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An essay written by a Bihar Candidate
U'll forget your English by the time u finish reading
this
This is a true essay written by a Bihari candidate at
the UPSC(IAS) Examinations
The candidate has written an essay on the Indian Cow:
Indian Cow
HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also
he is 4 footed. And because he is female,he gives
milks(but will do so when he is got child). He is
sacred to Hindus and useful to man.
But he has got 4 legs together. Two are forward and
two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilised for
use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached
to his basement.(Horses dont have any such attachment)
What can it do? Various ghee,butter, cream,curd, why
and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful
to cobbler,watermans and mankind generally. His motion
is slow only because he is of lazy species. Also his
other motion...... gober is much useful to
trees,plants as well as for making flat cakes(like
Pizza), in hand, and drying in the sun. Cow is the
only animal that extricates his feeding after eating.
Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are
situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly
in the meadows in the grass. His only attaking and
defending organ is the horns,specially so when he is
got child.
This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the
weapons to be paralleled to the ground of earth and
instantly proceed with great velocity forwards. He has
got tail too,situated in the backyard,but not like
similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the
other side. This is done to frighten away the flies.
We are informed that the candidate passed the exam and
is now an IAS in Bihar .
U'll forget your English by the time u finish reading
this
This is a true essay written by a Bihari candidate at
the UPSC(IAS) Examinations
The candidate has written an essay on the Indian Cow:
Indian Cow
HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also
he is 4 footed. And because he is female,he gives
milks(but will do so when he is got child). He is
sacred to Hindus and useful to man.
But he has got 4 legs together. Two are forward and
two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilised for
use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached
to his basement.(Horses dont have any such attachment)
What can it do? Various ghee,butter, cream,curd, why
and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful
to cobbler,watermans and mankind generally. His motion
is slow only because he is of lazy species. Also his
other motion...... gober is much useful to
trees,plants as well as for making flat cakes(like
Pizza), in hand, and drying in the sun. Cow is the
only animal that extricates his feeding after eating.
Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are
situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly
in the meadows in the grass. His only attaking and
defending organ is the horns,specially so when he is
got child.
This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the
weapons to be paralleled to the ground of earth and
instantly proceed with great velocity forwards. He has
got tail too,situated in the backyard,but not like
similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the
other side. This is done to frighten away the flies.
We are informed that the candidate passed the exam and
is now an IAS in Bihar .
Kumkum Bhagya
Anupamaa
