~Crazy Creative Times~ ..... 1st Edition!

~Crazy Creative Times~

The Crazy Creative Team of IF, introduces yet another feature to its members. Every fortnight the CC team is going to bring you news from all corners of IF and the IF Development team. Crazy Creative Times, will keep you updated on all the crazy and garama gharam happenings behind those locked doors of the development team sections, including a brief description of many major CC events that you should look forward to.

This is our very first issue of the Crazy Creative Times. We hope you enjoy reading it, do send in your feedback via PM to crazycreative.

Finally, look out for a special contest, Guess the Guest, in this issue.

Crazy Creative Team

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Koffee out, Doodhpatti in!
Saturday, 28th April 2007
CCT reporter: sweet_kp

Yes, all you crazy Karan fans, we have a new competitor on the scene. She is hot and sizzling with her teekhi nazar and garma-garam questions. She catches you when you least expect it and grills you like a chicken doomed to stay there until you are one of those mouth-watering dishes served in five star restaurants: grilled chicken topped with onions and tomatoes, hot and spicy, ready to serve. She is definitely more sophisticated with her interview, afterall it is tea we are talking about, not the regular ol' coffee. Have you guessed it yet? Yes, we are talking about none other than our very own Naina. On her next Doodhpatti with Naina, she brings to you yet another masaledaar chai...err, I mean guest that you are bound to love.

Her next guest is known for her witty comments, her beautiful voice, her diplomatic speeches, her funny dialogues, and her ability to make any one fall in love with her. This lady in blue has taken this show to newer heights, ensuring that your fall from the chair from all the laughs is a long and hard one.

To give you a glimpse of what is in store for you, here is an excerpt from the interview:

Naina: It is so great to have you on the show with us. There are sooo many members out there (including yours truly ) who would love to know more about you.
Celebrity: Know me?? U sure?? I heard I was scary
I don't want to scare away ur readers. nahi to dodhpatti sponsers band
Naina: lolz ofcourse not, ji! The definately want to know you and I can safely say you are one of the most interesting people on IF

And, that was just a very short portion of this extremely sensational interview that is bound to top the charts next week for creating the most controversies on IF.

Now, are you ready to have some fun? Do you want to be part of this dhamaka? If you answered yes, then we have a simple task for you. Since, we don't wish to ruin the suprise and reveal the name of this IF celebrity to you, you have to Guess the Guest. You already have tonnes of clues in this article. Read carefully and you will know who she is for sure. You may post all answers in this thread. The first one to guess the guest wins a wonderful prize.

Ready, Set...Start Guessing!

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IF's Bhaiya in Dilemma!
Saturday, 28th April 2007
CCT Reporter: Ms. Bholi Bhali

Where at this end of the world Naina is grilling her guests and forcing them to drink doodhpatti, when they don't even drink it on the other end of the world, IF's Bhaiya, yani keh Bhaskar Bhaiya is forced to change his id of the choice of his IF Sisters. They want Bhaskar Bhaiya to change his id to "IF ka Thakur", when he wants to be the Maharaja! But what can be done, when it comes to public voting, no one can predict what the results will be. After long voting session in IF Mod's Section the id which won out of four was "Aamna ka Thakur" What can we say Bhaskar, in a democratic country you have to follow what the majority say, doesn't matter if "majority" consists of only "two people", who spent hours voting again and again, Here is the look of the final poll:

IF keh Bhaiya, don't be sad, look at our local Don, Saara, she became a COMB from a Don, I wonder what else is instore for her, Toothbrush or hair brush or broom??? Anyways, our message to both of you is, Do good and hope for the Broom........... I mean Best!

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Poison in the Doodh?!
Sunday, 28th April 2007
CCT Reporter: Ammmu

Well friends, the TRPs of Doodhpatti with Naina are certainly rising after its first interview with our CM, Meghavi. You all read the interview, smiled, laughed, cried (?), and definitely knew a lot more about Meghavi, but there's definitely one thing you don't know....

What do we know about Naina? That she's a sweet, funny host who asks really good questions? According to our first interviewee, it appears to be something else altogether..... Beware, it may give you the biggest shock of your life.

"...I think the doodhpatti chai had some poison in it."

*gasp*

So this is what Naina does in her interviews? She pretends to put sugar in the chai and give it to her interviewees, but instead, it's poison? Meghavi says "it's because some of the questions were so hard to answer", but we never know now, Naina could have forced her to say that.

You may be speechless, your jaws may be open, your eyes may be the widest they've ever been, but all we can infer from this is that not everyone seems to be what they are in the real world. Apparently Naina and Meghavi are "good friends", but after this interview, kuch bhi ho sakta hain.

We asked Meghavi some more questions, but maybe we'll never get to know the whole truth. In fact, she also says that "... everytime I would see my MSN conversation, I would always see 'a minute has been up' from her." What is this minute? What is going up? Could this be the effect of the chai on her?

Well, all we can say is best of luck to the future interviewees of 'Doodhpatti with Naina'.... because you may never know what will happen. It could be the chai, or it could be something else...

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Spamming Spree in the Viewbies Section
Saturday, 28th April 2007
CCT reporter: Virgo_Stars

Clubs are the current "In" thing in the Viewbies Section (VS) as bachche aur budhe, all flock to gain entry in a club. Join the angels or join the devils. Beware because they both will try to lure you into their worlds!

Enter VS and you enter a world of clubs, gangs and endless spamming! If you don't belong, you don't survive because they are firm believers of Darwin's theory of "Survival of the Fittest".

Bhootni Brigade(BB), filled with Ek se badh kar Ek Global Moderators, aim to torture you with dares until you scream on top of your shrillest voice and declare that you can take it no more, you are a human after all. But no worries because the Ghostbusters are there and they intend to beat BBs at their own game, at dares!

The Evil Elites, known as the EEs, come when you least expect them. The poor victims never know what hit 'em. Filled with 14 devilish members, their laugh is killing. They master in chatting; how else could you explain over 700 pages of chatting and making evil plans to take over the unsuspecting world?

Evilness ki baat ho rahi hai to IF Mafia bhi kuch peeche nahi. They kidnap innocent little IF members and keep them as hostages in their one bedroom apartment! What's more? They feed them water and lettuce and give them impossible tasks! No wonder the Human rights people are chasing the Mafias.

But before you start panicking and begin packing your bags to leave, don't worry because there are some harmless, sweet and not-so-evil groups too.

The Pesky Teens are one of the first clubs in VS. Filled with some cute and pesky teens, they believe in fun and chatting while the recent club, Pagal Pals, intend to give a refuge to all the pagal members who want to chat till they drop. The Chweetos are the ones who speak no evil, hear no evil and do no evil. They are angels and no second thoughts on that!

So the next time you hear these names, you know who are angels and which ones are pure evil. So while they continue to dominate Viewbies Section with their spamming techniques, start thinking of ways to defend your self just incase one of them shows up on your doorstep one day! Saavdhani is the solution so be safe because you never know when one of them might get you......

Stay tuned for more inside gossips from the Development Team and The Crazy Creative Team, as we uncover some more gossips in our next edition. So Watch out for our next report. See you all in two weeks with more news!! Till then Enjoy the Melodious May!!! 😳

I don't go by that Voting result. And it was cancelled by the judge. There was full scale rigging in the voting. 😆

In one hour the second option from 8 or 9 went upto 93. Arae just count the total votes. Itne to Mods bhi nahi hai IF par 😆

Total rigging!!! I want the poll to be cancelled. Sorry media guys can't go for Maharaja also as even that is taken just like Thakur has been taken already 😆 😆

There's a quote I would like to put here today 😆

When great changes occur in history, when great principles are involved, as a rule the majority are wrong. The minority are right... by Eugene V. Debs

Awesome work! That was a great news report! Congrats to all the writers! 🤗

Hope you all like it! 😛

@Bhaskar: too bad bhaskar! 😆 😆 one unsuspecting morning, you might just get up to find out that u are Amna ka Thakur now 😆

Naina

Guyz please participate in the Guess the Guest Contest, that is in the first article. Can you tell us who the next guest in Doodhpatti is going to be? Please post your answers here ASAP......!!!!!!