Jokes on Chandni..😆
Hello friends, since last few episodes are of SP wer quite disgusting and sad cos of Padam singh n Chandni....😡..most of the viewers are tensed, here are some jokes on Chandni to cheer them..and specially to my friend Xmanisha....😊😊
1)..Chamki, Kaveri, and Chandni were on their way to Heaven.
God told them that the stairway to Heaven was 1000 steps, and that on every 25th step he would tell them a joke. He told them not to laugh at any of the jokes along the way or else they would not be able to enter heaven.
Chamki went first and started laughing on the 150th step, so she could not enter heaven.
Kaveri went next and started laughing on the 350th step, so she could not enter heaven either.
Then, it was Chandni's turn. When she got to the 999th step, she started laughing.
"Why are you laughing?" God asked. "I didn't tell a joke."
"I know," the Chandni replied. "I just got the first joke."...😆
2).There was this guy that lived acrossed from Chandni. He was outside mowing,and here comes Chandni. She goes to her mailbox, opens it, looks inside it, and slams it.
In about ten minutes, here she comes again, opens her mailbox, looks in it and slams it shut looking upset.
In about 15 more minutes here she comes again, opens her mailbox, looks in it, and slams it shut. The guy walks over and asked her what her problem was.
She said "There is a sign on my computer that says I have mail."😆
3)..Chandni came running up to her husband Nahar in the driveway as he came home from work just jumping for joy. He didn't know why she was jumping for joy but thought, what the hell, and started jumping up and down with her.
She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"
He said, "Great, tell me what you're so happy about!"
She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, when she told him that she was pregnant!
He kissed her and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"
Then, Chandni said, "Oh, honey, there's more!"
Nahar asked, "What do you mean, 'more?'"
She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, he asked her how she knew.
Chandni said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Pharmacy and bought the TWIN PACK home pregnancy test kit and BOTH tests came out positive!!"😆
4)..Chandni came running in tears to her father.
"Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!"
"I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad.
"You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble."
"What are you talking about? That's one of the largest banks in the jaipur," he said. "there must be some mistake."
"I don't think so," Chandni sniffed. "They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, 'Insufficient Funds'."😆
Hope you must have enjoyed it..thanks keep smiling..waiting for your suggestions and comments...set_raj..😊
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