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10 Anar - Ek Bhimar ! 😛
One Sunny afternoon after some non stop shopping Cari and Shelly made a stop over for a coffee break and waited for their friend Bossy to give them a ride in his Chevolet .
After a long half hour a Taxi stopped outside - The girls were stunned - Shelly said "Is that Dude hitching a ride in with" but Cari dismissed it "Naa no wayz.. Bossy would never.. Wait !! What the!!!... " Both girls looked on as Bossy got out from the car and thanked his lift giver with a cheesy smile and wink. What they saw next knocked the socks off them . "Hey girls !" he said weakly.
Shelly finally managed to ask "What happened?" and he replied before she started her Kaun banega carore pati questions round.. "Kuch nahin wahi problem.. U know Ladki dekhi , mooh se seeti bajey haath se thali.."
Finally Cari spoke "Tho tu hi baj gaya is baar ? ! Kitni baar kaha hai 'Ek ka haath pakar ke bana usey ghar waali... " and Shelly finished off " Haan 'Har din tera bane dashera - raat bane diwaali!!' 😉
"Kameeno.. Tum meri tragedy pe haso maat !!.. ouch !"
Cari excitedly asked "So Bol bol tell tell tera tel kis ne nikhala?"
Bossy slouched into the comfy chair.. ordered a coffee.. closed his eyes and started to bayan his haal .. jis ne isey sirf banyaan mein hi chor diya. 🤣
"Mein tho raste se jaa raha tha... lakri guma raha tha.. mein tho raste se jaa raha ... " He was rudely interrupted by an impatient Cari "Short cut mein bata!!!!"
Just then ... I saw her... (HAPPY) "Ek ladkhi ko dekha tho - dil Happy Happy hogaya, Jaise kiltha gulab - jaise shair ka khwaab , jaise club mein ho koi disco divaaa - Hooo"
He stopped and sighed.. "but I soon realised she wasn't waving at me - she was waving at the guy behind Ashish Kapoor - Uff Udhayveer".
"Then kuch agey.. I saw this girl.. "Dil ki yeh arzoo thi koi dilruba miley.. BUT before I could even start my song, iske boyfriend ne the end kardiya "
What happened asked Shelly - "Was he hot, handsome, sexy, like a celeb, did he have muscles, did he give you that black eye, did he... "
Boss jumped in - "NO! He was Dr Trouble and all he said was .. 'Step aside Dude this hot stuff belongs to me .. Because mein sab khel jaantha hoon, Mein hoon bada khiladi!!" (Pencil and TS)
After another big Sigh he continued...
"Then I carried on ... and came across a beautiful face at the Bus stop..Man she was Delish 'Na kajre ki daar.. na motiyon kaa haar, naa koi kiya singhaar phir bi kitni sundhar hai' .. I told her I can call us a Taxi to hers.. She said she'll wait for the bus ... as her Boyfriend Sidharth Malhotra is on Bus duty right now - so she told me to leave before the Bus arrived ." (Ashra)
Cari felt bad for Boss - "So Sid never broke your teeth? Then who did?"
Bossy started.. "After all the walking I was tired so I decided to take a rest in the park.. and that's when I saw her in the swing .. Tannu .k Man her beauty moved could move heaven and earth at the same time.. 'Poolon sa chehra tera , pariyon si muskaan hai, rang tera dekh ke Roop tera dekh ke khoodrat bi hairaan hai ...' Just then I heard someone call her 'Baahuu idhar aana tho.. " !
Cari and Shelly agreed this was getting tragic ..
Bossy continued.. "After leaving the park I decided to head to My best friends house... Some pretty girl answered the door "Jis ke aane se rangon mein dhub gayi hai shaam soch raha hoon Apne dost se pooch loonga is ladki kaa naaam... hooo hoo hoo... " (RITIKA)
Cari shouted "Oh teri - I bet that was ur Dost's doll? Hai naa? !!!! So Ur friend gave you the black eye?"
"NO!" Irritated Boss replied Anywayz so I moved on and went to eat some Macchi.. And there I saw her.. She came to serve me with a menu .. my heart stopped... 'Tere naina mere nainon se meeti meeti batein karte hain.. Jab naina batein kartein ho .. Is ka manager Boyfriend mera deedar kar raha tha..!!! Maaan she was taken too " (NAINA)
Cari said - "Teri naa Kismat hi karaab hai! Kaali bili ka saaya hai .. I tell U"!
Bossy continued.. "I thought bas aaj ke liye no more Thakirgiri.. I won't look at another gal.. BUT then I saw him - Handsome, gabroo jawaan.. gora chitta.. Now don't get me wrong I don't do Dost-Ana I'm more into Saheli - Ana but woh hatke thah maannn .. Sab se alag... ufff". (HLG)
Shelly screamed loudly - "Chiii Eeew... Tabi tera yeh haal hua hai !!!! ?"
"Chup kar" Boss barked "He told me 'I don't like boys - I like a Man SalMAN !"
Cari couldn't help herself "Thank God!"
Bossy continues.. "Who cares .. so I stopped over to buy a water bottle.. and Then I saw her The statue of innocence 'Tu Kaun hai? - Tera naam kyaa?.. dil dharkaney waali tera naam kya?..' Just then she looked at me .. she had conphusion and worried look on her face.. she walked up to me.. I stood frozen.. Dil mein fire works baj ne lagey. Then she spoke. 'Uncle aapke paas change hain?' (Alina)
Cari and Shelly burst out giggling .. almost rolled on the floor laughing
Bossy tired looked exhausted .. he continued.. "So bored I decided to go watch a movie.. all by myself.. - Just then at the counter I saw this Awesome 😎 girl.. she was buying popcorn..as she was gonna go watch Band Baja Barat! I walked up to her and tried to whisper sweet nothings in her ear.. AND ! Wham she was in my face! she gave a hand in my face 'Oi Tharki - Get away from me.. Don't look at me- I'm Farah! I don't want U! I want whom I want and when I want - Get out of my face jerk"!
Cari was sure "Zaroor is item ne tera yeh haal kiya hai !!!!!"
Boss looked on with sad eyes - "Nope not her... iske baad in the cinema hall .. I was sat next to this piece of beauty 'Pyaar ke liye chaar pal kam nahin the... khabi hum nahin te .. khabi tum nahin te...' and this is what happened before I even finished my song " (Sanzy)
"Ufff ab bakh bi de tera aisa haal karke kisne achaar charaya! - Tere train ke compartments tho bar te hi jaa rahey hain!"
Boss Signed a big sigh.. "Yaaron meine ek galat larki ki chutki le li... it was ... ummm u know her.. it was .. umm .. My Boss CM! ... and U can just imagine what happened... "
Shelly slapped her hand on forehead "Uff teri tho .. out of all people to went after CM.. I can just see it.. us ne kaise peeta hoga tuje - Boy oh Boy U need a role model !"
Bossy got excited He started to ring Omni " Bhai .. bata tu yeh ek saath itni saari teenagers kaise pata leta hai yaar .. Kuch bata de - Dost ka kalyaan karde !"
Omni's reply over the phone "You gotta be cool man ... see Chichory You have to learn to do KanyaDHAAN - Instead you just want Khanyawon - ka - DHAAN !" 😉
Bossy leaped up - He was full of life and full spirit again ... " I get it - I need to do Khanyadhan - Alokh Naath Baba ke sanskaar... Yah man - I soo get this!"
No more dancing alone
See Bossy "That's it .. sanskaar , sanskaar is what U need.. what is sanskaar?" Asked Shelly.
Cari interrupted -"See Bossy You can get any gal U want! Asli power dil mein hoti hai"
"Ahem Girls tum dono chalthi ho kya nau se baara?" Bossy tried his luck..
Just then Cari's phone Rang.. and she replied to Boss "Urmmm NO ! Akshay on the line.. chow! ... Yah Akki am coming" Bossy tried again.. "Cari Call me .. is ke baad ka number... please!" "Nope dear .. call waiting - is ke baad Arjun... Byeee"
"Shelly u, Aati kya khandala?" "Ermmm Isshhh .. Uff My Twin phones are ringing.. My Darling twin BF's are on the line Shahid Kapoor and Ranbhir Kapoor - I have a double date! Bye... "
Boss Was Sad... Even his mood ring turned Blue again BUT just then he heard a beautiful voice - A girls voice Singing "Kiska Tumein hai inthazaar main hoon naa.. Dekhlo idhar tho ek baar main hoon naa.. "!
Boss couldn't believe it was 'Sunny-Leone' From India Forums! He was awed by her beauty!
"Come on! What U waiting for ... MD - Hury up!"
There was another voice from behind Bossy .. "Yahh heyy coming Jaana"
Then MD Climbed on the back of the motorbike with his SunnyLeone and they rode away into the starry night together..
The END !
Nope - Picture abi bhaki hai ..
2 Weeks later - 'Bossy'
He had taken the Kanyadhaan advice way too seriously - and Like Alokh Naath.. performed Kanyadhaans and Baptisms.. .. He found his Happy ever After tooo ..
THE END.
Been a While since I last did an Emotional Athyachar.. Gosh my hands hurt now..
Hope U like it.. Sorry if I left anyone out.. not intentional..
See Bossy at least I gave you a Happy Forever After.. lol
No Emo's have been hurt during the production of this.. lol
Cari.. xx
