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Ok before reading this scene I want all of you to forget the last 3 episodes where Aman ruined our much awaited Parud romance by calling Rudra to the hospital n giving him Dilsher's burning news. This is just a fun post so read n share your creative ideas n views..
Thakur was just about to pull the trigger on Paro when Paro remembers that she was once a 'Jalebi bai' aka Khushi n so in this reincarnation as Paro she can become a Mirchi bai and instead of making round n round Jalebi's can make a Hot n Spicy Teju-Moonchiya Mirchi powder and sell it to Sarhad Paar. She could take a revenge from the Fake dulhaas n their Baraatis in that way. She twirls a carpet full of red mirchi on Teju Moonchiya and moonchiya immediately starts screaming in reaction. His eyes starts burning and he starts singing the famous "Aaa" once sung by the BG chorus and at times by Paro..
Next she finds a Danda to make him masala and starts her grinding process.
Teju Thakur: Aaa..Larki what r u doing?
Paro: Can't you see I am grinding you. I have learnt it well from Mausam Kaki of my Rudy Bholenath...She will be happy when I will take a basket full of your spicy masala and sell it!..and then I will impress my Jallad by playing with him his iski uski kiski whiskey and impress him more than 8 year old Laila.
Teju tries to convince her but Paro was completely transformed by then to one of the finest Majdoor of KCM
Paro was grinding him with full hatred and anger when Rudy arrives to the much needed rescue of Thakur.
Rudy Boy: Paro are you Ok? Kuch kiya to nahi is Thakur ne tujhe?
Paro is overjoyed to see her Jallad in his rescue mode and forgets about Teju. In excitement she throws the Danda on the ground which accidentally falls on Teju and he faints on the spot. Paro runs to her Jallad in such a lightening speed that Rudy boy get shocked and instead of running towards her he feels running in the reverse order will be safer. He for the first time looks nervous and runs towards his jeep in the terror of this new seen Paro...
Paro: BHOLEENAATH...Where are you going?..Wait Am coming for you..and she jumps over him making Rudy boy fall...
Rudy Boy: He is a bit shocked to speak and asks her.."What is the matter? Why did you jump on me?..Did that Teju do something?.."
Paro: No Rudy...He has told me all about his illegal consumashuns about guns which he calls his khandaani izzat and parampara. I have decided to hand him to our Masala Kaki and then she will happily accept me as her bahu.
Rudy boy: Bahu?😲..Which Bahu?..
Paro: Her bahu, she will not hate me now. I will sell her the world best Mirchi powder..Thakur Mirchi..now no one can stop me from being Parvati Rudra Pratap Ranawat..Paro in a very delightful voice.
Rudy Boy: O No No....You see that marriage thing was only to scare you..You know that such toys are played by TV shows to scare heroines and bring more TRPs. But neither did TRPs increase and nor did you get scared. So marriage cancel Titli
!..You can fly back to your nest now..I will catch hold of this Teju Moonchiya.
Paro angrily: No way do I leave you..Yess!...You are my Bhole Baba's prashad. I found the real Jallad Teju and my real bholenath in this Maha Shivraatri. Don't you see Cv's have postponed this Shivraatri for almost one month only for me to find the Rasiya Bholenath in you. Till now you have been roaming around me and now I will roam around you like the vodafone Puppy...
Rudy boy was listening to all this with his mouth wide open and with eyes too intense. He was already hurt by a khubsoorat aurat and now another khubsoorat aurat was about to devour him.
Just then Aman cals from the hospital and gives him the news of his Dad in the hospital, in a critical condition.
Aman: Yes sir, its confirmed that the 'Khubsoorat aurat' did all this. That KCM of your had a shakh that your momy was too khubsoorat than her, and so in anger she decided that tawa-fry your Daddy and give the proof of her 'world best khubsoorti'.
Rudy is totally fumed now and will explode any moment like a time bomb..Paro seeing this instead of getting scared finds it strangely cute and gives him a kiss. This turns the Time Bomb Rudra to a Sutlli Bomb which he had once made fun of, by calling Paro.
Rudy: Why did you kiss me Yo khubsoorat aurat. I hate you..You tried to kill my father..
Paro is completely horrified of not being able to impress him for so long with her antics..
Paro: How can I kill Baapusa. Such kind of master plan needs a PHD from KCM university or Thakur University. I have got none. I am yet to take an admission into it and you have declared me a graduate
Rudy boy: Stop your drama..Auraat..you don't need a burning degree from anyone. You are born with one. According to the Runawat constitution any woman born Khubsoorat, mind you very KHUBSOORAT and in love with Titlis can elop, burn, kill and do every kind of crime without learning it from internet or KCM.
Paro: Enough is enough. Even I can say that Handsome Mard should not be believed. Thakur is so hot and yummy that every woman would like to kill thakurain and be his wifey. But he is fraud and destroyed me. Even I can scream like you that Handsome Mard should not be believed, but see Moonchiya I am not screaming. So baby stop ranting like a bad boy and come to Mama..err..to your Paro..Paro approaches him seductively..
Let us get married. See last time my wedding dress did no good and I only got horrible dream consumashuns. Now I want to have real consumashuns and for that you have to marry me. I also have the Big R written in hindi for you. Remeber I am your Adharmi patni. Come Rudy get married to your Titli!..
Rudy is horrific seeing the lust and expressions in Paro. He runs for his life while Paro runs after him with every determination to make him her's this Maha Shivraatri..
Rudy boy: Naahi...Khabadaar jo paas ayi to..Cheer ke rakh dunga..Ja yaha se..Paas mat aana
Paro: Jai Maa trishula!..Aj mujhe Rudra Dev ko paane se koi nahi rok sakta.. I can't have another man with my Bhholenath's name..Yo Yo Rudy boy..Bhaag jitna chahe..Jaha Bhi Jaaoge humei hi paaoge...(the dialogues of Rudra in the initial promos of RR)
I know it was not that funny but still I tried after a long time..I actually wanted something like this in a serious way. PaRud liking each other before that Dilsher fiasco..Do share your views..
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