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nitisha

@crazymystery

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Posted: 18 years ago

#11

Yeah they're funny. The first one is my favourite, i always remember that part when i think of the first book. Won won is so funny 😆 😆 😆 , but shame they did not out that part in the film

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nachindi_chesey

@nachindi_chesey

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Posted: 18 years ago

#12

here's one of my most fav scenes from the 3rd book:

"and so they began. harry, at least, felt extremely foolish, staring blankly at the crystal ball, trying to keep his mind empty when thoughts such as 'this is stupid' kept drifting across it. it didnt help that ron kept breaking into silent giggles and hermione kept tutting.

'seen anything yet?' harry asked them.

'yeah, there's a burn on this table,' ron said, pointing. 'someone's spilled their candle.'

professor trelawney rustled past. 'would anyone like me to help them interpret the shadowy portents within their orb?'

'i dont need help,' ron whispered. 'it's obvious what this means. there's going to be loads of fog tonight.'"

this cracks me up everytime i read it 🤣

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username88

@username88

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Posted: 18 years ago

#13

lmao ther all funny

i remember quite few of fred n george...ther hilarious 😆

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Bhanu Patel

@Bhanu000

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Posted: 18 years ago

#14

there'a funny scene when harry and ron have just finished their divination practical owls and harry says something like
"i told the examiner that he ought to have died last week"
and ron says "i told the examiner that he's being stalked by an ugly old wizard with a wart on his nose. Turned out that i was looking at his reflection"
Can someone find the actual quote form OotP

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nachindi_chesey

@nachindi_chesey

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Posted: 18 years ago

#15

Originally posted by: Bhanu000
there'a funny scene when harry and ron have just finished their divination practical owls and harry says something like
"i told the examiner that he ought to have died last week"
and ron says "i told the examiner that he's being stalked by an ugly old wizard with a wart on his nose. Turned out that i was looking at his reflection"
Can someone find the actual quote form OotP

Hey

here's the actual quote, Bhanu:

"Even by Harry's low standards in Divination, the exam went very badly. He might as well have tried to see moving pictures in the desktop as in the stubbornly blank crystal bll; he lost his head completeley during tea-leaf reading, saying it looked to him as though Professor Marchbanks would shortly be meeting a round, dark, soggy stranger, and rounded off the whole fiasco by mixing up the life and head lines on her palm and informing her that she ought to have died the previous Tuesday.

'Well, we were always going to fail that one,' Ron said gloomily. He had just made Harry feel rather better by telling him how he told the examiner in detail about the ugly man with a wart on his nose in his crystal ball, only to look up and realize he had been describing his examiner's reflection'"

oo and here's another one that's close by:

"Harry said, 'No more pretending we care what happens when Jupiter and Uranus get too friendly'
'And from now on, I dont care if my tea leaves spell die, Ron, die -- I'm just chucking them in the bin where they belong'"

hahahahaha i just love these funny bits

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Farah

@~farah_r~

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Posted: 18 years ago

#16

these r sum of my fave ones, sum funny, n sum sarcastic. n sum just plain silly 😊 :

But Ron was staring at Hermione as though suddenly seeing her in a whole new light. "Hermione, Neville's right --- you are a girl...." "Oh well spotted," she said acidly.

the one where Snape is tryin to get the Marauder
's map to reveal itslf n he gets al these insultin n funny msgs...

"You're alive," she said blankly to Harry. "There's no need to sound so disappointed," he said grimly, wiping flecks of blood and slime off his glasses. "Oh, well...I'd just been thinking...if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet," said Myrtle, blushing silver

Professor Snape - That is the second time you have spoken out of turn, Miss Granger. Tell me, are you incapable of restraining yourself, or do you take pride in being an insufferable know-it-all?
Ron - He's got a point, you know.

"Oh, are you a prefect Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea." "Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, once..." "Or twice-" "A minute-" "All summer-" "Shut up!"

Fudge -- he's certainly got a body and is walking and talking and killing, so I suppose, for the purposes of our discussion, yes, he's alive.

"Your aunt and uncle will be proud, though, won't they?" said Hermione "when they hear what you did this year?" "Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've gotten myself killed and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious…"

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