Take 5:Hilarious 5-8th April

A quick Take 5 for today:

Take 1: Guests for tea bring out Marie

While Jalal is fighting a life or death battle with the Rajvanshi, Ruqaiyya begum is having guests for tea😲😲 .Hamida begum, Salima the wise and another lady(who is she now?..I am alate watcher of JA and can't place her) decide to add spice to their boring lives by playing turncoat. Topic: The pros and cons of having Jodha as a queen. Ruqaiyya speaks for cons and HB for pros. Samila the wise is the judge👏👏...Having listened to both sides ,the most intelligent and wise Salima pronounces her judgement: 🤔

Both Jalal and Jodha are wise people and take good decisions...Now we know why Jalal acts as stupid as her does😈...he is still the wisest of the lot. In the country of the blind,Jalal is the king.😉 The wiser old lady next to Salima the wise is the sleeping partner in Salima's enlightened decisions and judgements...Her job is to provide moral support for Salima's sagacious observations by nodding away(is she related to Atgah Khan) and give a dirty look if Ruqaiiya talks too much...Good job,lady ⭐️

Take 2: Cut to the chase

Jalal catches Sujamal.👏👏 Before attacking him,he carefully places his crown on the horse's back claiming "Today,I will attack you without my crown"...So all along he went to battles wearing that uncomfortable cross between a crown and a cap 😲😲😲..Implication: Samson's strength was in his hair;Jalal's strength is in his crown.. 😕😕And all along Adham and Shareefuddin were trying to kill Jalal when all they had to do was steal his crown......Oh God, no wonder Birbal could not produce the 10 greatest fools in Agra when Akbar asked him...With such gems in the population,he was spoilt for choice

Take 3:Boxing practice

Superman Sujamal claims that he is not planning to kill Jalal..Not the wisest of things to say to an angry madman(that was Jalal's state then) 😕...Jalal decides to use the opportunity to get some boxing practice and Sujamal happily obliges👍🏼.After all,not even Adham and Shareefuddin would agree to give this kind of boxing practice to Jallu .

Take 4:Rajnikanth or Sujamal?

Please watch this scene in detail:

Jalal lashes out with his sword and Sujamal stops him. 👍🏼Then Jallu lands a kick on Sujamal.👏 Sujamal defies all laws of gravity , makes a superman effort & takes a backward jump to land face up on the other side of a tree which was nowhere in the picture when Jallu kicked him. Rajnikanth is put to shame after this effort of double pronged magic of Sujamal . 😲 Growing a tree and doing a backward jump over it in a fraction of a second ...Superman Sujamal ki Jai ⭐️

Take 5: Rock a bye baby on the tree top

Shreefuddin is happily bird watching on top of a tree when Jallu conveniently sets himself up as a sitting duck. How helpful 😉 How did Shareefuddin land on top of that tree and position himself with so much time to spare 😕...And after all that positioning his hand is still shaking like a "sookha patta in the wind" when he holds a bow and arrow...😒..No wonder he is unable to kill Jallu..the guy can't kill a sloth.😡😡

I am sucker for the romantic scenes of JA,started watching JA only for their "together" scenes...so won't make fun of them ...It was so sweet watching the two of them together......We finally got to see some romance...Just a piece of advice for Jodha,Jallu ended up kissing ur jewellery more than he kissed u..Please wear less facial jewellery next time...It will help the both of u 😉😆😆

Originally posted by: prejudiced

😆I was fretting and fuming after seeing the most lackluster kissing scene till date...

But ur post, brought the smile back!

Nice picks... My vote goes for the Rajnikanth stunt as THE hilarious scene...although the rock a bye baby came very close!

Originally posted by: rock&roll

A quick Take 5 for today:

Take 1: Guests for tea bring out Marie

Marie for tea party

While Jalal is fighting a life or death battle with the Rajvanshi, Ruqaiyya begum is having guests for tea😲😲 .Hamida begum, Salima the wise and another lady(who is she now?..I am alate watcher of JA and can't place her) decide to add spice to their boring lives by playing turncoat.

Turncoat?? seriously?? with Jodha's die hard fans?? Now I am sure - Ruk dimaagi thour pe beemar hai...

Topic: The pros and cons of having Jodha as a queen. Ruqaiyya speaks for cons and HB for pros. Samila the wise is the judge👏👏...

See another ishara that hukka is bad even for non-existing dimaag. Allowing Salima, the adopted sister of Jodha, to be the judge??? Like Ron Weasley would say she has lost her marbles.

Having listened to both sides ,the most intelligent and wise Salima pronounces her judgement: 🤔

Let me guess...hummm..ammm...itna mushkil decision hai...Can I have a peek ??? 😉

Both Jalal and Jodha are wise people and take good decisions...

😲 🥺 😭

Now we know why Jalal acts as stupid as her does😈...he is still the wisest of the lot. In the country of the blind,Jalal is the king.😉 The wiser old lady next to Salima the wise is the sleeping partner in Salima's enlightened decisions and judgements...Her job is to provide moral support for Salima's sagacious observations by nodding away(is she related to Atgah Khan) and give a dirty look if Ruqaiiya talks too much...Good job,lady ⭐️

Yaa..she is dutiful wife of Atgah Khan...😉 He nods his head for sehenshah and she nods her head for sehehshah's wise wife. Rab ne chun chun kar banaya hai Jodi..👍🏼

Take 2: Cut to the chase

Jalal catches Sujamal.👏👏 Before attacking him,he carefully places his crown on the horse's back claiming "Today,I will attack you without my crown"...So all along he went to battles wearing that uncomfortable cross between a crown and a cap 😲😲😲..

Implication: Samson's strength was in his hair;Jalal's strength is in his crown.. 😕😕

Sooo true..Also Samson's weakness is his attraction to untrustworthy women and Jalal's weakness is his trust in untrustworthy relatives . Kya pair hai...But it's another ishara that Jalal is god's sent for us poor tortured audiences 😆😆.

And all along Adham and Shareefuddin were trying to kill Jalal when all they had to do was steal his crown......

In dono ka kuch nahi ho sakta..😆 Even with crown's secret out, they would have come up with the world's best silliest plan to steal it and fall flat on their faces 🤣. After all, messing up is their only virasat me mila hua janam adikaar hai.😆

Oh God, no wonder Birbal could not produce the 10 greatest fools in Agra when Akbar asked him...With such gems in the population,he was spoilt for choice

Or maybe Birbal was afraid the list starts with Sehenshah, his chief begamat and ends with his relatives 🤣🤣.

Take 3:Boxing practice

Superman Sujamal claims that he is not planning to kill Jalal..Not the wisest of things to say to an angry madman(that was Jalal's state then) 😕...

Yaa..wrong answer sujamal. Jalal occasionally needs to blow his steam off..so his near and dear 😉often plan for matches with tigers, elephants, horses and such. With his increasing workload in harem , he missed a recent session.

Jalal decides to use the opportunity to get some boxing practice and Sujamal happily obliges👍🏼.

Aakir hum hai tho apne jijasa ki seva keliye hi naa..😉 unse boxing karna hamare liye samman ki baath hai..😆😆

After all,not even Adham and Shareefuddin would agree to give this kind of boxing practice to Jallu.

Take 4:Rajnikanth or Sujamal?

Please watch this scene in detail:

Jalal lashes out with his sword and Sujamal stops him. 👍🏼Then Jallu lands a kick on Sujamal.👏 Sujamal defies all laws of gravity , makes a superman effort & takes a backward jump to land face up on the other side of a tree which was nowhere in the picture when Jallu kicked him. Rajnikanth is put to shame after this effort of double pronged magic of Sujamal . 😲 Growing a tree and doing a backward jump over it in a fraction of a second ...Superman Sujamal ki Jai ⭐️

I see that you are partial to Sujamal..that's why you were able to see his superman effort. But have you noticed Jalal's superhuman kicking abilities 😳 or his jumping style 😲 (could have just ducked under the branch), his lion's roar before attack , his weight lifting abilities ...(list seems to go on..but had to stop..😉). Jalal is definitely our own Avenger 👏👏.

Take 5: Rock a bye baby on the tree top

Shreefuddin is happily bird watching on top of a tree when Jallu conveniently sets himself up as a sitting duck. How helpful 😉

Please don't insult Jalal 😭. He is a kabil sipahi and was relying on his internal alarm system to alert him of dangers 😎. Its not his fault that all his internal systems, starting from that which lies under his crown, have stopped working with Jodha's Jatka..aaa..Dhakka..aa..Dhoka..(??) 😕

How did Shareefuddin land on top of that tree and position himself with so much time to spare 😕...

Shayamala aunty thinks SD has apparition abilities 😎. But I personally think that SD is a decendent from Changewing dragon line 😉. Its the only way he could have trailed the duo, land on tree top and remain invisible until the last second of attack.

And after all that positioning his hand is still shaking like a "sookha patta in the wind" when he holds a bow and arrow...😒..No wonder he is unable to kill Jallu..the guy can't kill a sloth.😡😡

What are you saying..maybe you haven't seen his hunar clearly 😉. If you see it in detail, Jalal and Sujamal were fighting sideways to SD 😕. But he was able to change the arrow's path to curve at an angle and reach Jalal's back precisely 👏. It's not his fault that Sujamal was able to push Jalal aside at last moment. I think SD practised hard with the Fraternity of Assassins to get rid of Jalal himself but luck seems to have deserted the poor chap .

I am sucker for the romantic scenes of JA,started watching JA only for their "together" scenes...so won't make fun of them ...It was so sweet watching the two of them together......

👍🏼👍🏼

We finally got to see some romance...Just a piece of advice for Jodha,Jallu ended up kissing ur jewellery more than he kissed u..

🤣

Please wear less facial jewellery next time...It will help the both of u 😉😆😆