The Future of Kasamh Se...

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There has been much speculation today about AD's role in KS - and guys, I am happy to announce that I have managed to obtain a copy of the Kasamh Se script which will answer all your burning questions about where our beloved show is going!!!! πŸ˜ƒ πŸ˜ƒ πŸ˜ƒ



It appears that AD is in fact Barnali's ex-lover whom she jilted for Uday Walia!! At the time, AD was poor but now he has made his money and has come back for revenge!

As he was exiting the plane he tripped and fell down some stairs causing partial amnesia - the poor guy has lost 20yrs of his life!! All he remembers is the mandap from which his love had walked away 20 yrs ago!!

Swearing revenge against his woman-stealer he heads for Walia Mansion - only to find out from Tony Butler that his beloved Barnali is now in jail! On seeing JW, he jumps straight to the wrong conclusion and quite reasonably believes that the wretched Uday Walia has married a girl half his age and sent his Barnali to jail in order to trap this new lady love!!

What the poor AD does not know is that the man at whom he is sending death-glare stares is not Uday Walia but, Jai Walia his son!!!!

With his blood turned to ice and his heart turned to stone, AD decides to go away and turn into a suitably dressed bad man to come back and take his revenge on the despicable Uday/Jai walia for treating his Barnali so badly!!!

While AD has gone for his haircut and makeover, the poor Bani Walia has found herself locked in a mental asylum and humara JW is being forced to marry Pia at gunpoint.

Of course, only Jai and Pia are privy to this knowledge and everyone else thinks that JW has done the ultimate volte face and fallen back in love with his reptilian ex!

As soon as AD returns from the salon he is again brought up to speed by Tony Butler and thinks to himself "Ha! I shall have my ultimate revenge!!! I shall get bani out of the mental asylum, take her to the nearest fancy dress store and get her a terrible makeover and fake spear with which to scare her husband and sister with! Hopefully UW will die of a heart attack and then Barnali will be free and all mine!!!!

All works according to plan - dressed appropriately, the new jasoosi-jodi make their way to the J-P's mandap to exact their revenge - but little do they know that Barnali has also managed to escape jail through the same route that Bani used as both the jail and mental asylum use the same ventilation system!!!!!!!!!

She follows them as they follow J-P to the mandap, which in accordance with his mood, JW has set up in a dark and dank cave near the ocean!

And a confrontation ensues!!!!!!!

After a 3-episode long monologue Bani finally decides to throw the spear but lo and behold!!! She has not realised that Pia's latest drag-queen outfit involves PVC and rubber!!!!! The spear dramatically rebounds, narrowly missing Bani's new flyaway hairdo and the metal end spears an unwittingly positioned barnali, who was hiding behind them all this time!!!!!

With a haunting and soul-rending shriek AD falls to the floor holding a dying Barnali in his arms, confessing all his motives, all his wrong thoughts and intentions to his dying love... with a gasp of breath she apologises for her mistakes and says her final goodbye!

AD cannot bear to live now that his Barnali has gone, and using the same blunt end of the spear he ends his own miserable existence as well. The two lovers lie dead in each others arms and the cave echoes with the sound of all of this drama.

Jai and Bani, taking one look at the unlucky couple, turn back to each other to lock eyes for another double episode. Slowly, Bani's excessive glaring melts away, and Jai's expression of constipation relaxes. they realise that every breath is a waste unless they spend it in each others' arms - they dont want to end up like poor AD and Barnali do they?!!

Slowly they walk to each other... Jai asks forgiveness for not finding Bani a better stylist in time and Bani asks forgiveness for forgetting to leave his clothes out for him, forcing hi to have to dress himself and end up looking like a circus clown.

All is forgiven and the two link hands and make their way out of the cave.

It is not long before they are followed out of the cave by a shrieking Pia who is lamenting the ruination of her suhaag-raat outfit because of dirty marks left by Bani's spear!!

A well-aimed kick from JW sends her sailing into the ocean and her shrieks diminish as the rubber and tidal flow take her far far far from anything resembling land.

Breaking into song, our two favourite lovebirds walk arm in arm away into the sunset, never to be seen or heard from in Mumbai again.


Sigh.... and that folks, is the end of another beautiful Kekta show!!


Da dum da dum da dum....

A Balaji Telefilms Presentation.




(Disclaimer: just in case there was a shred of doubt - as my story is JUST as good as Kekta show I think πŸ˜• - the above is only a figment of my over-active imagination and sarcastic rambling. πŸ˜†

Don't sue me please Kekta - your shows will kill me before we make it to Court!!! 🀒 )

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Cordy... its either just as good or better!! πŸ˜†
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πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†Someone really has a super over-active imagination. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
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harvu and pinks - those comments better be meant as compliments!!!!! πŸ˜› πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜†

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cordy.....

what's up dear πŸ˜ƒ .....

your mood is cheerfull today πŸ˜‰ .....

and be sure ekta wont sue you πŸ˜† ....she will hire you for this πŸ‘ ....
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Originally posted by: Cordelia


harvu and pinks - those comments better be meant as compliments!!!!! πŸ˜› πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜†

Yes Cordy it is a compliment!! Im serious too! πŸ˜†

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Originally posted by: Cordelia


There has been much speculation today about AD's role in KS - and guys, I am happy to announce that I have managed to obtain a copy of the Kasamh Se script which will answer all your burning questions about where our beloved show is going!!!! πŸ˜ƒ πŸ˜ƒ πŸ˜ƒ
Kordy seems to be back πŸ˜‰


It appears that AD is in fact Barnali's ex-lover whom she jilted for Uday Walia!! At the time, AD was poor but now he has made his money and has come back for revenge!
Will you believe me that I was thinking of this scenario??? I guess great minds think alike...lol
As he was exiting the plane he tripped and fell down some stairs causing partial amnesia - the poor guy has lost 20yrs of his life!! All he remembers is the mandap from which his love had walked away 20 yrs ago!!

Swearing revenge against his woman-stealer he heads for Walia Mansion - only to find out from Tony Butler that his beloved Barnali is now in jail! On seeing JW, he jumps straight to the wrong conclusion and quite reasonably believes that the wretched Uday Walia has married a girl half his age and sent his Barnali to jail in order to trap this new lady love!!
Kordy...this is good stuff... and not so far fetched if the two of us could come up with the same stuff so far...However I did not think of Amnesia...since I figured they recently used this with Pia...they dont repeat stuff atleast for a few months...
What the poor AD does not know is that the man at whom he is sending death-glare stares is not Uday Walia but, Jai Walia his son!!!!

With his blood turned to ice and his heart turned to stone, AD decides to go away and turn into a suitably dressed bad man to come back and take his revenge on the despicable Uday/Jai walia for treating his Barnali so badly!!!
this has me in splits...now the question is who is Nachi's dad???lol...Nachi could very well be AD's son...
While AD has gone for his haircut and makeover, the poor Bani Walia has found herself locked in a mental asylum and humara JW is being forced to marry Pia at gunpoint.

Of course, only Jai and Pia are privy to this knowledge and everyone else thinks that JW has done the ultimate volte face and fallen back in love with his reptilian ex!

As soon as AD returns from the salon he is again brought up to speed by Tony Butler and thinks to himself "Ha! I shall have my ultimate revenge!!! I shall get bani out of the mental asylum, take her to the nearest fancy dress store and get her a terrible makeover and fake spear with which to scare her husband and sister with! Hopefully UW will die of a heart attack and then Barnali will be free and all mine!!!!
Kordy....I did think that he will take away Bani...and guess what I even had an idea of a dialogue whicg says...this man is ridiculous...first a girl half his age...now one that is third his age...so better kill him before he turns pedophile...lol...
All works according to plan - dressed appropriately, the new jasoosi-jodi make their way to the J-P's mandap to exact their revenge - but little do they know that Barnali has also managed to escape jail through the same route that Bani used as both the jail and mental asylum use the same ventilation system!!!!!!!!!

She follows them as they follow J-P to the mandap, which in accordance with his mood, JW has set up in a dark and dank cave near the ocean!

And a confrontation ensues!!!!!!!
Did not have this...but its good...
After a 3-episode long monologue Bani finally decides to throw the spear but lo and behold!!! She has not realised that Pia's latest drag-queen outfit involves PVC and rubber!!!!! The spear dramatically rebounds, narrowly missing Bani's new flyaway hairdo and the metal end spears an unwittingly positioned barnali, who was hiding behind them all this time!!!!!

With a haunting and soul-rending shriek AD falls to the floor holding a dying Barnali in his arms, confessing all his motives, all his wrong thoughts and intentions to his dying love... with a gasp of breath she apologises for her mistakes and says her final goodbye!

AD cannot bear to live now that his Barnali has gone, and using the same blunt end of the spear he ends his own miserable existence as well. The two lovers lie dead in each others arms and the cave echoes with the sound of all of this drama.

Jai and Bani, taking one look at the unlucky couple, turn back to each other to lock eyes for another double episode. Slowly, Bani's excessive glaring melts away, and Jai's expression of constipation relaxes. they realise that every breath is a waste unless they spend it in each others' arms - they dont want to end up like poor AD and Barnali do they?!!
nice end...
Slowly they walk to each other... Jai asks forgiveness for not finding Bani a better stylist in time and Bani asks forgiveness for forgetting to leave his clothes out for him, forcing hi to have to dress himself and end up looking like a circus clown.

All is forgiven and the two link hands and make their way out of the cave.

It is not long before they are followed out of the cave by a shrieking Pia who is lamenting the ruination of her suhaag-raat outfit because of dirty marks left by Bani's spear!!
rofl...this is too funny....
A well-aimed kick from JW sends her sailing into the ocean and her shrieks diminish as the rubber and tidal flow take her far far far from anything resembling land.

Breaking into song, our two favourite lovebirds walk arm in arm away into the sunset, never to be seen or heard from in Mumbai again.


Sigh.... and that folks, is the end of another beautiful Kekta show!!


Da dum da dum da dum....

A Balaji Telefilms Presentation.




(Disclaimer: just in case there was a shred of doubt - as my story is JUST as good as Kekta show I think πŸ˜• - the above is only a figment of my over-active imagination and sarcastic rambling. πŸ˜†

Don't sue me please Kekta - your shows will kill me before we make it to Court!!! 🀒 )

This is awesome Kordy...only if we had money...we could make millions more...πŸ˜‰

Rivs

Edited by rivya - 18 years ago
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Posted: 18 years ago
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Cordy, I want to run over to UK and give you a big huge hug!! πŸ€— Thanks for my making my day!! I seriously want to sit here and comment on every single line...they were all that HILARIOUS πŸ˜†

Slowly they walk to each other... Jai asks forgiveness for not finding Bani a better stylist in time and Bani asks forgiveness for forgetting to leave his clothes out for him, forcing hi to have to dress himself and end up looking like a circus clown.

🀣

You know, I wouldn't be too surprised if Ekta/creatives were lurking around here and patting themselves on their back for finding such a great story πŸ˜†
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Posted: 18 years ago
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Cordy, Now if you would just put this much effort into updating your fanfic and give us something to do other then think about who ekta will destroy next.


-Rimpy

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