Basics first-
Schizophrenia is a mental disorder characterized by delusions, hallucinations, breakdown of thought process and impaired emotional response. (Says Wikipedia and American Psychiatric Association).
Reporting from the VIP Prison aka Ranawat Haveli aka Masala mandir. This VIP Prison has lots of facilities that none other has. For instance,
- Free entry whenever a suspect feels like enjoying the facilities
- Free supplies from the masala mandir next door including food, vessels and even blessings
- Chaukidaar with a FIL complex
- Rigorous imprisonment here means a rope tying your wrist and a daily dose of Major-sa's taunts. Oh and kitchen duties too.
- Training in special skills- like cooking and cleaning with hands tied. Tomorrow's schedule is doing the laundry with hands and feet tied.
And this VIP Prison has been reported to be a covert operation hiding schizophrenic patients- as prisoners and guards.Lets have a look at some of them.
Paro-
This image pretty much summarises Paro's mental condition. Bai-sa, did you smoke something during your trip to Birpur and back??
From this delusion she quickly moves on to next one - the sanskaari DIL mode. Cooking for the family, taking care of ailing FIL, addressing the complaints to Bholenath, the whole deal. Even Alok Nath would be proud to do your kanyaadaan, now that Thakur-sa refuses to recognize you. Keep it up my girl.
Rudra-
Once upon a time long long ago, Major-sa used to ride cool bikes and finish off terrorist with one kick and punch... The good old days... But its been a couple of days since his Rajnikanth complex wore off and the Rahul Gandhi complex is on. After an outrageously silly stealth expedition he very dutifully blurts out the entire plan to Paro and will endorse women's empowerment by empowering Paro . Well done Major-sa.
Dilsher Ranawat-
After suffering an Othello complex for 15years it takes just one look at this picture and and Ranawat goes into the Alok Nath mode- he has revealed to this reporter that he already has the names for his grandkids decided, school admission booked with capitation fees paid and started saving for their college. Now that was fast, Ranawat sa!!
Mohini kaki and her DIL- They have fairly simple hallucinations, so to speak. After an enlightening conversation with the paratha few days back, they had a heart to heart with the chai today.
Chai- It just isn't possible for me to make such a leap from the kettle into Danveer's mouth. Anyway I hate leaps of any type, I'm not a Kekta fan.
Mohini- I tell you this good for nothing DIL is of no use. If you cant convince the tea to make the leap, then go tell your FIL to jump into the kettle.
DIL stands still and wonders.
Director- Perfect shot! Cut!
DIL wonders silently, its just not fair that the tea gets more dialogues than me...
Aman- (technically not in the prison,but still same difference..)
He has split personality disorder. BSD wala Aman who is dedicated to the nation and will do anything his "Sir" says. And Parvati ke bhai-sa Aman. The transition between the two is so perfect one almost misses it.
Nominations for best dialogue award-
Kakisa- Chai ne bolke aayi haiki khud uchal ke apne bapusa ke muh me ghus jaaye??
Dilsher - Byaah kar le iss se..
Rudra- Bacchi badi ho gayi hai!!
Who will get the award?? DEKHTE HAI!!!
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