy, hope he has a decent name for god's sake. Humaira and Haider excuses themselves from SM madness and fly to Dubai along with Razia after sudden death of Gaffy due to heart attack. Nikhat opens up a dance school and leads an extremely content life as a single not ready to mingle status.
Nujjat follows the herd and gets married in to one of the successful business families of Bhopal to spend rest of her life as a home maker. While driving to Nujjat's walima, ASYA will get killed in car accident that was orchestrated by Tannu but miraculously baby Sanam survives the accident, thanks to the baby car seat that won parents choice award year after year and stood true to its image. Dilshad and co will come to know that Tannu is behind the accident and her next target is baby Sanam, this leaves Dilshad no choice except banishing herself in to exile along with baby Sanam to protect her from Tannu's evil eye.
Leap 2:
Time takes leaps and bounds to churn 20 years in a single episode. Present day Sanam is all grown up with Dilshad in a modest neighborhood without any interaction with her extended family and a pathetic dress sense. Tannu gets married to a gangster and becomes super powerful but yet she is obsessed with capturing and torturing ASYA's daughter. Gangster gets killed by Billi in a fit of rage over a dinner with a saltless currry and she becomes the ruthless queen of mafia. Billi's costumes grow inversely proportionate to her age. Her beauty is frozen in time and so her obsession, Billi along with her son ( Imran's progeny gone rogue) starts the hunt for Sanam...
...to be continued with innumerable close misses followed by Billi's cruel games that are not confined to knives in making Sanam's life a living hell.
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