It is a solemn moment for most in the Madhubala fandom. Fans look on sadly as shimmering lights surround the beautiful Madhu 2.0. According to fans, she waits giddily for the wrong man to grace her finger with a tin piece metal with a worthless rock. Some fans begin to silently shed tears as the wrong man in question grabs their girl's hand and is about to jam the offensive "jewelry" on to her precious ring finger.
However a loud voice interrupts the proceedings and everyone look up in surprise to see the most handsome man in the history of mankind. Fans sad tears immediately turn into happy tears as they can't believe it. Their smirklicious, sexy devil of a hero is back! But all is not well yet! They wait with abated breath for their girl, Madhu 2.0 to snap back to her reality and fall in a pool of liquid adoration at RK 2.0's feet.
RK 2.0 (smirks): Madhubala...ahaan. Did you miss me...biwi?!?
Madhu 2.0 (shocked): RK?
RK 2.0 (smirks): Come to me...biwi.
Madhubala Jr smiles happily as she snatches her hand away from AK. She looks at him dispassionately as she rejects his proposal.
Madhu 2.0: I have been given a choice between premium and low grade (smiles) and I choose premium. RK the Superstar is the best...(Disgustingly) unlike you.
The fans cheer loudly. The day has taken quite a roundabout from a solemn affair to straight up partying. They bring out scotch and raise a toast to the Return of Right Kameena to claim back his Jungli Billi, his biwi.
AK (stomps his feet like a child): This is not fair! Now what am I supposed to do?
RK 2.0 (smirks): PACK UP!!
AK (slumps his shoulders and mutters): Yes Chief...as you say.
Madhu 2.0: Sayonara!
The fans look on happily as their boy and girl reunite. RK 2.0 takes out a large, sparkling, diamond solitaire ring and puts on Madhu 2.0's finger. A celebration is in full swing to commemorate the momentous occasion.
Dhinka chika, dhinka chika
Dhinka chika, dhinka chika
Udne Ki Aasha
Anupamaa
