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Forget Veertha Puruskar, Paro should get a Tenacity Puruskar. She has undying faith in her heart that one day Rudra will appreciate her and change.
Paro: Marry me and I will share toffee with you. The best Caramel Eclairs Toffee, take it and roll it in your mouth, lick it, enjoy the taste and the burst of flavors. mmm...
Rudra: Are we still talking toffee here?
Paro: Yes, my love. Toffee has hidden meanings that is known only to those tied in marital bliss and those jobless in IndiaForums. Marry me.
Danny Boy: Yes, yes. Rudra she has touched your Mehndi, and Haldi and laundry. You've touched her bare back. Now its time to take all these touchiyas to a new level. Marry her.
Rudra: Huff, Puff, Snort. I am going to do some push ups to get rid off this tension in my system.
SJ: Please take off your shirt, Moonchiya, when you do those sexy Push ups. Please?
Paro climbs atop Chandgarh ki Tanki: O Haveli Walon! If Rudra does not Marry me, I will do SooSide.
Sumer: Nahi! Paro Nahi! Don't SooSide. SooMer, say with me, Soo - Mer.
Rudra: Nautanki on Tequila shots.
SJ: Please go shirtless now.
KakiCumMasi (KcM): Look, Paro. Now you are in. Now you are out. For now, get in and walk around the haveli like a Chammak Challo and tempt the bejesus out of Moonchiya
Paro: Thank you KcM. Aapkay Masalay ki Kasam, I will add so much Masala to the bland life of Rudra, he wont know what hit him.
SJ: Please ask Moonchiya to go shirtless
Mythili: Listen Paro, glad you are back because my Nancy Drew is itching so so bad, I need to scratch that itch or I will go nuts.
Paro: Yes, together, we will solve the super mystery because Major Sa is busy developing his triceps and pectorals
SJ: precisely, please ask him to go shirtless, na!
Paro: We cannot take out Ghee with Straight Fingers (agar ghee seedhi ungli se na niklay),
Mythili: What do we do? Should we get a spoon?
SJ: Please ask Moonchiya to go shirtless
Paro: No, no spoon. Thats when you take the entire Ghee Dabba, paint a room with it, and set the room on fire.
SJ: Shirtless...please?
Paro: Aha! This ghee ka dabba is all the evidence I need. Wait! What exactly is this ghee ka dabba doing here?
SJ: Shirtless, shirtless, shirtless...
Paro: I know! *Ding* Either bapu sa has really bad hemorrhoids or, maybe, he swigs ghee as comfort food, while watching Madhubala's constipations.
SJ: Put the ghee on those gleaming muscles. Put all of Moonchiya's clothes in laundry at once. Blow the fuse to stop the fans and A/C. Please do something Paro, help us, help us, Paro Tujhe Salman Khan ki kasam...Please make moonchiya go shirtless! Phad De Uss Banian ko, Phad de!!
Rudra: Mujhe koi Farq Nahi Padtha
SJ: Mujhe Padtha hai dammit!
Aaj ka dedicashuns,
I am singing my best Himesh Reshamiya because I have a nasty head cold and mother of all nasal congestions.
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Mr And Mrs Parshuram
