KWK: Parineeti&Alia (Written Update)

It's the season's last celebrity episode. Tonight, Karan Johar brings back protege Alia Bhatt to share the couch with rival' Parineeti Chopra. Watch Bolly's GenY talk everything from competition to crushes (STAR World at 9pm). A sneak peek.

MY FEELING FOR MANEESH IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT: PARINEETI

Karan Johar (to Parineeti Chopra): There is so much conjecture about Maneesh (Sharma, the director of Parineeti's films Ladies vs Ricky Bahl and Shuddh Desi Romance) and you have gone on record and said he is your 4am friend. So at 4am do you call him or tap him?

Parineeti Chopra: (Laughs) I go and meet him also...

Karan: At 4am! So what is the truth about cats and dogs there?

Parineeti: (Laughs) No cats and dogs there. I, in fact, find it, for the lack of a better word, cheap actually when people...

Karan: Insinuate...

Parineeti: Not even insinuate... people straightaway say that you got the film because you are seeing Maneesh or you are in a relationship with Maneesh. For me, Maneesh is like Adi (Aditya Chopra), like you know I respect both of them too much, they have given me my whole life. Even if I can buy a car today, it's because of them, so when you...

Karan: Dilute that?

Parineeti: Not even dilute, dilute is such a small word, it's just cheap, for me it's just wrong. My respect for him is something else.

Karan: But you can love someone you respect!

Parineeti: Ya, ya! But my feeling for Maneesh is totally different... I cannot explain it.

HOW DO YOU CRY SO WELL: ALIA TO PARINEETI

Karan (to Alia Bhatt): So much has been said about Parineeti and you, is there an unnecessary vibe to create that stir because nothing else is happening? There are no other two girls kind of...

Alia: I think that's what it is! Wherever I go, I am asked: Can two actresses be friends or do you think there is a rivalry?' Just because I said whatever about (Parineeti's) styling and everything, people have just completely forgotten the fact that I have praised her ample amount before that. So, I messaged her way before the show (the Koffee with Karan episode featuring Alia, Sidharth Malhotra and Varun Dhawan) was out that Listen this has happened, so please don't...'

Karan: You kept on saying that whenever you went for Highway promotions, you were being asked about Parineeti...

Alia: Yaa! They kept asking because when the promos were out, they were like Rivalryho gaya hai, you both don't like each other, what is the problem'... this and that! So we have cleared that out, but everywhere I have gone, I have been asked all these questions.

Parineeti: Ya, same here even in my promotions... any interview I do, it's all about: Ooo, is this the new catfight and do you not get along, how do you take it...' whatever whatever! What did you say to her?' I said: Listen, Alia called me when Student (of the Year) didn't even release, so technically she was not even an actress that time.'

Karan: Ya, she called to ask you how do you cry so well!

Parineeti: Cry so well and How do you speak Hindi so well?' And I still remember...

Alia: That's not what I said! I said that At least teach me how to cry and...'

Parineeti: Command over Hindi, you said.

Alia: That command over Hindi I said on the show.

Parineeti: You said that day also... so nicely you spoke.

Karan: Chalo, you all are fighting now!

I WANT TO MARRY RANBIR KAPOOR: ALIA

Karan: So what is your vibe like with Ranbir (Kapoor)?

Alia: I remember the first time I spoke to Ranbir... you called him up when Rockstarreleased and you said Here, talk to Ranbir... tell him how much you love him!' And I just spoke so much rubbish, I was just talking non-stop. But later I have hung out with Ranbir and I still think he is really adorable and I still want to marry him.

Karan: (Laughs) You want to marry Ranbir Kapoor?

Alia: Yeah!

Karan: Have you told this to his mother? Is Neetuji aware of your future plans and more importantly does Katrina (Kaif) know?

Alia: Everybody knows my plan! I have gone on record and said it... and I am very open about it, except to Ranbir. I don't tell Ranbir!

YES' TO EVERYTHING FOR SAIF: PARINEETI

Karan: Two people you would like to have compete for you in your swayamvar?

Parineeti: Bradley Cooper and Kamaal R. Khan. Kamaal R. Khan would win.

Alia: Kamaal R. Khan loves her, so I think he'll keep you really happy.

Karan: He gives you many kisses, many goodnight kisses in the night.

Parineeti: Many. Goodnight kiss to Parineeti.

Karan: Hypothetically, who is the one female you would like to experiment with, besides Alia?

Parineeti: Hypothetically... Deepika (Padukone). I find her hot.

Karan: Who do you think deserves the Reigning Queen title in Bollywood?

Parineeti: Deepika.

Karan: An actress you consider your biggest competition?

Parineeti: Nobody.

Karan: How would you react if a senior actor made a pass at you?

Parineeti: Depends on who it was.

Karan: Saif Ali Khan?

Parineeti: I would say Yes'. Yes' to everything!

Karan: React to the following... people who comment on your weight?

Parineeti: Wait' and watch.

Karan: People who comment on your fashion sense?

Parineeti: Speak to Alia.

Karan: The next director you would like to work with?

Parineeti: Karan Johar.

Karan: Lovely, hamper mil gaya.

SIDHARTH MALHOTRA'S DOG PEED ON ME: ALIA

Karan: Who would you most likely to meet in a rave party?

Alia: Prateik Babbar.

Karan: A gym?

Alia: John Abraham.

Karan: Who is the worst-dressed man in Bollywood?

Alia: I think Ranveer (Singh) has been really experimenting, sometimes I think it's really cool but sometimes it's a miss.

Karan: He gets a bit carried away...

Alia: He gets a bit carried away.

Karan: But also I think there's edge there.

Alia: I think it's trendsetting.

Parineeti: He's quite gutsy.

Karan: Ya, that he is... definitely.

Karan: A person from the film industry you would like to go on a romantic date with?

Alia: Ranbir.

Karan: What do you think you would find in Varun Dhawan's bedroom?

Alia: A picture of himself.

Karan: Sidharth Malhotra?

Alia: His dog... who peed on me!

Karan: Who is the next director you would like to work with?

Alia: Raju (Rajkumar) Hirani.

SOURCE: THE TELEGRAPH CALCUTTA/T2