PhatPhatiya Post - Pants on Fire

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Paro and Moonchiya are extremely busy with Maha Aarthi, For a moment Paro thought to shove the fire into Moonchiya's pants and end the sordid affair, but one look at his Mardani Moonch and Paro baisa was reduced to her trademark frown. Little does Par know, Moonchiya's loins are already on fire seeing her all decked out. As tedious as it was, he even memorized the number of layers on her necklace.

Aman be da man. He looked so shocked to find thakur's men in the mela. Did he think he was here to attend his boss' wedding? Shootout at Wadala begins with earnestness as the Gaonwalas run for their lives. Aman tries to establish some aman and shanti and fires an aerial shot, which does nothing to give the villagers any warm fuzzies.

Sunehri proved very useful, making a call to Danny with as much urgency as if the neighborhood stray dog had died, Meanwhile, I am worried Dilsher is reduced to nothing but a very charred baingan bhartha.

KcM looks too pleased to see Thakur and wonders who the lucky gal is in his life. Little does she know, while she got the haveli, a subdued Danny, barrels full of hot masala to grind, Mala got a haveil, a hot husband and no hard work to speak of. Wait till KcM finds out, she will incite Rudra against Thakur and hope they both self-combust.

Paro baisa is relieved to see Thakur and promptly hides behind him. Rudra asks her to come back to him with as much attitude as if throwing a dog some biscuits hoping to see her wag her tail and follow him. Paro wonders why random men try to shoot Moonchiya and manages to not only save his life, but also show some deep hidden lau by asking him very tenderly "theek ho?"

Thakur sa decides to make a UPS Tokri Parcel out of Paro, while he incites Moonchiya with big dialogs. Paro gets impatient, its been really 5 hours since she peed, so she decides to end the chest thumping testosterone bluster of the two men. She hits Moonchiya with the same rod she used to hit Bhima. Me thinks she carries that inside her multi-purpose 007 ghaghra. I also think Paro baisa is a secret Black Belt in Sar-Kwon-Do, martial arts of head attacks.

Tomorrow Thakursa decides its too easy to simply kill Paro, so he complicates the heck out of it by pointing the gun at her and explaining in detail all his misdeeds. He has shown remarkable kindness in revealing the truth before killing his victims - bindi died in peace with full knowledge that Thakur was a guns dealer. Now, we know Moonchiya will descend on Thakur but we also know Paro Baisa will faint right at the nick of time, so she can create some more freshly baked misunderwears (MUs).


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Rupunzale thumbnail
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Posted: 11 years ago
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😆Hilarious SJ...do you really think moochiya will come to rescue her...he was pretty badly struck😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Thakur sa decides to make a UPS Tokri Parcel out of Paro, while he incites Moonchiya with big dialogs. Paro gets impatient, its been really 5 hours since she peed, so she decides to end the chest thumping testosterone bluster of the two men. She hits Moonchiya with the same rod she used to hit Bhima. Me thinks she carries that inside her multi-purpose 007 ghaghra.
Hmmm I wonder if she has a specially built pocket to conceal that rod??!!!
🤣🤣🤣
Fab PPP!!
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Posted: 11 years ago
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I am worried Dilsher is reduced to nothing but a very charred baingan bhartha. 🤣

Oh baingan bharta it is...now all that is remaining is for KCM to add a whole lotta mirchi & spices...and voila out comes a Gourmet MU!😉




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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: serialjunkie


Paro gets impatient, its been really 5 hours since she peed, so she decides to end the chest thumping testosterone bluster of the two men. She hits Moonchiya with the same rod she used to hit Bhima. Me thinks she carries that inside her multi-purpose 007 ghaghra. I also think Paro baisa is a secret Black Belt in Sar-Kwon-Do, martial arts of head attacks.


The peeing
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So in addition to the spy mirrors which are stitched on, the ghaghras also have a compartment for the dhandas? 😃

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Posted: 11 years ago
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"KcM looks too pleased to see Thakur and wonders who the lucky gal is in his life. Little does she know, while she got the haveli, a subdued Danny, barrels full of hot masala to grind, Mala got a haveil, a hot husband and no hard work to speak of. Wait till KcM finds out, she will incite Rudra against Thakur and hope they both self-combust."
Had me in spilts... 🤣... Was just imagining KCM's face while reading this... Always a pleasure reading your posts.😆

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: Rupunzale

😆Hilarious SJ...do you really think moochiya will come to rescue her...he was pretty badly struck😆

I don't think Rudy will rush to rescue her this time. Someone ll tell him about Dilsher and he'll rush to the hospital. Maybe Aman would have followed them and saves her.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Thakur has a plan.. he will shot her and blame it on Masala Mohini.. that is why he has taken her to be killed amongst the mirchi drying!

Dilsheer may need a permanent oxygen cylinder now as his phus phus is not goin do the magic anymore!!

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Posted: 11 years ago
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That was one bang on post.
wonderful loved it.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Hilarious as always🤣

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