The Indian TV Marriage Sermon

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Smriti

@serialjunkie

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+ 5

Posted: 12 years ago

#61

Thou shalt consumashuns hiding behind strategically placed kissing flowers, the day before the serial ends

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mpat

@mpat

Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

#62

OMG...This is hilarious !! 😆

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jules

@jules

Rocker

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Posted: 12 years ago

#63

Originally posted by: Kookiemonster
Thou shall always have eye sax with theme song playing in the background for 11/22/333/44 months before consumashion happens and after consumashion you will forget about any kinds of sax.

😆 Now this sounds like a show we know of!!!

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Angels11

@Angels11

Rocker

+ 5

Posted: 12 years ago

#64

Damn hilarious & v true 😆

BTW u forgot 2 clauses.

Before marriage Thou family shall never know that you love each other irrespective of the frequency, intensity & duration of eye sax & irrespective of the # of times the gal falls on you or you carry the girl around.

After marriage Thou family shall never know that you hate each other & shall assume that every night is F (foreplay) & S (sex) night

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Roshni

@rashika

Rocker

+ 6

Posted: 12 years ago

#65

TV marriage commandments. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Sultan_Of_Swing

@Sultan_Of_Swing

Sparkler

+ 7

Posted: 12 years ago

#66

Originally posted by: 18shabbo
Thou shall flex the muscles and flash the kamariya but thou wont do it till 11/28/50/101 days.

But at least in RR they have been bold enough to show that Rudra goes to laila for a wham bam thank you maam.😉😉

I remember a show where the character has a live in girlfriend, but still they'd behave like 'no sex, no paasion serial lover.'

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Sultan_Of_Swing

@Sultan_Of_Swing

Sparkler

+ 7

Posted: 12 years ago

#67

Originally posted by: ...Pwincess...
Thou shall have consumashun fully clothed.

This really cracked me up. I have no idea how they do it, but when they get up they are completely clothed. and the best part if that the husband will have no recollection of the event.

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BombayTroll

@BombayTroll

Achiever

+ 5

Posted: 12 years ago

#68

Absolutely spot on nbji haha and the strike rate is awesome as home run on first attempt and result comes when divorce is about to happen

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ll-Shilpa-ll

@SIP1997

Sparkler

+ 7

Posted: 12 years ago

#69

Brilliant post.🤣

Okay here goes my contribution.

Thou shall prove that you are the the more worthy woman for your husband after your spouse eyes' starts wandering. You shall than play the role of Sati savtri by rescuing your husband from the vamp and still not live happily ever after.😆

Edited by ll-Shilpa-ll - 12 years ago