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Posted: 18 years ago
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A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile... ....Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the 1st message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read:



To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I've reached

Date: January 31, 2004

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here; we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!

Your loving Hubby
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Ru Mad Test.......?

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria was which defines whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well" said the Director. "We fill up a bathtub then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand" said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

Write down your answer and then scroll down !


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"No." said the Director "A normal person would pull the plug for the water to flow out."

DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO HIS???
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Posted: 18 years ago
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i passed......lolz......it was a nice one....but i passed coz i knew this one...ppl have asked at school a few times..........but even the 1st time when someone asked me i hadn't thought abt the plug at all so i said bucket.....n then my friend told me that it's not that but the plug.......
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Posted: 18 years ago
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I never heard the joke before but I passed because I knew it had to be trick question
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Posted: 18 years ago
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Originally posted by: mitali_s

😆...book a bed 4 me 😆

yep...booking confirmed!! waiting for u...😉😉😆

lol...nice one..😆

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Alright, I'm heading to that mental asylum now 😆

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