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JW and Pia were married for years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. Pia would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
Neighbors feared her. They believed she practiced black magic because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood. Pia liked the fact she was feared
To everyone's relief, she died of a heart attack when she was 38. JW had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, he went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow. His neighbors, concerned for his safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that she may indeed be able to dig her way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
JW put down his drink and said, "Let the old creep repto dig. I had her buried upside down.
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The grief-stricken JW threw himself across the grave and cried bitterly. "My life, how senseless it is! How worthless is everything about me because you are gone. If only you hadn't died, if only fate had not been so cruel as to take you from this world, how different everything would have been."
A clergyman happened by and to soothe the man he offered a prayer. Afterward he said, "I assume the person lying beneath this mound of earth was someone of great importance to you."
"Importance? Indeed it was," moaned JW. "It's my wife's Pia first husband!
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Pushkar needed to call JW about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed his home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"
Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster he asked, "Is your Daddy home?"
"Yes", whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?" Pushky asked.
To his surprise , the small voice whispered, "No."
Wanting to talk with an adult, he asked, "Is your Mommy there?"
"Yes", came the answer. "May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No".
Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, he decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child.
"Is there any one there besides you?" Pushkar asked the child.
"Yes" whispered the child, "A policeman".
Wondering what a cop would be doing at JW's home, Pushky asked "May I speak with the policeman"
"No, he's busy", whispered the child.
"Busy doing what? asked Pushkar.
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman", came the whispered answer.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone Pushkar asked, "What is that noise?"
"A hello-copper", answered the whispering voice. ="What is going on there?", asked Pushkar now alarmed.
In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."
Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated Pushky asked, "Why are they there"?
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: "They're looking for me"
Was really disguted at Pia yesterday so wanted everyone to laugh at her expense.Sorry if any one feels offended
Neighbors feared her. They believed she practiced black magic because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood. Pia liked the fact she was feared
To everyone's relief, she died of a heart attack when she was 38. JW had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, he went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow. His neighbors, concerned for his safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that she may indeed be able to dig her way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
JW put down his drink and said, "Let the old creep repto dig. I had her buried upside down.
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The grief-stricken JW threw himself across the grave and cried bitterly. "My life, how senseless it is! How worthless is everything about me because you are gone. If only you hadn't died, if only fate had not been so cruel as to take you from this world, how different everything would have been."
A clergyman happened by and to soothe the man he offered a prayer. Afterward he said, "I assume the person lying beneath this mound of earth was someone of great importance to you."
"Importance? Indeed it was," moaned JW. "It's my wife's Pia first husband!
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Pushkar needed to call JW about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed his home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"
Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster he asked, "Is your Daddy home?"
"Yes", whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?" Pushky asked.
To his surprise , the small voice whispered, "No."
Wanting to talk with an adult, he asked, "Is your Mommy there?"
"Yes", came the answer. "May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No".
Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, he decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child.
"Is there any one there besides you?" Pushkar asked the child.
"Yes" whispered the child, "A policeman".
Wondering what a cop would be doing at JW's home, Pushky asked "May I speak with the policeman"
"No, he's busy", whispered the child.
"Busy doing what? asked Pushkar.
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman", came the whispered answer.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone Pushkar asked, "What is that noise?"
"A hello-copper", answered the whispering voice. ="What is going on there?", asked Pushkar now alarmed.
In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."
Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated Pushky asked, "Why are they there"?
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: "They're looking for me"
Was really disguted at Pia yesterday so wanted everyone to laugh at her expense.Sorry if any one feels offended
