Shahid: 'Ranbir could've done Kaminey better, not Ranveer'

Saif's biography will be called nut-khut nawab': Shahid

Karan Johar had a field day grilling his guest Shahid Kapoor who will be seen on his show Koffee With Karan for the third time...

Karan - This is the first time you're here without the girlfriend.
Shahid - Really?
Karan - Yes, Priyanka, Kareena and Sonakshi.
Shahid - I have a terrible memory, I keep forgetting what happened in the previous days so I really wouldn't remember.
Karan - Have you erased Kareena Kapoor and Priyanka Chopra from your memory?
Shahid - That's not possible, they're very big stars and they're in the papers everyday so you can't erase them out of your memory but I do have a bad memory so most things of the past are forgotten.
Karan - Which is the one you'd rather erase, between the two?
Shahid - It's a difficult choice.
Karan - You like large women?
Shahid - Yeah.
Karan - Who is the other large woman you're turned on by?
Shahid - I actually don't like skinny women.
Karan - You like them voluptous?
Shahid - Yeah, I think women are much hotter when they are naturally voluptuous, yes.
Karan - But of your two heroines one has been very large and one has been very compact.
Shahid - Who?
Karan - Kareena and Priyanka
Karan - What is your status with them, do you wish them at parties?
Shahid - Yeah yeah, honestly with Kareena I've not interacted with her at all ever since. I've bumped into her once and it was mildly awkward, I would say, but we were both trying to be formal and nice. With Priyanka, I've hung around a lot and it's always been good. We've done a film together and it's chilled out.
Karan - So you can hang out as friends now and not worry about the past?
Shahid - With Priyanka for sure, with Kareena we don't have that equation anymore.

Rapid Fire
Karan - In the last season of Koffee..., Ranveer said he could have done Kaminey better than you...
Shahid - Ranbir, yeah, Ranbir could maybe do it better.
Karan - Not Ranbir, Ranveer.
Shahid - Ranveer, no I don't agree with him.
Karan - A rumour about that you wish someone would start.
Shahid - That Scarlett Johannson's marriage broke up because of me.
Karan - If you were commissioned to write the biographies of the following people what would you name it?
Karan - Ranbir Kapoor
Shahid - Besharam
Karan - Kareena Kapoor Shahid - Kareena Kapoor-A biography.
Karan - Priyanka Chopra Shahid - A livewire decoded
Karan - Saif Ali Khan -
Shahid - The Nut-Khut Nawab
Karan - In whose bedroom would you find the following:
Karan - A half-empty bar - Shahid - Salman Khan because I heard he stopped drinking.
Karan - A mirror on the ceiling - Shahid - Karan Johar
Karan - Your first celebrity crush
Shahid - Raveena Tandon in Tip Tip Barsa Paani and Kimi Katkar in Tarzan.
Karan - Kill, Marry Hook-up, one for each. Priyanka, Nargis, Anoushka

Shahid - Kill Priyanka, marry Anoushka, hook-up with Nargis.

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